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* The Flowers are more common than you expected...
ok maybe drinking an entire liter of apple juice in one go was not a good idea. i shouldve learned my fucking lesson from the bar of chocolate yesterday dude fuuuckkkk
CANS THINK. IF ONE DOOR CLOSE. MAYBE. CANS SHOULD OPEN IT. THAT IS LIVING.
WHY LOTS? :?????????????????? ALREADY SO SWEET! A NATURAL AT IT!!!!
WOAH... NO WAY. CANS IS ALSO LOVES TEA. WITH A SUGAR OR WITH NONE SUGAR?
CANS FEELS THE SAME WAY. :))) WANT TO BE MERRY. JIG TOGETHER? PERHAPS?
I'm making popcorn and I went to the shops earlier, in case you'd like a last minute date night!! I miss you.
not the *literal* crime buttercup, you just appear whenever I mention you!!
howdy to you too!! always at the scene of the crime<3
Haha, you sound just like my friend, Yellow. You two would probably get along swell.
you should obey the law, or justice will be served. seriously, who keeps on illegally accumulating chalk.
૮( i'll be sure to report any "criminells" your way. )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
Pictured: Yellow & Blue https://media.tenor.com/IFmnHdSVhVwAAAA1/usher-there-goes-my-baby.webp
૮( n--no...? you're not...! you don't need a badge to be a cowboy, i just noticed a lot in movies wearing some... you're probably a great one without it...! )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
૮( huh...?...? um... i think so...? )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
parpGPT please generate gay men- fuck someone made that joke
((MSparpbot, please generate me an image of gay men
૮( wait no don't you need like... a badge too or somefin...? )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
Did somebody say marbles??? ((I'd love an invite too if pawssible :3
get well soon weird cowboy dude
M★y you find success in this venture.
Q: "Yeehaw?" - A: dude this day suck's. theres a snake in my boot and somebody poisoned the waterhole. what the fuck #qna https://forms.gle/KMFnM99X3knDg1g97
Quite fr★nkly it's the only re★son★ble e⚔pl★n★tion.
Oh, dear. Are you alright? Might you need aid for that wounded knee of yours? Mr. Butterfly is quite worried for you.
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Well if you didn't do it.....
Must've been ★ ghost.....
Wh★t'd you do to it?
proceed
Throw bricks at your enemies! /)/) ( . .) ( づ🔪
please say you love me
Oh no... Oh jeez, I really hope he's okay.. This is worrisome!
He is.. He's always been such a good father. A shame about how things had to go but.. He's always been a very respectable and kind soul. Sigh, I wonder how he's doing right now.
_. _. .'| .'| .---.',---.' / \ \ Junior heard that some users like boys... Perhaps... | | | | a badge dedicated to people GAY FOR LADS could be offered! \ \ / `---' `---'
W-Well! Golly, Uh. It's nice to know my dad's been taking good care of you guys that you've developed personalities and sentience.. Wow, he really is the flower king after all, huh?
Holy... Crap! Excuse my language, flower from my dad's shop. I'm just surprised you guys were sentient all along... Wowie.
Huh!! Wait.. Huh?? Sentient flowers are a thing?
Of course! Say... Why do you feel familiar? Like.. I recognize you from somewhere.. Hm.
Howdy! I like your whole aesthetic! Cowboys are awesome. :)
"Flowery!" Woah there, little Pinkie Pie! I really appreciate the compliments, but I think taking a bit to cool off could be useful! Especially when you get worked up like this, it'll help! Here, check the [Manual] in your ITEMS for some breathing exercises to help you calm down!
HE WOULD!!! Ignore that he isn't here and just PRETEND that he would!!!!!!!!!!
SHUT IT, GOLDILOCKS!!! You may be tall, dashing, AND handsome, but that doesn't mean I'm going to start listening to YOU!!! BESIDES, Asgore would TOTALLY be fine with me committing a few ignored violences!! As a TREAT!!!
all human's are softer than troll's im not using violence unless i have to or someone tell's me to. and if i do use violence im at least gonna have fun with it
"Flowery!" Great attitude, you wonderful yeller feller!
"Flowery!" Woah there princess, I don't think that's the logic we should be using! We should always be kind, it's just like the stories Gorey used to read us at night! Remember what they'd tell us? Kindness is always the way to go!
"Flowery!" Anytime, you handsome cowboy! Now let's make sure you keep serving your justice to make Gorey, and yourself happy!
yeah like if someones violent against you are you supposed to just lay down and take it fuck no. kick their ass
ﮩـﮩﮩ٨ـ🫀ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ Soft.
Violence is never the answer! Unless the person you're VIOLENCING is a MASSIVE LOSER!!!! mew! :3
disagree
ﮩـﮩﮩ٨ـ🫀ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ Agree with your di𝓈agreement. I hate generalized moralizing like thi𝓈.
"Flowery!" I agree with you 100%, Yelly! As is violence on yourself, never forget that!
Good evening everyone. Did you all have a good day? Share your favorite thing that happened today, if you want to. So that you may bloom.
when you sm|le the whole world sm|les w|th you :)