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Among the rustblood village-fleets, where kettles are often communal and ownership is a negotiable superstition, tea is poured low and close to the cup. This is not humility. This is a silent conversation and conversion. A rustblood pour wastes nothing; no leaf, no steam, no implication. The pot is held in both hands, spout tucked nearly against the rim, producing a thin, practical stream. To splash is to insult the labor that boiled it. To overfill is to suggest someone will live long enough to enjoy abundance. Rustbloods are quite peculiar. Their pot is ugly, usually. Not even with a 'rustic' charm. But the ugliness is earnest. The fire-blackened belly, the wire-wrapped handle, one side dented from being dropped during bad weather. The lid does not fit correctly. The spout has been repaired with a strip of hammered scrap, a bead of resin, and the salvaged mouthpiece of some other dishware. It is passed from hand to hand until its dignity is completely ruined. A proper rustblood pour begins with proximity. The spout is brought very near to the cup, almost intimate, almost apologetic. There is no long golden arc, no theatrical stream, no caste-flattered demonstration of wrist and distance. The tea is guided down the inside wall of the vessel, not dropped into it. It should make very little sound. A whisper. A dark line. A small, obedient accumulation. To pour loudly is to advertise that you have more than enough. This is vulgar. Rustbloods are not immune to vulgarity, however. They have made entire folk traditions from vulgarity, most of them charming and several actionable by drone. But waste-vulgarity is different. A splash on the table is not merely tea lost. It is boiled water lost. Fuel lost. Time lost. A hand’s worth of gathered root or bark or bitter leaf lost. A warmth that could have entered someone’s chest, instead offered to the wood, the dirt, the deck, the communal floorboards, the same hungry Alternian surface that already owns everything else. So the cup is tilted. The pourer hooks one finger against the rim, turns the cup slightly, and lets the tea crawl. It is a technique learned early by necessity and later mistaken, by outsiders, for gentleness. However, as gentle as it seems, it is truly a manner of precision born out of debt. Wigglers learn it with cooled water, pouring into cracked shell-cups and scavenged tins. Not because anyone truly cares about the practice cup, but because it stands in for all future scarcity. The first cup is not filled. In the older rustblood custom, the first cup is a measure, not a serving. It receives a narrow pour, perhaps two fingers deep, and is held up to the light. One checks the color, the grit, the oil-sheen, the presence of anything wriggling with ambition. If the tea is acceptable, the measure-cup is passed to whoever can most afford to be poisoned. Their tongue tests its mettle. Then, if the weakest survives the first mouthful, the stronger ones may drink with less complaint. There are variations. In some work-camps, the first measure is given to the one who brought the water, because it is understood they had the earliest opportunity to ruin it. In certain river-bottom settlements, it goes to the youngest ambulatory troll, based on the theory that they are more likely to announce a bad taste before etiquette could end them. In funeral kettles, the first pour is tipped into the dirt, but only a little. The dead are honored. They are not permitted to bankrupt the living. The second pour establishes the table. Rustbloods rarely fill one cup completely before moving to the next. That is a higher-caste habit: possession first, fairness by performance. A rustblood pour goes around. A little into yours, a little into mine. This ensures equality throughout the pour. The pot circles until the tea is gone or the cups are mutually disappointing. This produces a very particular social pressure. No one can claim they were forgotten without accusing the room. Rustblood etiquette is often described by outsiders as crude. As if they have seemingly forgotten that lace and prose is not complexity. A rustblood can determine, from the thickness of a pour, whether the host is afraid, angry, broke, flirting, hiding a fugitive, concealing illness, stretching leaves for a ninth cup, or preparing to ask for help. For example: A straight pour means the relationship is clean, or the server wishes to pretend it is. A wall pour, down the inside of the cup, means caution. The tea may be too hot. The guest may be too dangerous. The conversation has corners. A split pour, in which the stream is deliberately stopped and resumed, is an apology too small to survive speech. A rim-touch pour, where the spout actually kisses the cup, is intimate and usually familial. Done to a stranger, it is either a grave insult or a proposal of conspiracy. A low overfill, allowing the tea to swell just above the lip without spilling, is a dare. It says: take this without shaking. A short cup, served noticeably under the level of the others, can be mercy. It can also be accusation. Context, as always, is the little knife in the napkin. There is an old rustblood belief that tea should never be poured from higher than the height of one’s own thumper. This has no chemical basis. Pour from above the heart, and you are performing. Performances attract attention. Attention attracts drones. Drones, historically, have not been invited to tea. The leaves themselves are seldom leaves in the aristocratic sense. Rustblood tea may be made from ironweed, ditchmint, old bark, mushroom shavings. Really, whatever they could afford. Thus, pouring becomes part of the brewing. The sediment must be managed. The pot is not shaken unless one intends to thicken the final cups. In some rustblood households, the final inch of tea is never served at all. It is kept in the pot, rewarmed with more water, and made into the next pot’s ghost. These kettles become genealogical. A trace of last night in tonight. A trace of the festival. A trace of the argument. A trace of the fever. A trace of the guest who left before dawn. Such tea is not good by violet standards, which is one of several reasons violet standards deserve to drown quietly. The tea of highbloods hardly knows its origins aside from the container it was wastefully printed upon. A rustblood host who pours for you close, quiet, and even is telling you something very serious. They are telling you the room has counted you among the living. Not safe. Not beloved. Not forgiven. Living. On Alternia, from the bottom of the hemospectrum, this is already a cup filled nearly to the brim. Another facet of my delicate design. Naturally, the most refined technique is my own. The cup is already full when I enter the room. You only notice yourself drinking it after I have finished explaining why you were thirsty.