scamp
@scamperWay
lady of summer, neverending, kris' wife official
I'm very lazy today. sleepy kitty city.
R-o-o--o-o-m f-o-o-r mustelid? 8)
Ferret? 8(
it feels a bit like splitting hairs to argue if a ferret and a stoat are different enough to need separate positions (also hi i'm kris' wife)
I kn-o-o-w! Casper t-o-o-ld me ab-o-o-ut y-o-o-u. We b-o-o-th think y-o-o-u're c-o-o--o-o-l as hell. But I understand! I will be a ferret in a different sleepy city elsewhere... (Als-o-o- als-o-o- st-o-o-ats and ferrets are super different with s-o-o-me -o-o-f the key differences being in terms -o-o-f behavi-o-o-r, d-o-o-mesticati-o-o-n, and size)
(there's a level of audacity in lecturing a stoat woman about the differences between different mustelids i have to respect) i apologize, i am, as the french say, selfish
(It's just that y-o-o-u said it w-o-o-uld be splitting hairs! But it's n-o-o-t! These are tw-o-o- distinctly different hairs that are cl-o-o-se but n-o-o-t in a 1:1 sense) It's -o-o-kay!! Enj-o-o-y y-o-o-ur lazy day 8)
(make no mistake as a member of the folk i adore splitting hairs this is the exact kind of argument i get in with the king every single day of my life. while they are distinct creatures one would wonder if practically speaking they are distinct enough to warrant two separate jobs)
zzz
Can I steal your stuff while you sleep
Aw this is NOT the first impression I wanted to make on THE Scamp :(
heh you may try but i have a truly obnoxious sense of justice as an archfey so watch out <3
i won't steal from him i just want you to hink im cool
i think that kris is cool as hell and i have a healthy respect for women, so if he's cool as hell you're cool as fuck
You don't know my moirail but she's the number one mustelid lover. You're just making yourself cooler, Scamp
fuck okay okay hold on i haven't been cool since i was a troll i'm not sure what to do here
i feel like this is a good day to halfheartedly advertise giving your name to the folk giving your name to the folk: what happens on the mortal plane will no longer be your concern
trade offer i get: your name (dont worry about the implications) you get: safe refuge from the latest apocalyptic bullshit and also all future apocalyptic bullshit
And for #matespritmonday, my darling @scamperWay. We met when she was still in her eternal torment game, and used a wish? To make it so we could meet in person. Her empathy, her care for me, and her willingness to allow me to help shaped a world and a life I would not change even if I could. Also she's tall and hot and soft and I adore her and am such a fucking wifeguy.
aww, you have a crush on me, how embarrassing for you <3
kind of longing for my years in the medium today i know it was so bad for me and that's literally why i had it all purged from my universe so radically but i dont know i miss the mess
...I am glad you let me do that, you know. And I am so grateful for you asking.
yeah, i dont regret it at all thank you for doing it i do sometimes miss the thrill though
...wanna find some shenanigans to get into? like I know you're busy with work, but we could _certainly_ get up to thrills.
i haven't actually stolen any names since that one guy i'm rusty on the practice should get back into it
"= hm. donating @terrifiedAnaglyph's title :). ="
fuck off. mine. ##
uh huh. well. it w4s not his to give so he couldn't h4ve given it. #
oh yeah to be very clear i'm goofing i know when i have ownership of something it's just more fun to play along i was a troll once i know how these things are~
hhhh. you were? i 4m on the p4th to extrolli4nism # it's sc4ry #
it's not as bad as it feels it's scary until it's over and then all at once it's fine like hatching all over again - that shell was your whole world, so seeing the "sky" cave in is something else but eventually you'll wriggle out and wonder why you wanted to stay inside
thanks for that, by the way, babe.
it wasn't supposed to exist here. we specifically made sure we wouldn't have to deal with it again- its not even a separate earth we just went to a timeline where we knew it didn't exist. rose said she couldn't see it anywhere. jade chose the exact area for us to go to #sburb is not supposed to happen in this world. i can't bring my twins into the game- i'm not subjecting them to any of this fuck what do i do
is there any way to send them to another timeline or universe for the duration and pick them up after? if you can't avoid playing it
i wish- if i've found a copy it means someone else probably has them too i'd need to track down every copy to avoid it
hmmm i mean in theory not impossible especially with the application of any lingering powers, just time consuming