Roxy Lalonde
@rogueishGnostalgic
ngl i made this bc i was asked to do it
Great news everyone! After overthinking it for 6 hours and letting it consume my every waking thought ive come to the conclusion that its not that big of a deal.
You havent even given it any consideration! Could we at least TRY before we shit on it?
I dont know what you mean. While you and dirk were off doing god knows what i was one of the first responders to daves situation.
Ive also paid him a visit! Reckon i did wonders for his mood and what have you. We ARE on the same team in case youve forgotten. I want to help too.
Maam yes maam. Henceforth i will endeavour to cut out the middleman and tell you straight from the horses mouth.
It's finally done. I'm going to sleep for at least a week before the other projects.
I think people should challenge each other to friendly fistfights more often. It builds character! Also thighs :)
Not wholly true. I also respect strong forearms. I *am* a man of culture after all.
You know the best way to see these bad boys in action is to come arm wrestle me yourself!
you would think sleepin was easy but honestly everytime i sleep i just end up in the bubbles not complainin i love the bubbles but its weird when ur in the bubbles and you fall asleep only to see yourself just casually chillin
Oh. Im free! Im neither a twink or a twunk but some unclassified unidentifiable third thing.
an otter?
Oh great krinnglefucking christ is there no end to this wacky terminology!!!
Where on earth (or for my trollfolk space) are you all? Im as bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as a squirrel on the white rails. Not that i am currently am robbing the snow bank haha. #nsfw
I couldntve possibly been more obvious? What would you have wanted me to say? Polishing the old sinuses? Thats a bit on the *nose* dont you think hehe. #nsfw
Wait WHAT??
Like devils hell i was! The lechery of my business is no one elses but mine and by unfortunate happenstance sometimes brain ghost dirk. It certainly isnt the business of a gentlelady such as yourself.
None of my creations ever give me a break. Sometimes I wonder if it was a mistake to give them so much free-reign, but it'd be pretty fucked up not to give them their own autonomy after they've come so far.
Are you gonna lock me up in a cage~?
Unfortunately, I don't think a cage would actually contain you so it would be rather moot to do so.
I could pretend to be scared and rattle the bars and cry if that would invigorate you to do it anyway.
Yes, and then I'll open up my mouth wide for daddy~ #nsfwe #nsfw
I'm a little too balls deep at the moment for that, Roxy. #nsfw