ALRIGHT. AFTER FINALLY MEETING A HUMAN IN PERSON I CAN ADMIT IF YOU’RE ALL THAT WARM/SOFT I’M JEALOUS. THIS IS ME PRAISING YOU. YOUR HAIR IS LIKE PURRBEAST FUR. WHY ARE YOU SO SOFT? WAS THERE AN EVOLUTIONARY ADVANTAGE TO THIS?
*tzzk* Yes. Humans are. Pack animals. Being soft... Makes it cosier. To be. In a pack. *sskh*

Ew. Humans.
*tzzk* Glad to. Help. It is also because. Of being mammals. Also. You may know a human who. Takes good. Care of their hair, too. *sskh*
i don't know, it could just be the whole mammal thing. like, we evolved from mammals. it means we're warm, covered in hair, can all produce milk, and have live births. i know some of that has some advantages over eggs, but not when it comes to numbers. i definitely don't know if the cozy factor is one of those advantages!
YOU... HAVE LIVE BIRTHS? THAT IS HORRIFYING. DAYMARE FUEL. MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALL SO SOFT, YOU HAVE TO BE TO NOT HURT YOURSELVES... AND THE MAMMAL THING. OR MAYBE THE MAMMAL THING IS BECAUSE OF THE... I'M PUTTING TOO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS, ACTUALLY. YOU'RE SOFT. I LIKE IT.
humans are also have weak skin by mammal standards, cats and dogs are really good at scratching us! i'm maybe weirdly durable, but only to a point. :p
