((SMALL OOC POST SO I CAN PUT A FEW PRISTINE REFERENCES AND GENERAL IDEAAAA WARNINGS: -mostly foul language and harsh ragging -VIOLENCE BLOOD AND GORE (3RD IMAGE BELOW HAS BLOOD AND IMPLIED VIOLENCE) -guy is a big tv personality, think SHAM-WOW GUY MEETS CRAIG FERGUSON -his products are mostly VERY HANDY HOME GADGETS AND TECH, CLOTHING, and VIOLENT BUT VERY CONVENIENT INSTRUMENTS OF DESTRUCTION.. and smoothie making! the big top cupcake guy also made the pocket guillotine for those pesky-on-the-go-decap situations EVERRRYONE finds themselves in -hes egotistical, vain, prideful, and deranged, and unfortunately a soft genius in engineering, but by golly can he put on a show tumblr tag: lordtonic.tumblr.com/tagged/pristine https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/IMG_7370.gif https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/IMG_6871.jpeg https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/IMG_6869.jpeg






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