(^･ω･^) < DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND I SHALL BE POSTING THIS FANFIC OF CRONUS HAVING A PITCH POLYQUARRAL WITH HIS LEFT AND RIGHT HAND, I HAVE NOT WRITTEN A FANFIC IN QUITE A WHILE SO I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY!!! ANYWAY HERE'S THE FIC... CRONUS HAD B33N QUITE LONELY AND DEPRESSED, HIS LAST RESORT ENDED UP BEING HIM TALKING WITH AND AT BOTH OF HIS HANDS. HE DEVOLOPED PERSONALITIES FOR BOTH HIS RIGHT AND LEFT HAND, NAMING THEM BOTH SO NOT TO MIX UP THEIR PERSONALITIES. HIS RIGHT HAND'S NAME WAS RICHIE AND HIS LEFT HANDS NAME WAS L33ANA, RICHIE WAS A BROKE PLAYBOY WHO WENT TO SPEND MONEY ON BOOZE AND BITCHES. WHILST L33ANA WAS WORKING TWO JOBS JUST TO PAY FOR RICHIE AND CRONUS'S BAD HABITS... L33ANA FINALLY DONE WITH HOW MUCH MONEY THEY ARE STARTING TO OWE THE DRONES DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF SPENDING, SHE'D CONFRONT BOTH CRONUS AND RICHIE. SHE DID NOT HAVE TO GO FAR DUE TO BEING ATTACHED TO CRONUS AND RICHIE, HOWEVER SHE'D STILL PRETEND TO WALK INTO THE ROOM IN SHOCK... L33ANA:'WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN SO MUCH DEBT!!! DID YOU GO OUT TO ONE OF YOUR HOOFBEAST MANURE PARTIES RICHIE OR WAS IT YOU CRONUS, BUYING ALL YOUR STUPID CIGARRETES YOU NEVER LIGHT OR USE!!! I AM DONE PAYING FOR YOUR THINGS, I WORK TWO JOBS AND I GET NOTHING IN RETURN!!!' RICHIE WOULD TURN IN SURPRISE AND SHOCK, CRONUS WOULD DO THE SAME AS IF THEY BOTH DID NOT KNOW WHY L33ANA WOULD BE SO ANGRY ALMOST AS IF SPENDING LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY ON STUPID THINGS WOULDN'T CAUSE YOU TO GO INTO DEBT. RICHIE:'NOW WAIT A SECOND L33ANA THAT IS NOT FAIR, I HAVE A JOB NOW IT DOESN'T PAY WELL BUT I'M STILL WORKING!!!' A SMALL PAUSE BEFORE CRONUS SPEAKS UP ABOUT HIS PARTICIPATING IN CAUSING THE DEBT... CRONUS:'LOOK I CAN STOP BUYING CIGS IF YOU JUST VWAIT A MOMENT AND HEAR ME OUT, I AM STILL VWEALTHY I CAN JUST PAWVN OFF SOME OF MY BELONGINGS OR GET A FEWV GIGS... ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!!!' RICHIE JUMPS INTO THE DISCUSSION IN HOPES TO MINIMIZE THE DAMAGE, RICHIE WOULD MOVE CLOSER TO L33ANA IN AN ATTEMPT TO SOOTH HER FRUSTRATIONS. RICHIE:'YEA THAT'S RIGHT CRONUS IS WEALTHY AND CAN CLEARLY HANDLE THE DRONES FOR US, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM REALLY!!! THE DRONES WON'T TAKE US AND IMPRISION US DUE TO MY GAMBLING ADDI-' RICHIE CUTS HIMSELF OFF ONLY TO REALIZE IT WAS FAR LITTLE TO LATE. L33ANA & CRONUS:'WHAT!!!' L33ANA RUSHES AT RICHIE TRYING TO GRAB HIM AT THE WRIST, THEY ARE BOTH STRUGGLEING ALL CRONUS CAN DO IS WATCH AND THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY RICHIE HAS GAMBLED AWAY, ONLY TO REALIZE HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IN DEBT AND IN TURN END UP BEING TAKEN BY THE DRONES FOR HIS CRIMES AGAINST THE EMPIRE FOR USING THE PERSONAL MILLITARY ACCOUNTS FOR LUXERY SPENDING... CRONUS:'VWAIT, VWAIT, YOU SPENT MONEY ON GAMBLING RICHIE, HOWV MUCH DID YOU SPEND THIS IS KIND OF IMPORTANT???' RICHIE IS CLEARLY BUSY TRYING NOT TO GET CHOKED OUT BY L33ANA BUT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO TELL HIM A VAGUE ESTIMATE. RICHIE:'200,000,000,000' L33ANA FINALLY GRABBING RICHIES WRIST SQU33ZING RICHIE QUITE HARD AFTER HEARING WHAT HE HAD BASICALLY SAID, THE AMPORA'S EYES GO WIDE AS IT IS CLEAR HE DOES NOT HAVE 200BILLION... CRONUS STARTS TO DISSOCIATE AS THE WORD 20BILLION RINGS AROUND HIS PAN... MEANWHILE, RICHIE IS FENDING OFF L33ANA THE BEST HE CAN. SUDDENLY L33ANA LETS GO OF RICHIES WRIST AND STARTS TO AGGRESSIVELY MAKE OUT WITH RICHIE DUE TO PURE FRUSTRATION AND CONLFICTING F33LINGS THAT HAVE B33N SURFACING LATELY. ONLY FOR CRONUS TO COME BACK FROM HIS CLEAR DISSOCIATED STATE TO GLANCE DOWN AT THE TWO NOW HAVING A SLOPPY PITCH MAKEOUT. HE'D CLEAR HIS THROAT, ONLY FOR L33ANA TO STOP MID-SLOPPY MAKE OUT TO BACK HAND CRONUS. SHE'D DO IT ONCE MORE TO PROVE A POINT BEFORE GOING BACK TO MAKING OUT WITH RICHIE, UNFORTUNATELY. SOON A KNOCK ON THE DOOR WOULD PERSIST ONLY TO TURN INTO LOUD BANGS, BEFORE LONG THE DOOR TO CRONUS'S HIVE WAS ACTIVELY BROKEN INTO SEVERAL SMITHER33NS. A DRONE WOULD APPROACH THE WEIRD SCENE, PRETEND TO IGNORE IT AND DRAG CRONUS OUT OF HIS HIVE KICKING AND SCREAMING.... THE END... I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY!! #SUGGESTIVE #PITCH #NSFW #SHIPCOURSE #DRAMA #ABUSE #SUBSTANCE #CRONUSAMPORA #FANFIC #FICTION