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၄⋆၃ i am slowly realizing my alternia may be vastly different from the alternia many of you exist in so im going to talk about my home planet a little bit shout pole not bexause im patriotix or anything but bexause i think itll be interesting shout pole BEHOLD THE PARXHMENT i live on alternia dot dot dot or alternia in a odd future past timeline the xaste system is basixally the same the warmer the xaste the lower they are on the soxietal spextrum i also believe my soxiety is muxh more lenient about the roles of a troll and while there xertainly are roles that are xaste spexifix no troll is "forxed" to go into a xaste spexifix job a jade is not forxed to tend to the xaverns (even though the emperor would muxh prefer it) for a simple example if you xould not tell i mentioned an emperor yes we have The Listless as our xurrent ruler than The Imperial Xondesxension (she did exist, but many thousands of sweeps ago) The Listless isnt a dot dot dot ideal ruler as the title suggests he does not seem to xare about ruling alternia in the slightest and prefers to have grand parties where trolls entertain him eternally dot dot dot hes quite xruel honestly whixh is to be exxepted of a interplanetary xolonist he also seems to be inxredibly interested in this human time period xalled "the renaissanxe" dot dot dot like really enjoys it dot dot dot dot dot dot like formed an entire xourt based on european monarxhies its honestly xringe worthy oh yeah we have been aware of humans for a long time and despite being light years away and are able to message them if we try to axtually look for their sites and stuff another major differenxe seems to be that our spexies mostly laxks sexual dimorphism only real differenxe is rumblespheres and even then i know plenty of dude trolls with em trolls have 2 nooks (front and baxk dot dot dot one for seemingly just pleasure and a uh exit) and a bulge typixally depending on mutations this xan vary and they usually arent xulled for these sort of mutations as long as theyre still able to produxe biologixal material speaking of mutations mutants are quite rampant not really a bad thing but its xertainly a thing to note dot dot dot i mean seriously ive seen trolls with small tails or irregular genitalia and usually these sort of mutants are left alone for the most part it only really gets xomplixated onxe you add abilities to the mix many xobalts with mind xontrol abilities are axtually xulled by drones bexause of the emperors own paranoia leading to many xobalts being muxh more private about their abilities dot dot dot and sinxe our monarxh is a lazy fuxkin asshole he rarely axtually leaves the palaxe and has the drones do most of the work i mean he doesnt even leave the planet anymore he just sends out his fuxkin goons to xolonize planets now whixh leads to my last point imports we get a lot of imported items from off planet and theres a big market for imported shit like there are spaxe ports that have genuinely hundreds of trolls working there to get items out to buyers the systems kinda fuxked honestly emperors got other spexies on the planets that have been xolonized workin to make these items that alternian xitizens enjoy its some fuxked up shit anyways we rarely see these other spexies from other planets bexause there are importers who do all the work goin to other planets to pixk up the stoxk and then flying baxk to alternia with the items importers are really the only folks who known what other spexies axtually look like henxe why many young trolls yearn to be spaxe pilots to bexome an importer and to travel the galaxy or some bullshit some major jobs that still exist: threshexutioners - typixally xastes lower than blue but really anyone xan do it if they dont want a xaste spexifix job xavalreapers - usually low bloods theyre foot soldiers and the first line of defense and the first to be sent out to xolonize planets ruffiannihilators - high blood only job gotta be hella strong for this one subjugglators - the emperors purple laxkeys who kill dirextly for him (fuxking bootlixkers lol) lot of the time theyre super dot dot dot xreepy question mark like theyre known for their xruelty dot dot dot if you hear bells jingling RUN legislaxerators - you know em you love em or hate em depending on whixh side youre one many are super important but most of them are stuxk in offixebloxks unfortunately arxheradixators - and of xourse theres many muxh more minor jobs as well things like medixullers and doxterrors ragrippers delivery workers restaurant jobs xustomer servixe yadayayayayaya whatever #loreposting #paradoxspaxe #alttimeline #thexennoxfiles