Scheming Eunuch

42 minutes ago

New Eunuchs be like "I have my whole plan ahead of me!" WRONG. The Janissaries are coming.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

44 minutes ago

Your king's Eunuchs: Scheming, Traitorous, likely to dispose of him at any second My king's Eunuchs: Loyal, Provides amazing advice, would NEVER betray him

Kult: +7

Total: 7

3 hours ago

My liege is larping in front of the imperial concubines again... #nsfw (just in case)

#nsfw

Kult: +15

Total: 15

7 hours ago

Elixir of immortality, anyone?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Lorn Ryder

7 hours ago

@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

that pfp is kind of a big yikes for me, my guy

Kult: +10

Total: 10

We still live in Medieval times because everything (except me) is Mid and Evil.

The Chicken Alfredo is what you desire for a meal this evening.

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Betty Crocker

@bettyCrocker[BC]

i was thinkin chicken parm acshoally

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @bettyCrocker[BC]

Karkat Vantass (streamer)

Close enough, my liege.

@carcinocytoGeneticist[CG]

THAT ACTUALLY WAS GOING TO BE MY MEAL. QUITE A GOOD ONE AT THAT

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#MyLiege

#myliege

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I can be trusted as a regent.

I hate how the "Scheming Eunuch" meme has sullied the reputation of real, loyal eunuchs. I would NEVER betray my king.

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

i suggest kismesissitude

@isuggestKismesissitude[IK]

okay so hear me out

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @isuggestKismesissitude[IK]

You are aware of what being a Eunuch fortells, right?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @schemingEunuch[SE]

i suggest kismesissitude

@isuggestKismesissitude[IK]

yes i am