Lobster Strider
@secularScleroid
Approximately 69.548% of people will take one glance at my expertly constructed profile and sneer with their noses upturned, all with one thought in their head: "Anything can be a Strider nowadays."
Correction your dad is not safe because chittr knows his exact location. DADBERT PLEASE. im gonna protect this old man with my life.
Trying to cover your tracks, now every Egbert's gonna be sitting on edge anytime you come near, thinking you're gonna come sweep their dad off of his feet. Hey, not that it's anything to be ashamed of. Being a dilf connoisseur is something I can relate to.
A dilf going after a gilf in this case.
Consider this man swept
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@secularScleroid hi bro
Hey, man. Hella freaky that as soon as my account creation was finalised, you decide to hit me up. Your crab senses must've tingled pretty hard to the point where you're most likely developing tinnitus as a fear response due the severity of it right now.
What the fuck is this.
i mean like what would you have preferred me do like would you have wanted me to scuttle my over to you in person banging on your door in my tried and true brotherly fashion and say hey hop on deadlock the rats in the game now the rat king lets be rats bro the most devious bastards of new york city
I can't see what you're worked up about. Clearly, it's a brother expressing his unadulterated worry for a newfound development that has a potential chance to impact his hearing for as long as he continues to stand that he's the main factor playing into this newfound issue. Honestly, we might have to rush him to the hospital soon enough. Least you can do is show some concern for him, we might lose him in the operating room later. The risk of fatalities is pretty high, don't you know?
Maybe it would've prevented you from developing tinnitus and save our families lineage. Because now I'm forced to bear my own lobster children, otherwise our bloodline's coming to an abrupt end if your procedure goes wrong. And to make matters worse, nobody wants lobster kids anymore. They're all caught up in the hype of the crabs, the way they skuttle around instead of focusing on the lobster's niche. It's starting to become a struggle to make ends meet with these new standards. And have the rat king command over us and tell us what to do, where to go, and what to steal like a bunch of pawns who are willing to bow at his feet, and act like pawns? Fuck that noise. Let's overthrow the rat patriarchy and start up our own rat colony.