troll kafka. was onto. something.
^like about the waking up as a huge bug thing or what>
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𝄆𝄞 𓆏 That𝄒s ♪ the 𓆏 troll wh𝅝 wr𝅝te 𓆏 𝄒In which ♪ a l𝅝w𝄬l𝅝o𝅗𝅥 𝄴aegar𝆐𝅝nger na𝆐ed Gr𝄒gore Sa𝆐sah wakes ♫ in his re𝄴u𝆏erac𝅝on to 𝆑in𝅗𝅥 he has been 𝆐eta𝆐or𝆏hosed int𝅝 ♫ a large s𝄴uttlebug; he p𝅝nders ♫ his new intr𝅝llian ♪ a𝆏𝆏earan𝄴e an𝅗𝅥 determines he can 𓆏 no l𝅝nger 𝆑ul𝆑ill his 𝅗𝅥uties an𝅗𝅥 as su𝄴h 𝄬ec𝅝𝆐es a 𓆏 laya𝄬𝅝ut at hive while ♫ his hive𝆐ates pity his 𓆏 disgusting a𝆏pearan𝄴e; he ♫ takes up the 𝆏𝅝siti𝅝n of lusus a𝆐ong his ♪ hive but 𝆑𝅝llowing an un𝆑ortunate misunderstan𝅗𝅥ing when he 𝆑inally ♪ leaves 𓆏 his ♪ res𝆏ite𝄬lock 𝆑𝅝r the ♪ first ti𝆐e sin𝄴e 𓆏 his transm𝅝grificati𝅝n,𝄾 𓆏 his 𓆏 hive𝆐ate 𝄬lu𝅗𝅥ge𝅝ns hi𝆐 ♫ with a tem𝆏tati𝅝nfruit; the ♫ injuries from which ♪ lead 𓆏 t𝅝 ♪ his slow and piti𝆑ul 𝅗𝅥eath,𝄾 with his 𓆏 𝆑inal 𝆐oments 𝄬eing those ♫ of disa𝆏𝆏𝅝intment and the ♫ 𝄴h𝅝ice t𝅝 𓆏 simply 𓆏 st𝅝p living; t𝅝 this,𝄾 his hive𝆐ates are overj𝅝yed an𝅗𝅥 their lives are 𝆏r𝅝m𝆏tly impr𝅝ve𝅗𝅥,𝄾 𓆏 signi𝆑ying to the reader ♫ that someti𝆐es li𝆑e fucking sucks and if ♪ y𝅝u ever turn int𝅝 a giant bug you should 𓆏 just 𓆏 kull ♪ y𝅝urself.𝄽𝄒 That𝄒s the one,𝄾 ♫ right?𝆓 ♫ I𝄒𝆐 ♫ pretty sure ♪ the hu𝆐ans had a similar bo𝅝k 𝄬ut ♫ 𝆑or the li𝆑e of 𝆐e I 𝅗𝅥𝅝n𝄒t re𝆐ember ♫ i𝆑 the overall 𓆏 𝆐essage was the sa𝆐e.𝄽 𝄰𝄴w-sel𝆑-har𝆐 𝄱bo𝅗𝅥y-h𝅝rr𝅝r 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏