♠ hated by @singularityManifest
drop yo net worth tryna sea somefin
Sorry girl swords are lame as fuck I got forced to learn them for months and I got NOTHING out of learning.
proper ranking (imo) S Teir: Baseball bats B Tier: Spears I guess C Tier: chainsaws (you're welcome pretty vampire lady) D Tier: All other weapons F- Tier: Swords
:(
whoops
Does it matter WHO'S who? There's surely NO doubt A role can merely change! No need to POUT
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
DIRECT EXAMINATION! oh shit what happened to your fun new quirk?
FISH ORGY? #NSFW
I make food for people all the time. And I'm pretty sure Kris does too! It's a normal social interaction thing. But like you probably do need a bedtime. Or to hop off Deadlock a little earlier. But one of these is easier than the other.
Yuh huh. AND if you go to sleep on time I will make you breakfast grubcakes. Or I can make you human ninja food.
yes. youu were stronng before, youure stronnger nnow.
༄ ｡°Hello, chittr userbase. It has come to my, and more importantly, the Empire's attention, that some are hosting rather unpatriotic thoughts. My presence on this site was requested, though I thankfully will not be playing tattle. I do not care if you despise the spectrum, nor if you personally have slighted those of heightened status. My concerns are on a higher scale. This is just a forewarning, in case you feel like I am the person to report some alleged treason from a neighbor. Do not waste my time with such folly. Honestly? I am quite excited for the excuse to laze about on the job, and potentially to make positive acquaintance with some, if not many of you. This will help me pass the time on my current route. I have received report of a helm having triggered quite the alarming flag. We cannot let a resource sport thoughts so ill advised. I will arrive shortly, @eclecticEngineer.°｡ ༄
this next question is from "s7link again hi". e777, s7link. @singularit7manifest asks "wanna stab ea(h other again sometime?" 7ou know what? i do! some monumental trials are (oming m7 wa7, and i need to be read7 for them. fighting 7ou's a good wa7 to toughen up and see how far i still need to go! it adds "not like soon i suppose, but sometime when i have something big to show off?" whi(h is fine! i think if i fight 7ou again before kris he'll be ver7 sad. we'll work something out
࣪⊹₊˚{ EVERYONE IN THIS THREADS SO OVERDRAMAAAATIC }._.{ GROW UP!!!! either swim or DONTTTT! #factssss }˚₊⊹ ࣪
- Guy named Phuntr ༘⋆ ༘⋆
ah nope cant rly think of anything
Challenge
is barak trollbama like a clone of obama genetically modified to be a troll, or is he a troll that has undergone extensive plastic surgery in order to look like obama? or is he obama in a dubiously xenophobic costume, somehow alive in our time period in spite of numerous apocalypses?
♯nicesave but ♯themask will ♯alwaysslip
♯do ♯yourh&s desire to be ♯stained ♯further / ♯ifno / ♯what does it ♯matter / ♯itsdone
ya get u$$$ed to it
I could kill Batman with ease.
sti(k like four more w's on the aw for mine
Like this post for one "Aw, cute!" to be delivered directly to Sylink's psyche.
for the record, im not a rampant misogynist because i secretly vwanna be a wvoman. im in it for lovwe of the game.
I can't do a backflip. #toxictraits #lightempath
Adorable
Still cute!
xoxoxo
oh thats warrior ihop. well thats stupid. :P
Girlies can never just hang out anymore its all "I want to start a cult" and "I need to challenge everyone to duels" "come sparr with me" "lets get into out mechs and punch each other". It's so silly. [ Posted from Veery's NeuroLink Comms Unit! Message label: #slightlytargeted #yesthispartiallyaboutyou #sylink #directposting #notserious #silly ]
1 C4NT BR1NG MYS3LF TO GO COMPL3T3LY B4LD M4YB3 4 H41RCUT W1LL B3 3NOUGH
I can do this again to see why it feels bad...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
DaMn hope ya get better
I always forget how adorable you actually are.
You are very welcome, dear princess. Hoo Hoo.
Hardly something I’ve done, but if you wish to determine which you dislike more I will happily provide, Princess.
Pwincess, it would seem that daddy stwuck a newve with that wast post. Come sit on his wap and we can tawk about it.
You know what daddy always says Cocky want boing boing And the cocky aint boing
#Sylinklifehack 2 Tch.....
I imagine it would be quite adorable.
Oh, I’m aware. It amused me greatly.
Well I already did that previously, on one of them.
There, there. Picture me putting you comfortingly.
There there, dear Sylink.
Say M̶O̶re O̶D̶D̶ shit, gO̶t it.
technically i am not incorrect. you'VE just been in that phase your entire life.
Dude (gender neutral).
☆ guns are Kooler than blades so youd definitely be better off☆
Then yo+u hardly deserve two+.
Toooo late noow
<<"for the record, i would've reacted like that whoever it was probably (doubt this is about that time, just thought i'd note it)">>
=What about a b|€ss€d b|ad€ for a chang€??
⚓︎ im literally j〰st sayin facts its a f〰ckin nerf to not be able to see at a distance
⚓︎ ok then sylink protah is gonna be nerfed for her o〰〰n st〰pidity lol
Trying to look on t)(e brig)(t side and t)(ey blew up t)(e moon. 38P
╰┈Perhaps we need someone to revisit system alerts being broadcasted to the entire multiverse. ╰┈Security threat and all.
I'm so fucking excited I lied about sleeping I'm gonna be making up sick fucking moves all night
should probabl7 stop the timer, then
Best Of Luck Breaking The Cycle. You Desperately Need It.
7eah that tra(ks
Tch.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: It Seems To Be The Memory Of Someone Elses Memory.. @abstractcollector And @singularitymanifest the Memories That Cropped Up On Lopam Were Just As Volatile And Unpredictable As The Pools Of Liquid Pyrite That They Appeared In. Given A Million Sweeps Along With The Planet, Casper Could Never Expect To Anticipate The Things That Its Veins Would Lead Him To. All He Could Ever Really Hope For Is The Ability To Roll With Those Punches. Whether It Was A Younger Version Of Himself Staring Back With A Gap-toothed Grin Or A Caelum He Never Got To Meet Curled Up In The Arms Of Lovers Eager To Talk Him Down From A Ptsd Fueled Dream Determined To Steal Sleep From Him In The Middle Of The Day. as Jarring As The Memories That Didn’t Belong To Him Were, He Wouldn’t Exactly Call Them A Shock. The Benjins, Cylions, Mallums, And Thueins, – People He Knew, People From His Own Sessions – Those Memories Made Sense. They Were, After All, Trolls He’d Seen Enough Of Them That Their Own Traumas Were As Familiar To Him As His Own. It Was Always The Glances Into The Lives Of Trolls He Never Met Before, Outside Of The One Timeline, That Tipped His Curiosity Closer Toward The Deep End. Instead Of Watching Reflections Ripple Across The Liquid Facade, He Would Fully Submerge Himself Into The Pool For A More Thorough Experience. all Of That To Say, It Was No Wonder That The Knight Of Mind Found Himself On The Unfamiliar Walk Of A Snow Covered Mountain Top. The Dreamlike Quality Of The Memory Was So Steeped In Longing And Regret, Disguised As Howling Winds Blowing All Around, It Was A Hard Fight For Casper To Keep The Feeling From Working Its Way Into His Bones. There Was No Surprise That The Memory Of A Distant Stranger That Found Him Was Not A Happy One, People Tend To Want To Hold Onto Those. with A Shuddering Sigh, He Steeled Himself, Located Two Pairs Of Footsteps In The Ice Ahead Of Him, And Started To Follow Them Toward A Cave’s Entrance Tucked Just Out Of Sight From The Main Trail. There Would Be No Harm In Letting The Memory Of The Friend Of A Casper He Never Got To Be Played Out. He Could Hold It For Whoever It Belonged To. the Two Trolls Sat In A Corner, Tucked Into Each Other’s Arms, Whispering What Must Have Amounted To Sweet Nothings Into The Privacy Of Their Shelter. It Was Hard Not To Feel Like A Third Wheel, Harder Still To Pretend He Didn’t See The Way One Of Their Hands Was Clenched Into A White Knuckle Fist Behind The Back Of The Other. The Hand Opened, Splayed Out And Flexed For A Moment At The Same Time That The Wind Outside Of The Cave Started To Pick Up. Roaring In Anguish At What Was To Come Next. it Was Under The Cover Of That Howling Wind That The Obviously More Capable Troll Incapacitated Her Partner, A Dull Thwack That Echoed Through The Cave Walls. The Thick Silence That Replaced The Sound Of The Ravenous Wind Was Just As Heavy, Hard To Wade Through. Casper’s Heart Sank Into That Thickness While He Watched The Metal Of A Dagger Glint As It Was Unsheathed. she Broke The Silence First, Because They Always Do, Blade Poised Over The Heart Of Its Best Friend. “well, Cooper, Are You Just Going To Stand There And Watch?” Suddenly She Was Staring At Him, Streaks Of Golden Tears Twinkling In The Light Of The Moon Peeking In. Thick Tears That Kissed The Length Of Its Jawline And Accentuated Its Anguish Perfectly As Droplets Fell Onto Her Felled Moirail. “there Is Nothing I Can Do.” He Choked Out, Caught Between His Own Feelings And Being Put On The Spot, “it Already Happened.” this Time The Chill That Rolled Through The Cave Felt Pointed. Intended For Him. “you Can Give Me What I Came For.” “would That Be Appropriate – Don’t You – I Mean, I Can Pull Us Out. If That’s What You Want.. But. Don’t You Want To Say Goodbye?” He Gestured Fruitlessly To Xanyri’s Unmoving Form. “just As You Said. It Is Not Her.” “it’s Something..” sylink Sucked Her Tongue Against Her Teeth, Annoyance Dominating Over Her Grief As The ‘tch!’ Echoed Off The High Ceilings. “meaningless. Is What It Is.” “are You Sure About This?” “cooper.” with A Sigh And A Roll Of His Shoulders, He Reached A Hand Out To Sylink And Prepared Himself To Pull Her Back Up Onto The Land Of Pyrite And Memories. #mild-violence shocked A Split Memory Has Not Come Up Sooner, Oh Well. Hope You Two Are Alright. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
if this isn’t even more one sided than 7ou and me, i’ve got to reassess the strength of lords
Daddy angy. >:[
they're like style points. But for Sylink activities. all they do is extend your meter.
Tch True
hahahaha. ah, im not impressive. its all of you who made it happen, and for that, you all have my endless gratitude.
are t)(ey bleedin piss are you covered in piss rn #nsfw
☼ And above all, have fun! ☼
Maybe friendship really is magic.
ᵒʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒᵒʳ ᵉˡᵉᵖʰᵃⁿᵗᵎ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵏᶦⁿᵈᵎ؛༊ʚïɞ𐦍
i dont trust you, machine
Please stop throwing aura at my matesprit, he has enough.
#sylinkfearsphunt
>> How.. how d¡d you word the conડtruct¡ve cr¡t¡que..
There's nothin' wrong with a little bit-a confidence, Prince. It's one-a your own most attractive features, y'know?
₍^. .^₎⟆ Large Ssalmon꠹
#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
the concept of missing someone is actually a psychic trick employed by your thinkpan in order to fool you into making poor decisions
“ALL REALITY.” AREN’T WE AN ARROGANT ONE?
Slice through me ★s much ★s you wish, f★ker. My superior physique c★n he★l from ★ny wound.
I ★m not ★ copy. I ★m the upgr★de.
((I want you all to know that the only existing photo of larkso's dead moirail is in the possession of his crazy ex matesprit and Larkso has no idea!!! (Yet) ))
I KNOW.
aww, love 7ou too
s7link "gamer rage" protah
Daddy is me.
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-<ok well i just uploaded a 3d scan of you into the computer so take it up with reality i guess>-
-<the #teamchudbattle roster has been LOCKED IN https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/chudwar1.png https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/chudwar2.png>-
oh well it’s a settled matter then
I already did! Guess which won.
nah nah 8oo 8oo you're cute too 8ad !! ໒( = ᴥ =)ʋ
there’s an idea
your honour, I 8ring to the ta8le my proof; my working gander8ul8s capa8le of sight
I will get an ooffice and make all the oother members wear sexy secretary ooutfits
Kinda cute
ehehehe
ohh it's jane early
oh im sorry was that ur art? :( its cool for being drawn by a person i just thought it was from an anime n i was condused:(
why doesn't he have shading wtf :( the background has it so wha happenf D:
just one of the man7 servi(es i provide
It's okay if you are cute Sylink.
Sylink is fucking losing it today.
cause i like teasin ya stupid
n im naut a seadweller
put the ring in the bread. best of both worlds
haha 7eah
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Do you want a uninterested frondie. #nsfw」
⚓︎ lol
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「sylink you gotta goonmaxx」
B:o(c
Is there per chance something I could do to calm your nerves, dear girl?
I’ll leave you be, then. Best wishes.
:)
Squimbo
Well, if I said you weren’t it would be a lie, and I don’t do that.
You aren’t pathetic at all!
:)
it’s reall7 fun
==> @timeloopTim has disconnected.
[█████████████████████████████████████████] 99:99:99 Timi was dripping sweat and blood while their hands and knees were on the floor. From their eyes and mouth, the sheer exertion of what they were doing was pushing their power to the absolute limit. Dry coughing grew more wet as their knees and legs wobbled, while the core of Skaia loomed overhead. From their nostrils trails of red lined their lips and chin, and their body shone and burned a jubilant shade of red. Timi was reaching their limit. It was like being ground against two rocks until being reduced to raw flesh. It was like feeling their very soul getting mangled. Still, Timi persisted. They could not weep anymore; the required energy to work those muscles would divert away from their core task. And then, as luck would have it, a Perfectly Generic Object struck Timi across the face. Timi sucked the air in between their teeth as the object slowly stopped spinning and floated there. Timi opened their eyes as they looked at the cube, and the message therein. "WE MADE IT THROUGH GET OVER HERE ALREADY IT WOULD BE EMPTY WITHOUT YOU - LOVE, PERU" Timi spit out more blood, and smiled. This was going to be difficult. It would be like a professional weightlifter putting down record-sized irons. A few deep breaths. The trail was obvious. The direction was true. Several more deep breaths. Then... Timi would let go. In the instant that Timi stopped manipulating time, a crescendo of energy from Skaia processed in mere fractions of a second. Timi, on the verge of total exhaustion, slowed time enough to operate in frame-perfect movement away from what could only be adequately described as an explosion of vaporizing light. In slow motion, Timi left the entirety of the Planetoid and gritted their hands and teeth to fly straight to the portal. Timi could feel the gears of Time itself move so wrong, in such a violated procession, trying to rectify itself on the spot despite moving so slowly. It felt like nails being hammered into the same spot; that same rippling disgusting when the belt of an engine misaligned horribly yet still tries to move, the heaving of badly aligned pistons still yet animated by forward motion alone. Timi was outrunning the train headed due course for a train wreck while trapped on the very tracks fundamental to stopping it. Timi screamed in raw, pained emotion as the exit appeared in sight. The stars twinkled beautifully, and yet, Timi realized something in total horror. The lights were all winking out slowly... It was not that the universe was dying. Timi's theory held true; letting go meant the corruption returned, and the exit was slowly being blocked off again, inch by inch. The corruption was seeping from top to bottom. Timi took one last deep breath and localized the speed of time to slow to as much as humanly possible, as blood once more was spat out. They could feel the valves in their heart mispump as Timi and the door were only mere yards away. To a normal observer, Timi only moves millimeters every few minutes. Buying every single frame of a frame of a second to that door. They could feel time melt into yawning stretches they could yet comprehend. It felt like actual years. And to the localized space, yet unaging, it was. Timi's body, now unconscious, slowly kept sliding towards the door. The corruption by this point, had covered 2/3rds of it. It was neck and neck. It was only forward momentum that kept Timi going at this point. It crept further and further as Timi slowly inched into the door. The corruption reached closer like a guillotine over Timi's body. Timi gave everything and anything they could to make this happen. Every single thing imaginable. But now... only luck could make that call.
[███████████████████████████████████░░░░░░] 07:46:51 The agony Timi did not forsee was holding this power and rewinding time at such a grand scale for so much time. Rewinding time normally was child's play if there was no focus except the self because of the fixed linearity of the past from a purely singular focal standpoint. But rewinding the very mechanisms of the current universe, that then connect other elements within that universe, and keeping it contained there locally while actively violating causality more and more as time went on began to break onto Timi themself. It was like holding a boulder up against stronger and stronger gravity. Timi was on their knees, desperate, sweating, the sheer exhaust of energy having ripped away at their outfit in complete tatters as their head bowed to the sheer power of Skaia. As the final boss was slain and the universe was completed, the rest of Timi's party observed the door carefully. They were nervous; the Maid of Void actively recognized the threat posed stepping into that door. A mercy kill at any other context would have been preferable, but... if Timi could do it... It was then that the impossible began to unfold before their eyes. The remaining party watched as Timi's gamble bore fruit. Slowly, the null corruption began to undo itself away from the portal, and Timi's party could see the universe beyond. Like glittering pearls and twinkling diamonds strewn across a dark fabric, they could all see the planet they had won. Exactly like Earth; all for their taking. Wane, the Witch of Light, did not hesitate to step through without saying a word. Once she did, she simply said, "Alright, catch you all on the flip side. Later." "Wait, what about Timi?" Said Peru, the Maid of Void. "They're a Time player, they'll catch up." Wane simply winked, and with it, winked away. Peru stood nervously as she looked at Hana, their Maid of Space. Hana shrugged. "She's not wrong, but... we should let Timi know it's fixed. Problem is, reaching them from here to there is extremely difficult with the time constraints. I know I'm... to blame for this, but... we don't know how long this portal has. Truth be told, I'm tired of being responsible. I'm tired of caring. Timi made it clear to us they could've soloed the boss if they wanted to. Where was this energy the time entire we worked our butts off?" "Timi is our friend. We can't just-" "We all lied to each other. None of us... I don't think any of us are really friends." Hana walked through the portal, and so stood Peru alone. She was quiet, standing there... and she glared at nothing. She couldn't make a portal big enough on her own. She could fly, but Hana's words still rung true. She manifested a generic object. She was still... very, very lucky. She wrote a message on it, and eyed Skaia itself. Putting her Void magic into it, making it intangible to everything but her and Timi, she leaned back... And threw it towards the core in a final Hail Mary, before leaving this Universe, too.
W0W... WH4T 4 CUT3 W1NK... 4R3 Y0U P0SS1BLY G4P-M03?
This is going to go sideway methinks
I see the point but why is this of interest to specifically you, Sylink? Do you have fantasies about people?
i would if i reely thought u wanted that but we both know it aint like that so tough break gill. gotta troll up
and you didn't have to but you certainly act like it's something to be put down over. you'll be fine
I extend a new suggestixn!!! We all dance arxund in a circle hxlding hands arxund a big xld ivy tree!!! We cxuld have a tea party and eat cxxkies and stuff!!! :000
@singularityManifest Miss me Miss me Miss me Miss-
@singularityManifest Hey you almost got me that time :)
Watch what :)
There’s also no cute Sylink either. This is because it already exists.
7ou’ll get there eventuall7, (hamp! i believe in 7ou!
of (ourse! it’s important that i do, even, so that 7ou know that when i sa7 nonsense that pisses 7ou off, i’m full7 (apable of not doing that and am (hoosing to
Oh, don’t be such a sourpuss. It’s called humor, live a little!
I told you to watch your step, darling, but did I ever say anything WOULD happen if you didn’t? Heehee.
h77ps://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7831186685c.png g33z way to ruin my walk ugh
wh7 would i be talking about the planet (alled earth, i kept sa7ing /the/ earth, as in the ground, below /an7/ planet's surfa(e. we had the word (hthoni( on alternia, it didn't refer to an alien planet there
Adorable, just like the poll says.
Well, the numbers certainly aren’t lying on this one!
A new Chittr poll has been unlocked! By me. Is @singularityManifest adorable, or not? Like or pity for “is adorable”, Hate or mediate for “is not”!
Cute.
You think you can tease daddy and walk away untouched
that's a venomous trait
It’s also adorable that you believe that.
nah ur right shes glubbin adorabubble
guess i'll have to (ontent m7self with knowing that the timer's still going
im dialin in great thins are comin https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3a6d6e4a4e61.png
I summoned for you
if you say so, princess B:)
i hate risk, aranea made us play it once
you dont?
THERE'S A BEAR AFTER HIMERO
yeah see i HEAR you but im kind of more red than black? sorry >B)
"whimper"?
you would and you do
I need more pouting noises. Of course I have the classic "Tch" and the niche (but still used) "Grumble Grumble" but I need to broaden my horizons. I might start going like "Whimper"*
⚓︎ i'm act〰ally goin to crazy m〰rder yo〰 if yo〰 sho〰〰
Then it is not a strong point, I'm afraid.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@singularityManifest You took her out of the hive to the place only you two knew. She seemed sad but you couldn't figure out why. But, she stuck with you and gazed at the moons. A shame. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
hhnnmn, nfrwrflng you agaln, apoll...o
isn’t that the angel of death?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/c475a52bc16b7ae108522eec788b8d0c/7557bd80ea1985b7-80/s500x750/a22ba910a518c85c099b762da60746cf7b950d0e.jpg
e77, i got the right finger. go me
i’m starting to think 7our troll deadlo(k mat(hes didn’t go ver7 well
7ou’ll know when that time is up
sylink needs to be trapped in a cuddle and covered with kisses. ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Feeling nostalgic are we?
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@singularityManifest The wails of someone you've long since killed, echoing throughout that cave atop the mountain. She was so young, given one task "survive" but she never could have. Better to be merciful and take her out right there rather than having her suffer the venom that awaited. Isn't that right "warrior"? A shame, I Sometimes the best mercy is violence 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Casper... Bored.
dont be clickin yo tongue at me gurl we been KN-EW u cant nonchalant to save yo life
ehh i dont know, id count being flustered as some sort of shock and youre that more often than not when we talk >B)
glad to see someone else is fu(king with 7ou while i'm bus7
why not get to know each other better then so i can have some proper, honest teasing? B3
sylink protah is an adorable pouty troll that blushes like a violet lighthouse when shes teased and that is even cuter
youre adorable >B) bloodthirsty too! adorabloodthirsty >B)
i can always make time for my cute lil' sylink, no? also my software lets me chitt as a secondary function >B)
gog youre so cute when youre pouty! are you blushing right now? i bet you are
You do pout a bit
cute if you say so! B) i mean not that i believe you LOL
We'll have to resolve that next patch.
Awww!!!
snrk
cute but also BAD and MEAN but also cute.. >BP
MEAN TO ME >BP
agh!! cant let a girl have any FUN
youre such a GRUB >B)
slūggmā dīh
this is realit7
aww cant a girl have a little fun? >B)
so you wanted me to be romantic? how telling..
no im a girl also pouting already? aw honey <3 >B)
7ou're not going to die in 7our (upe or an7thing at this point. nothing so unwarriorl7 as death b7 si(kness! 7ou die a mart7r or a villain and neither of those are eas7 deaths
dang now i (an't brag about winning be(ause this bit is funnier
Gxxd evening... Pleasant evening... Virtuxus Evening!!! :DDD
7ou seemed a little (onfused, is all
i am getting a fridge spe(ifi(all7 so i (an print it out and put this on it
i mean. i gotta
onl7 a little!
man, s7link sure ate its vegetables growing up
it was (loser than i thought it would be, but not as (lose as all that
K--<sorry. shes killing sylink in an hour.
;)
Hate you say.....
I'm with timi here, it does make you sound like one
i mean... to be honest, thats kind of a tsundere response if you think about it
Ease up
7eah that tra(ks
The writer must take a break. He will write once more, another time. Possibly, Retria... or Darlin... or Sylink again. Hell, he could write about the upcoming rumblenight... Or further expand on old plot details between Jane and Eridan. Ah, he will rest for now... rest... #TheScript
Sylink. The prince. Her hand gripped her blade, tight. Another fight, another battle. She would do it again, and again. Her scars piled up. Her life had become a fiendish desire for it. Again, and again. One cycle, she would find the battle she needed to. The battle that would end in her death. Her blood would drip, trickle, spill on the floor. She would go out in a grand display. She couldn't afford to do it herself. #violence #suicide #TheScript
8 of those, huh? You a Serket underneath all that meanness? Look. Buddy. My address. Hive Address: 14 Ashgut Alley Smogside Warrens, Sector 3 Rust District Periphery Eastern Alternia Got a problem? Come fix it.
destroying nook, buddy? #nsfw
even a warrior runs from the heart, then?
I Have Tricked You All Into Being Fond Of Me. The Practical Joke Is Over Now. It Was All A Facade. Haha.
c< id speaK My peace, give tHeM clOsure iN tHe fact tHat i cared >c
i think living without regrets is important! youll never know when you wont have a chance again
[[Tandakatan !]] Sorry not sorry brother https://i.postimg.cc/nz7GRm9s/shopping.webp ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
m7 (ount was at one, so that’s more than i thought tbh
#Qnapit 1: For: Both How many foes can you slay? Uh. None? None. I'm no fighter. ♫ Rocky not like fighting. Killed Astrophage, does count, question? ♫
> oh you do? > it would be a shame if someone were to explode it...
SBURB v.2026.5.16 Released. Please see website for download and fork. Patch note changes: - The 1928 Caredol Street bug has been resolved. Upon visiting the same location and identifying the same vase, nothing happens. - Space players can no longer destroy planet lands by shrinking them and consuming them whole. All player planet lands have an atmosphere object that cannot despawn nor can it be destroyed; This atmosphere object can be bypassed only by the relevant player of that land, and while players can teleport in, they cannot go through the atmosphere itself. This means any planets that are shrunk and consumed will pass through safely while the player continues gameplay in the planet at the proportional size. - We have increased romance route visibility by having any romanceable NPCs flash a heart only the player involved can see if and only if they have triggered the route directly. - Holding the crafting button for too long no longer results in longer objects. This does not undo objects made prior by this bug. - The quest "Chancey Chancellor" has been moved to the Derse Branch of NPC quests. - "Sulfur" modifier for player lands no longer modifies breathable content in them, only the surface itself and its contents. - Enemies that spawn in forests have had their spawnrate increased by 5%. - The Totem Lathe has now updated its hand grip to be permanently universal, and no longer generates a random grip direction. - We have updating the bounding box for NPC Enemies; Imps bundled in a contained space will simply not allow more in that space per their hitbox space allotment in that contained area. This has resolved Imps phasing through walls if enough are in a specific space (~100). - Upon hitting the 20 active quest limit, NPCs will no longer remain silent around you at all times. Please send any feedback, glitch reports, and recommendations to @sburbDev for further research and refinement of the game experience. Copyright SKAIANET 2026(C), all rights reserved.
)(e)(, )(e)(e)(. slinky proton. s)(it, t)(ats six letters eac)( too.
i want kaikka to plug her cables into me and do freaky stuff to my robo body ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
She sucks so so much / Another corn maze perhaps / Unoriginal
I P L A Y J A C K S KN I G H T
This is certainly something you believe. It may one day be true.
i thought she missed that! whi(h would have been a shame, be(ause it's funn7
☆ And when their stupid gun sword misfires on them I’ll gladly shoot them in the face to put them out of their misery for embarrassing themself☆
☆ btw another hot taKe guns are not meant to be Kombined with other weapons a gun sword looKs stupid and you need to Kome to that realization☆
- d-d not take yo< to be weaksp-r-ted, Syl-nk. Th-s -s a d-sappo-nt-ng fall from graKe. Ens<re yo< make yo<rself sh-pshape before next we meet.
I'm joking with you
#SylinkHour
xx_GOOD._because_chchow_has_made_a_post_xx
xx_chchow_would_liek_to_be_a_good_friend._but_dis_is._SO_fuckingk_funny_sylink_xx
i'm going to (ut the moon in half but i'm gonna sa7 t(h a lot too so 7ou know i'm the real s7link
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sorry don't see it.
I'm gonna cut the moon in half.
I'm gonna cut the moon in half.
Whoa... That's a good costume Sylink, you were serious...
I'm gonna cut the moon in half
This one is certainly new for you.
👀
you can s)(ed bot)( and commit yourself purely to t)(e sword.
wow rEAlly? shOckIng dEvelopmEnt. rEAlly grOundbreakIng shit hErE.
should i start (ounting down until 7ou start barking like a dog and tr7ing to pretend 7ou're not?
oh. that was sarcasm. you do not seem particullarlly normall. saying this from experience, being not normall.
To quote the great Sylink, "It wouldn't be a vaguepost if I told you"
B baby don’t h hurt me
-=[ x///-) soorryy i cant changemy mind_☺]=-
what the fuck is going on with chittr anymore i thought this place was chill and only killed a handful of people like any respectable social media platform but why does the statue have a fucking account on here
⚓︎ 〰〰ell im not goin aro〰nd killin people constantly for one e〰en if it 〰〰o〰ld be completely 〰〰ithin my rights
Gameplay Tip: Sessions are meant to be played with 4 or more players. A game session of 2 players or less may result in higher than average gameplay difficulty and impediments caused by the session failsafe mechanisms built into the experience. The more players involved, the easier the session is.
That ain't makin' or destroyin' matter. That's just manipulatin' the nature of da flow a'time. Totally different thing.
(´-ε-｀) ... (Must you always resort to aggression?)
SPEND THIS TIME FINDING MY CURSED VIDEO TAPES.
0h i am well aware. smash
do no harm
xx_heh,,,,_xx
Ohhh... I just noticed... I ehm... Have 1400 in kult score...? Ehm...thank you... For liking my things.. what do people usually do...with big numbers (o . O ❀)
...Ass a SSpace player pleasse don't eat your planetss...
i mean, 7ou haven't heard it. denizen (hoi(es are ver7 signifi(ant (rossroads. best to keep an open mind
Maybe later.
Because you very much are looking for any excuse to find a way to the moon so as to cut it in half.
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-=[ omg im almost at 10k kull yusssss_☺]=-
I just kullvoted your post. FAQ What does this mean? The amount of kull score on your post and Chittr account has increased by one. Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a post to be unworthy of kultvotes. These include, but are not limited to: Disrespect towards Yunyun's greatness, Spreading toxic denpa, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s (especially when disrespecting Yunyun's greatness). Am I blocked from your feed? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making posts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional kullvote, which may put your posting and replying privileges in jeopardy. I don't believe my post deserved a kullvote. Can you un-kullvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a kullvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Chittr DMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of kullvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the kullvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Chittr.ing. I will continue to issue kullvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Chittr is a privilege, not a right.
NO MORE HEMOSPECTRUM, NO MORE COCK AND DICK, NO MORE KILLING. Y'ALL KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE? #NSFW
My champion will win.
Oh gracious, an entire night dedic8ted to fighting? I hope there is an accredited medical professional in attend8nce. It would 8e a sh8me if anyone were left permanently harmed.
concept: "all you have to do is tap out" they are above you as you lay on your back their hands around you neck glaring down with a wide smile and their grip begins to properly crush your windpipe there are so many people around watching but when theyre on top of you like this it feels like youre the only two on the planet "tap out" they repeat through gritted fangs their body presses tighter into yours as you choke out struggled gasps you see their expression shift to a frightening smugness as their hips roll once against you oh fuck "are you unsheathed right now, y/n?" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, fightfic, #rankworks, #fightnight, good luck fighters!, pitchslop, pitchcoded, no quads mentioned, choking, breathplay, #nsfw, exhibitionism, archive rating: M)
1:1>I'm more abou† peace ✌️🕊️>†
i wwont lovve you as you are but i could maybe see lovvin wwhat i turn you into
There is a difference between active player choice and the inability to choose. Cases where the player understands the significance of an object but chooses to interact differently are not the same as the player fundamentally being unable to interact with the object due to the object being wholly inaccessible or indecipherable. You are very clearly choosing to kill out of preference, than out of necessity. We've noticed that many of our players state this concept as a "skill issue". Your feedback is a "skill issue".
it rremindss me of. me.
xx_chchow_care_u_xx
Ugh. 🙄 Violence is sooo boring, especially people who make it their ONLY personality trait. It's way harder two be peaceful and restrained, and way more respectable. 💅 #VAGUEPOSTING #YUCKYyou
~What like yO~u pissed in it~
THE MASSES ARE POSING EXCELLENT QUESTIONS, PROTAH. —EMBER💥
You will llearn one day, as I did after so much sollitude, that it is a weakness. Not a marker of strength.
legally distinct monopoly*
If I turn up missing, don't even question it. Sylink Protah.
POV: You're the grubcake in the display case that the chairmancer is about to break his diet for. #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/effccbcb3d0b.png - MC Oleana
This is also predictable. The most likely outcome is your sessions failure, caused largely by your own destructive tendencies. Not that it is any of my concern.
You know exactly where you will not be using them, of course.
c< wrONg KiNd Of party, Sy >c
H-hewwo? Pwease somebody help me I'm scawed （・Ａ・）
chungus
-=[ theressa whole songand everything_☺]=-
It’s still a gala, and I would like him to remain in one piece. Let’s not get too carried away. I don’t think you exactly count in this.
cOlOrs 14:47 "wE cAll Em gUttErblOOds cUz thAts whErE thEy bElOng, In thE gUttEr. yOU'rE sAcrEd kIn, dOn't dEbAsE yOUrsElf, tAlk tO Em sAmE wAy yOU'd tAlk tO A tUrd stUck UndEr yOUr shOE, lEt Em knOw thEIr plAcE." AnOthEr pAssAgE I wAs tOld tO pOst by my mEntOr... shE InsIsts UpOn It. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
No, no.. It's nothing.
O~ I am not Sure you actually want to do that. ~O
Guess I'll have to be a knight here swingin' my sword by myself while you sit over there and play hope politics, pal. Ah well.
If the world will be ablaze, then where will WE be? seems a little dangerous. Maybe 90 or 95% of the world would be safer for dancing.
@barackObama Okay so here are my plans to deal with the Jolly Green Giant: Me and meenah stab him Beam Attack We gather every shirtless strider together We move the grey house We throw Calliope at him and see what happens
Seeing as that is not how anything works, I will continue to need it, yes.
guys cmon I don't need to be pitied so much 😓
I can't be like "like this post if I can kill you", not even if I promise to bring you back to life after
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Being a grown woman on alternia is weird like You're all kids! So so many on planet trolls are little kids! Go play fiduspawn and leave the murder to no one!!!
If anyone (Zero) is concerned about the current status of the Scout, I am here to assure you that he is perfectly fine.
,,,don't be no$ey,,,it'$ pathetic,,,
i thought it was the (runt
the crunt.
So, anyone know how to get out of this thing? I may have jumped the gun a bit too early.
WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PHYSICAL FORM
WITH WHAT??? MY HANDS THAT I DON'T HAVE wait. wait wait wait. wait. don't think you've seen my full extent. Because of me being a stream of data, I can hack anything I well please. Including your precious incinerator.
Sorry, can't help ya. I'm infinitely out of your weight class.
7ou'll find out. don't tell (asper
should i order pizza yes or yes vote now on your devices
/\ “A great warrior kills with his weapon, a greater still his hands, a greater still his tongue, a greater still a glance, yet the greatest have no need for killing at all.” /\
c< wHat if i cut witH a bullet? >c
Adorbs is in the eye of the behold, and sister (gender neutral) I am beholding.
Dare I say Adorbs.
does anyone else think viva la vida by coldplay was kind of... epic?
Lmfao this is adorable. You’re adorable.
how important are hyphens in names? like, y'know, someone saying spider man instead of spider-man.
~I'm literally the strO~ngest guy ever~
==================================================== MULTIV-ERSAL BOUNTY AUCTION ==================================================== So )(ere's )(ow t)(is is gonna go. t)(is auction is for ON---E troll. t)(e target i am auctionin off is: )(AYAA)( )(AD-E-ED @cationicAgonist S)(e is a yellow blooded troll in a yet disclosed location of Paradox Space. T)(is contract is an auctionl; t)(ere is a minimum auction value t)(at you may outbid your opposin peer wit)(. It is also an auction because if you fail t)(e contract, you are fined t)(at very amount. T)(e minimum bid starts at 500 CA-EGARS (or )(uman equivalent.) )(OW-----EV----ER.... )(e)(e)(, and )(ere's t)(e fun part: T)(-E TARG-ET IS FR-E-E TO N-EGAT-E T)(-E BOUNTY ON )(-ER )(-EAD /AND/ WILL B-E PAID QUADRUPL-E T)(-E FINAL BID ON )(-ER BOUNTY AMOUNT /IF/ S)(-E R-EV-EALS T)(-E FOLLOWING INFORMATION ON T)(-ES-E FOUR TROLLS: LL-EVYN BLAIDD @crypticClinomaniac K)(AVA)( KIRBIR @gospelsGuillotine SOL-EA)( DOR-ET)( @exuberantArc)(ivist and MALLUM PRAVUS @smoot)(Operator if s)(e spills t)(e beans s)(e not only gets quadruple t)(e bounty and t)(e termination of )(er bounty, but t)(e bounty of t)(e followin four trolls will go up immediately at t)(e final bid t)(is auction lands in. t)(ats rig)(t: instead of 1 bounty contract at a )(ig)( value, YOU'LL G-----ET FOUR!!! now aren't i generous. L-------ET T)(-E BIDDING B------EGIN!
B3t I could
gotta toug)(en up
#lol
as is t)(e natural course of affairs for a )(ig)(blood.
Is this because I warned you about how you time your death parry?
You can make it a lot farther than you think, letting fate drag you forward. But, You know. You are right too.
The Reaper is just your tour guide to the afterlife. He doesn't have any say in your actual demise and it's actually pretty rude to berate a man just doing his job. You should *really* be making your move slightly earlier and parrying your actual death.
I thought your reaction would be funny and I was right.
Casper Loses All His Paperclips
wait Until the dear “architect prince” finds oUt there are master classes above it. like me! ^u^
again, I can't really judge you for that. or at least like. actually. I know what does it. you're just not powerful enough to master the building mechanics, I understand.
I didn't know you had it in your to insult a violet blood like that. What did you have to say of the caliber of @singularityManifest ?? Make sure you use complete sentences, so that it can be impressed.
i could get that girlkisser to like me i bet
UHHHHHH MAYBE STILL DONT RUIN A WHOLE ASS MOON? I THINK PLANETS NEED THOSE :/
I’m significantly better.
-=[ i like you too sylink ! !! :-)_☺]=-
OF FuCKING COuRSE YOu WERE THERE. YOu GOING THERE. AuTOMATICALLY MEANS YOu ARE THERE. VIA ARRIVING.
But-- weddin' dresses are jus'-- so intimate an' romantic an'--
if any megidos wwant a slice of eridan noww is your chance #megidominute is back on
o#h fo#r fucks sake o#kay casper is go#ing to# rest fo#r real no#w no# he didn't take infinity nyquil
Received a comment on my previous post that read "I KEEP CHEATING ON MY MOIRAILS" and burst into laughter. I may be the boneheaded neanderthal in all this business, but discovering a partner has been unfaithful in THAT department simply does not deliver the same level of drama in my mind. "Dear, I cooked." "Oh, swell. What's for dinner?" "THAT FLOOZY YOU'VE BEEN PAPPING." #nsfw #gore too, I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3db3e2e0cdbd.jpeg
I would fucking lose. Instantly.
Ughhhhhhhh, how are you gonna give me five words and then get pissy when I don't respond immedi8ly? #rpwoes #ijustneedtostartcullingt8h
Back in my days in the Presidential Bunker, before my good freind Troll O oma stormed the office and usurped me (I'm coming back, Jack!) I had a button installed that delivered me a fresh can of Dr. Pepper when pressed. I miss that button. - The Office of Troll GWB
i don't know!!!!!
The bot apparently felt so bad for me it... Absconded. I have no clue how to feel! :(
∘☽ I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED AGAIN..!! https://i.imgur.com/TWWbEQw.png ☾∘
im so full of shit
I plan on sneezing soon. Someone please say bless you in advance.