And here I thought being on Chittr in my sleep might make more sense than while being awake. Nope, the horrorterrors are being dorks on main. It almost makes me long for the simple idiocy of Vallis, at least he’s not pretentious.

[BEGIN MESSAGE] being 0n chittr in y0ur z1eep iz never a g00d idea. [END MESSAGE]
That was not a cue to show up, fuckface, but I’ll forgive you just this once because at least you aren’t posting Taylor fucking Swifft on main. BAR IS IN HELL.
Haha. Okay! I will Unanswer yoUr call. BUt. Yes! There is no "Taylor fUcking Swifft" posting here! Only sea creatUre facts. The bar is. In fact. Underwater!・・・𝛾

[BEGIN MESSAGE] a11 fun and gamez unti1 y0u p0ztt y0ur dreamz. [END MESSAGE]
Unlikely. Even if I did it wouldn’t really matter. Blah blah surreal stuff. Blah blah other universes. The usual

[BEGIN MESSAGE] ha. 1ucky. [END MESSAGE]
Oh, sometimes I dream of what you’d call horrors but I don’t care. Doesn’t matter to me if anyone sees.