jsyk i try to kill other eridans on sight i dont like seein them be me but stupider and wworse im still tryin to pop one betwween the eyes of that "march" eridan ( #vviolence )
the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, youre in my sights too, just less of a priority
good luck wwith that but im smokin ya faster than you can say goudahoy matey

wwould lovve to see you try mate my powwer has scaled to levvels you could scarcely imagine in your most demented narcotic induced delusions best to fall in line wwith the eridan council before you get shunned
narcotic? do ya mean narcissistic. twwo vvery different wwords my friend i am a proud ragin narcissist and i refuse to join a council that insists on puttin me into a box shared wwwwith inferior iterations of myself fuckin citadel of ricks or wwhatevver the fuck happened in that showw wwith the pickle guy

no im implyin youd havve to spiral into psychedelic psychosis to evven graze your fingertips upon the mere concept a wwhat soulburnin wwrath im capable of but also lets not disparage rick and morty too much noww its actually a vvery intelligent series that most people dont understand
