slenderman
@slenderMan
find my pages
its mmmmmm… pages Monday theyre finally edible now
its slenderman saturday and slenderman wants you to find his pages
find my yellow pages
many people are going bananas for my pages this is a well known phenomanon
give me like 3 hours, some random film students to brainwash, and a hotwired vintage automobile and ill collect them in no time the last part isnt needed but i think id look cool in one
find my morning pages
find my pages
someone ate the eighth page last time i wish i was joking
its slenderman tuesday i dont think thats a real thing actually nevermind
IT’S SLENDERMAN TUESDAY EVERYPUPPY YOU HEARD IT HERE GO FIND #HISPAGES
find my pages they contain instructions that will lead to the maid themed slendercafe in deep in the woods its there you will find me.
•ᴥ- i'm already at a table. seated and waiting for service. -‿- -ᴥ•
yes when have i ever lied about anything at all im always 100% truthful totally
i can see that, you are the only clown patron here do you like the maid dress my tailor fitted it earlier today
ok finally got my maid dress back from the tailors are we still doing the maid monday thing or did i miss it
if its still mlmday you couldve nt have mjssed it the better wuestion is why
its monday might sleep in tbh unless the masses demand page finding
The mases shall find your pages if you wear a maid dress, ive discovered. ♥︎
oh is that the bit for today sigh let me get in touch with my tailor
slenderman sunday a fun day to find my pages
put s__me __b__ut __ne e__n b__ck in time __nd in the v__id __nd i g__t y__u h__mie.
dont worry if theres a forest, i will find a way to put pages in it
its uhhh stop eating my pages saturday im working on edible ones guys i promise
bItE BiTe bItE BiTe bItE ChEw cHeW ChEw NyEhEhE So yEaAaHh,,
never too early to find my pages
breakfast is ready.
i keep finding bite marks on my pages please stop biting my pages am i going to have to start putting the stuff they put on switch cartridges on my pages
yEs i lItErAlLy bItE EvErYtHiNg. WhO Do yOu tAkE Me fOr?? a bUfFoOn?? ThAtS QuItE SeRiOuSlY My tHiNg. i wIlL BiTe aGaIn. So yEaAaHh,,
upon looking at your bio i see that now sigh i need more paper and more pens i have a feeling im going to lose a lot of pages feeding the masses
yEs yOu aRe ThE MoRe pAgEs yOu lOsE ThE MoRe iNfOrMaTiOn i gAiN. tHiS ShIt bE TaStY VrO WhAt iNk yOu pUtTiN In tHeSe tHaNgS So yEaAaHh,,
i dont have eyes but if i did yiffany ruby longstocking lalonde-harley if i did id be staring right back
dAmN ThIs sHiT BuSiN wHo kNeW ThE SlEnDeR CoUlD CoOk sO GoOd. I LiKe iT. sO YeAaAhH,,
trust me my slendermansion is bumping with delights and delicacies
its freaky friday
⟢ freak ⟡n y⟡u friday ⟣
find my jarona
Flowery is on the case, im sure we can find it in no thyme! ⋆˚✿˖°
find my pages friday
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i need to start laminating my pages again im tired of finding them sopping wet
find my pages meow
find my pages before they are devoured please
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Gonna put my own pages up where your pages are if you dont mind #someofthemwillbeexplicit #canthelpthat #yourpapersjustlooksolonelybythemselves
just saw a cool wolf in the woods it better not eat my damn pages
mmmm pages. slaps my belly.