Adenel Thanim
@shopaholicSlitterslayer
❖ New n*ght, new me. If I sa*d s⟴meth*ng last n*ght n⟴ I d*dn't. ❖
❖ I d⟴n't care *f y⟴u all l*ke y⟴ur s*lly l*ttle m@er*al eggs I have a REAL fr*end n⟴w. $uckers!! ❖
🜏 sounds liikɛ somɛonɛ iis jɛalous of my ɛggs #myɛggs ♅
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ☪︎Ωn grȺ♱ulȺ♱ƗΩn -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
❖ @megal⟴Memes *s my new fr*end s⟴ NEVER... say a bad th*ng ab⟴ut them. ❖
❖ N⟴b⟴dy ever wants t⟴ upl*ft me they just want t⟴ pelt me w*th eggs & see me cry bleedy br⟴ken & sad *n the ra*n. ❖
sad in the soggy box while its raining surrounded by eggs
c< ....wHy are tHey peltiNg yOu witH eggs? >c
c< OH, cOOl! yay! i was MOstly plaNNiN ON ruNNiN tHe taverN, but tHat sOuNds fuN! >c
❖ H*re s⟴me⟴ne f⟴r a per*gee th*s Cull*nary!! We'll g⟴ ⟴n an *ntergalact*c yacht & a hel*c⟴pter & g⟴ h*t the gambl*ng planets & e@ t*l *t hurts. And fly a k*te. ❖
c< ....alrigHt, fucK it, sure! ill just Have future Me ruN it 4 tHat tiMe, i guess! >c
❖ I CAN'T e@ a stup*d egg because ⟴f the LACTO$E y⟴u IDIOT$. Why d⟴ y⟴u ⟴nly care ab⟴ut me when y⟴u can be MEAN. ❖
You're right I am worm, and this worm just wants to give you an egg in this trying time
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- 屮ⴵȺ♱ Ⱥn -∊ggv-∊n♱ur-∊ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
❖ Are we all $ERIOU$. EGG th*s EGG th@. I p⟴sted bef⟴re EGG PO$TED, am I less sexy than an egg ⟴r s⟴meth*ng? Eggs d⟴n't have t⟴ wake up every n*ght & spend h⟴urs putt*ng ⟴n the*r makeup & d⟴*ng the*r ha*r &, I h@e th*s stup*d s*te w*th stup*d egg chew*ng l⟴sers. Maybe y⟴u all d*dn't th*nk ⟴f th*s because y⟴u're self ⟴bsessed cluckbeast per*⟴d lack*ng narc*ss*sts but s⟴me ⟴f us are lact⟴se *nt⟴lerant. I can g*ve y⟴u m⟴re. WHY *s tr⟴llan*ty leav*ng me ⟴n read l*ke th*s I'm l*terally wealthy. #dashw@ch*ng ❖
🜏 ♱hiis guy xlɛarrly doɛsn'♱ ɛa♱ dɛviillɛd ɛggs ♅
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- -∊gg -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
what can i say im a man of great taste that taste is egg
❖ I c⟴uld b⟴⟴k a vac@*⟴n y⟴u kn⟴w. Then y⟴u'll all be s⟴rry. ❖
❖ Where's my engagement? Ugh. I'm n*ce. I'm n⟴t even a p*ck me l*ke s⟴me ⟴ther pe⟴ple w⟴uld be. ❖
❖ Is *t because ⟴f my self*e. Wh@'s wr⟴ng w*th my self*e. ❖
❖ I'm just n⟴t l*ke all the ⟴ther teal*es wh⟴ get pa*d s*t ar⟴und ⟴n the*r ⟴ff*ce cha*rs & pass d⟴cuments ar⟴und *n a c*rcle. I'm WOR$E. ❖
❖ I sh⟴uld be WEARING FUR$ ⟴n a HARP$ICHORD & $TEALTH $TIMMING w*th a pearl necklace r*ght n⟴w. ❖