Kolzar Mallak
@rodeoClowning
Name's Kolzar, part of a travelling circus full of hopes and dreams. Catch me in the air, on my hoops and strings, or maybe just doing some stranger things. Chop chop swing, n all that. ((He/him))
i l𖦹vE 𝇋|𝇌hIs 𝇋|𝇌Ea i g𖦹𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌Ha𝇋|𝇌'S LiKe, VaRi𖦹uS FrUi𝇋|𝇌s aNd mIn𝇋|𝇌. w𖦹rD
s𖦹mE𝇋|𝇌ImEs i𝇋|𝇌 ReAlLy iS 𝇋|𝇌hA𝇋|𝇌 y𖦹u hAvE 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 l𖦹𖦹K A𝇋|𝇌 y𖦹uR C𖦹W𖦹RkErS AnD 𝇋|𝇌hInK "y𖦹u cAn'𝇋|𝇌 bE Ac𝇋|𝇌iN' lIkE 𝇋|𝇌hA𝇋|𝇌"
s𝇋|𝇌eAlInG My mA𝇋|𝇌EsPrI𝇋|𝇌S FaNcY Y𖦹GuR𝇋|𝇌 i wIlL FaCe c𖦹nSeQuEnCeS F𖦹R 𝇋|𝇌hIs lA𝇋|𝇌Er
l𖦹𖦹K I'M JuS𝇋|𝇌 sAyIn', 𝇋|𝇌Ha𝇋|𝇌 𖦹lD SnAkE W𖦹UlD C𖦹Il s𖦹 DaMn 𝇋|𝇌IgH𝇋|𝇌 aNd nEvEr wAn𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌a lE𝇋|𝇌 g𖦹, w𖦹uLdN'𝇋|𝇌 Le𝇋|𝇌 Me d𖦹 ShI𝇋|𝇌. KeP𝇋|𝇌 c𖦹iLiNg 𝇋|𝇌IgH𝇋|𝇌Er aNd 𝇋|𝇌IgH𝇋|𝇌Er aNd eVeN𝇋|𝇌UaLlY I JuS𝇋|𝇌 fIgUrEd i𝇋|𝇌 WaSn'𝇋|𝇌 w𖦹r𝇋|𝇌h eNdUrIn'. 𝇋|𝇌As𝇋|𝇌eD G𖦹𖦹d 𝇋|𝇌𖦹𖦹
a'iGh𝇋|𝇌. rAiSe yA HaNdS If yA FuCkIn' KiLlEd y𖦹uR LuSuS 𝇋|𝇌rYiN' 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 Pr𖦹vE A P𖦹In𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 mY Ma𝇋|𝇌eSpRi𝇋|𝇌
𖦹K 𝇋|𝇌hAnKs. ShE SaYiN' 𝇋|𝇌HiS ShI𝇋|𝇌 aIn'𝇋|𝇌 n𖦹rMaL AnD I'M 𝇋|𝇌rYiN' 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 𝇋|𝇌eLl hEr s𖦹mE𝇋|𝇌ImEs y𖦹u g𖦹𝇋|𝇌𝇋|𝇌a
wHy n𖦹𝇋|𝇌? My bI𝇋|𝇌ChY 𖦹lD SeA SnAkE L𖦹WkEy hAd i𝇋|𝇌 C𖦹MiN'
i gUeSs i𝇋|𝇌'S A "y𖦹u hAd 𝇋|𝇌A Be 𝇋|𝇌HeRe" 𝇋|𝇌yPe 𝇋|𝇌HiNg. WaI𝇋|𝇌InG F𖦹R Na𝇋|𝇌uRaL DeA𝇋|𝇌H WaS N𖦹𝇋|𝇌 𖦹n 𝇋|𝇌He 𝇋|𝇌AbLe
i fEeL 𝇋|𝇌hA𝇋|𝇌 hAaAaArD. hAd 𝇋|𝇌A Be d𖦹nE Ay? S𖦹Me𝇋|𝇌iMeS 𝇋|𝇌hEy jUs𝇋|𝇌 D𖦹N'𝇋|𝇌 Ge𝇋|𝇌 I𝇋|𝇌
i 𝇋|𝇌HiNk lIkE, mY BiGgEs𝇋|𝇌 Pr𖦹bLeM Is 𝇋|𝇌Ha𝇋|𝇌 L𖦹𝇋|𝇌𝇋|𝇌A F𖦹LkS ArE JuS𝇋|𝇌 dEePlY UnSeRi𖦹uS. lIkE I'M Li𝇋|𝇌eRaLlY A Cl𖦹wN AnD AlL Bu𝇋|𝇌 Y'AlL C𖦹UlDn'𝇋|𝇌 pRe𝇋|𝇌eNd 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 N𖦹𝇋|𝇌 Be fUcKiN S𝇋|𝇌UpId f𖦹r l𖦹nG En𖦹uGh 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 HaVe aN Ac𝇋|𝇌uAl c𖦹nVeRsA𝇋|𝇌I𖦹N.
iS I𝇋|𝇌 rUdE 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 nIcKnAmE S𖦹Me𖦹nE Wi𝇋|𝇌h a sHeEp lUsUs "Mu𝇋|𝇌𝇋|𝇌𖦹n" AsKiNg f𖦹r a fRiEnD
𝇋|𝇌HeY D𖦹N'𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌eLl y𖦹u 𝇋|𝇌HiS In cL𖦹LlEgE (cL𖦹Wn c𖦹lLeGe) Bu𝇋|𝇌 A G𖦹𖦹d s𝇋|𝇌rAwBeRrY AnD VaNiLlA 𝇋|𝇌eA >>>>>>>>>>>> aNy dRuG EvEr
𝇋|𝇌HeY 𝇋|𝇌𖦹𖦹k eVeRy𝇋|𝇌hInG Fr𖦹m mE (mY 𝇋|𝇌eA LeAvEs)
s𝇋|𝇌aR𝇋|𝇌InG 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 𝇋|𝇌HiNk i nEeD 𝇋|𝇌a bE M𖦹Re 𖦹F An aSsH𖦹Le. I LiKe 𝇋|𝇌A Be cHiLl d𖦹n'𝇋|𝇌 gE𝇋|𝇌 mE Wr𖦹nG 𖦹r n𖦹𝇋|𝇌HiN' bU𝇋|𝇌 i 𝇋|𝇌HiNk i'm gE𝇋|𝇌𝇋|𝇌iN' 𝇋|𝇌𖦹𖦹 lAxIdAiZy 'B𖦹U𝇋|𝇌 sHi𝇋|𝇌
jUs𝇋|𝇌 In 𝇋|𝇌ImE F𖦹R My hI𝇋|𝇌LiS𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 Be uPdA𝇋|𝇌Ed. UrGhHh. I MiSs mY KiSmIsIs. I MiSs mY Ma𝇋|𝇌eSpRi𝇋|𝇌. i𝇋|𝇌'S BeEn s𖦹 DuLl lA𝇋|𝇌ElY N𖦹 𖦹Ne rEaLlY FiGh𝇋|𝇌s bAcK.
𝇋|𝇌He 𝇋|𝇌W𖦹 l𖦹wBl𖦹𖦹Ds hAvE 𝇋|𝇌aKeN Pi𝇋|𝇌y 𖦹N Me (Af𝇋|𝇌eR FiF𝇋|𝇌EeN MiNu𝇋|𝇌eS 𖦹f gIgGlEs) AnD 𝇋|𝇌𖦹Ld mE 𝇋|𝇌hEiR NaMeS. 𝇋|𝇌HaNk y𖦹u rUlMaR AnD EeZzEm mY HaIr mIgH𝇋|𝇌 bE SaVeD Ye𝇋|𝇌
pRiS𝇋|𝇌E RuLmAr aNd eEzZeM HaIr d𖦹eS N𖦹𝇋|𝇌 HaVe 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 Be cU𝇋|𝇌 i aM SaVeD
fUcK 𖦹k. 𝇋|𝇌hErEs rInGlEaDeR. pLa𝇋|𝇌eS. r𖦹pEr. 𝇋|𝇌wEeDlEfUcK AnD 𝇋|𝇌wEeDlEfUcKeR. sP𖦹𖦹kY. 𖦹LiVe. G𖦹LdIe. JuGgL𖦹Us jUgGlEr. 𝇋|𝇌hErE'S G𖦹𝇋|𝇌𝇋|𝇌A Be s𖦹mE FuCkIn' MeM𖦹Ry 𖦹F 𝇋|𝇌hEiR NaMeS In mY 𝇋|𝇌hInKpAn s𖦹mEwHeRe.
i sH𖦹UlD Pr𖦹bAbLy lEaRn mY C𖦹W𖦹RkErS NaMeS. h𖦹w rUdE Is i𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 rEfEr 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 S𖦹Me𖦹nE By 𝇋|𝇌He fEa𝇋|𝇌uRe y𖦹u rEmEmBeR 𝇋|𝇌hEm bY
Well you did have an entire ten sweeps. Them's the 8r8ks. How short is your going to get? I thought clowns liked the long manes.
i𝇋|𝇌 KeEpS Ge𝇋|𝇌𝇋|𝇌InG CaUgH𝇋|𝇌 dUrInG My aC𝇋|𝇌S. i fUcKiN L𖦹Ve mY HaIr bU𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌HeY WaN𝇋|𝇌 i𝇋|𝇌 Sh𖦹uLdEr lEnG𝇋|𝇌H. lIkE S𖦹Me kInD 𖦹f 6 sWeEp 𖦹Ld.
May8e pay off one of your coworkers to tell you people's names? I mean, if they haven't 8een upset a8out it yet, they don't really have room to 8e offended a8out it if you ask.
i 𝇋|𝇌HiNk iVe cAuGh𝇋|𝇌 MySeLf bE𝇋|𝇌WeEn a r𖦹cK AnD A HaRd pLaCe wHeRe aLl 𝇋|𝇌He 𖦹𝇋|𝇌hEr pUrPlEs 𝇋|𝇌HiNk 𝇋|𝇌HiS PrEdIcAmEn𝇋|𝇌 Is fUcKiNg hIlArI𖦹Us aNd 𝇋|𝇌He 𖦹LiVe aNd g𖦹lD HaVe sEeN Me mAkE My bEd aNd aRe 𝇋|𝇌ElLiNg mE 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 lAy iN I𝇋|𝇌
i 𝇋|𝇌HiNk i𝇋|𝇌s fUnNy 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 Be pErFeC𝇋|𝇌Ly h𖦹nEs𝇋|𝇌 Wi𝇋|𝇌h y𖦹u. AlS𖦹 𝇋|𝇌HeY'Re pErF𖦹RmErS As wElL AnD Y𖦹U CaN'𝇋|𝇌 ReAlLy sHaRe 𝇋|𝇌IpS AnD 𝇋|𝇌rIcKs iF 𝇋|𝇌hEy'rE 𝇋|𝇌𖦹𖦹 AfRaId 𝇋|𝇌A SaY AnY𝇋|𝇌HiN'. N𖦹𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌hA𝇋|𝇌 i𝇋|𝇌 S𝇋|𝇌𖦹pS 𝇋|𝇌hE 𖦹𝇋|𝇌HeRs bU𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌HeY D𖦹N'𝇋|𝇌 Kn𖦹w i lEaRn𝇋|𝇌 S𖦹Me sIcKaSs fLiP 𝇋|𝇌rIcKs fR𖦹M G𖦹LdIe
uH 𝇋|𝇌lDr; I D𖦹N'𝇋|𝇌 GiVe a sHi𝇋|𝇌 BeCaUsE 𝇋|𝇌hEy aLs𖦹 PeRf𖦹rM AnD 𝇋|𝇌hEy aIn'𝇋|𝇌 𖦹N My hI𝇋|𝇌LiS𝇋|𝇌
nAh 𝇋|𝇌He hI𝇋|𝇌LiS𝇋|𝇌 iS S𖦹Me𝇋|𝇌hIn' 𝇋|𝇌hE ClUrCh (Cl𖦹wN ChUrCh) GiVeS 𖦹u𝇋|𝇌 EvErY N𖦹W AnD 𝇋|𝇌hEn 𝇋|𝇌A MaKe sUrE We hI𝇋|𝇌 qU𖦹𝇋|𝇌a 𖦹R S𖦹Me sHi𝇋|𝇌. rEaL FuCkIn' B𖦹RiNg 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 D𖦹 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 Pe𖦹pLe wH𖦹 d𖦹n'𝇋|𝇌 eXpEc𝇋|𝇌 I𝇋|𝇌
rInGlEaDeR 𝇋|𝇌rYiNg 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 H𖦹Ld mE D𖦹Wn 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 Cu𝇋|𝇌 My hAiR Bu𝇋|𝇌 I ReFuSe eVeRy 𝇋|𝇌RiCk iN 𝇋|𝇌hE B𖦹𖦹k uN𝇋|𝇌Il i eScApE
cHeCk i𝇋|𝇌 𖦹u𝇋|𝇌 I'M In 𝇋|𝇌He bEd lIkE BlAnKe𝇋|𝇌
hA, 'FrAiD I'M 𝇋|𝇌𖦹𖦹 BiG 𝇋|𝇌a bE A BeD BuG. 'SiDeS I𝇋|𝇌 d𖦹n'𝇋|𝇌 hI𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌He sAmE LeVeL 𖦹f bUlLsHi𝇋|𝇌 As bEiNg iN 𝇋|𝇌hE H𖦹UsE LiKe cArPe𝇋|𝇌 Y'Kn𖦹w?
i 𝇋|𝇌HiNk 𝇋|𝇌HeRe's a sLuR F𖦹R LeSbIaNs 𝇋|𝇌Ha𝇋|𝇌 ImPlIeS CaRpE𝇋|𝇌-nEsS Bu𝇋|𝇌 I AiN'𝇋|𝇌 A LeSbIaN S𖦹 i cAn'𝇋|𝇌 sAy sHi𝇋|𝇌
n𖦹 DiSrEsPeC𝇋|𝇌 bU𝇋|𝇌 cAn 𝇋|𝇌He p𖦹𖦹R 𖦹lIvE In 𖦹Ur cIrCuS PlEaSe fUcKiNg gE𝇋|𝇌 hEr dAmN LuSuS UnDeR C𖦹N𝇋|𝇌R𖦹L. "He d𖦹n𝇋|𝇌 Bi𝇋|𝇌e" YeS He d𖦹 Bi𝇋|𝇌cH 𝇋|𝇌hA𝇋|𝇌S A FuCkIn bEaR WhA𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌He fUcK
hAvE YaLl g𖦹𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌Ha𝇋|𝇌 𖦹nE C𖦹W𖦹RkEr wH𖦹's lIkE An eX-HuSbAnD 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 yA?
mA𝇋|𝇌EsPrI𝇋|𝇌 sAiD "i l𖦹vE Y𖦹U" aNd i fUcKiN SaId "𝇋|𝇌yPe sHi𝇋|𝇌" iNs𝇋|𝇌eAd 𖦹F "i l𖦹vE Y𖦹U 𝇋|𝇌𖦹𖦹" sHe's fEeDiNg mE 𝇋|𝇌𖦹 𝇋|𝇌He h𖦹rR𖦹R𝇋|𝇌ErR𖦹Rs 𝇋|𝇌𖦹m𖦹rR𖦹W