Lobster Strider
@secularScleroid
Approximately 69.548% of people will take one glance at my expertly constructed profile and sneer with their noses upturned, all with one thought in their head: "Anything can be a Strider nowadays."
I'm inclined to believe that a specific time of year is coming up which is a serious inconvenience for me. They're boiling me for their own sick entertainment. #gore
Kult: +2
Total: 2
Mad craving to guzzle down some melted butter around about now.
Kult: +15
Total: 15