*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐"Financial compensation for those with ugly matesprits?" Can't believe I'm seeing discrimination on our very chittr feed. Who could have imagined. My hand is clutching my pearls. My expression is aghast. Also, being pretty doesn't necessarily mean you're worth anything. A most terrible shock to some, I'm aware.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐It's true, you've discovered my most shameful secret...I cry myself to sleep over my cracked mirror every night...woe...woe and tragedy and sadness...⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
o| HaPpY To hEaR It, M8 |O
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I'm so glad I could make your night that little bit better. I live for such things.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
o| NoW Ur jUsT SoUnDiN DeSpErAtE LmAo |O
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐It's called exaggerated humor for effect, my good Brelre. Perhaps you've heard of it before.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
o| No nEvEr, YoU ShOuLd eXpLaIn iT To mE JuSt iN CaSe |O
o| WhY NoT, cMoN TeAcH Me yOuR SpEcIaL WaYs hUh? |o
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I feel your request may perhaps not be entirely genuine and then my poor, fragile feelings might be hurt if I were to be deceived.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
o| LoL LeAsT Ur nOt uGlY AnD StUpId, SeE Ya |O