Lobster Strider
@secularScleroid
Approximately 69.548% of people will take one glance at my expertly constructed profile and sneer with their noses upturned, all with one thought in their head: "Anything can be a Strider nowadays."
if Yoч;re not pчttin hot saчce in Yoчr clawfee then what;s the point?
|ve nvr ttr|d th|s, |s |tt good? :0
dчh: whY do Yoч think i;m chittin aboчt it?
▼why the fuck did i smoke the weed that makes you hear ke$ha songs in your pan fuuuuuck▲
c< augH, iM sOrry 2 Hear tHat >c
$-$-$ ! gawt we'd tht makez u hear p!tbll sogns !f u wnt !nsted™
for 7our (onsideration - ku$ha
Honey, how high are you? #substance
▼naked in the cupe on a Sunday aftermidnight #suggestive-i-guess{r}
Well, I just got thrown out of my third bar for starting fights, mind if I come over? #substance
▲please do, can you put on any song in the world that doesn't start saying you woke up in the morning feeling like p diddy▼
I hope that you're in the mood for the Crane Wives and Chappell Roan, as basic as that makes me.
▲Chappelle Roan will fix me▼
She's a saint, be there soon.
I'm inclined to believe that a specific time of year is coming up which is a serious inconvenience for me. They're boiling me for their own sick entertainment. #gore
Mad craving to guzzle down some melted butter around about now.