♦ pitied by @slenderMan
is it going to jumpscare me in a vway so horrifying it leavwes me traumatized
rose no i dont need slenderman seeing vwhat i posted im still traumatized from slenderhour
yeah maybe. but sorry dude cant heLLp you there. im stiLLLL waiting for the benadryLL hat man to give me the twenty caegars he owes me
What a coincidence i also need 20 buckaroos.
i just got fucking fired
G3T OUT OF MY H34D!!
... yeah... }:(
i mean yeah it vwas... but like sheesh! he and i didnt need to be scared like that!
actually maybe ill just nevwer agree to help find creepy pages again if itll just end in me and the person im helpin getting the lifeless life scared out of us
so many people came into the woods... that was scary...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
im going to be sick
#neigborhour You guys aren't as exited about this as I thought you'd be
I seri9usly h9pe everything was h9nestly w9rth it.
I’m so upset. I always seem to just miss him.
o| Uh oH He's tAkInG My hY Y PuTt eR IaS We sPePoPpEaK |o
I can’t believe I missed this.
did i miss #davehour
I ALREADY HAVE POSSESSION OF MORE THAN EIGHT PAGES AND FILES ALTHOUGH I AM CONCERNED OVER THE IDEA OF LOSING THEM PERHAPS I SHOULD SEARCH THROUGH MY FILES TO LOCATE ANYTHING THAT MAY BE OUT OF PLACE I COULD NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF IF SOMETHING BECAME WAYLAID OR IF A SHADOW OF THE PAST WERE LEFT UNBURNED
Wait what...?
my What...
I might just be finding someone's journ★l
you can have a rough week? well, i guess you learn something every day.
sorry man i died forever
man i wish but karkat wants cuddles
sorry slenderman cant its #davehour
if you're the one our cryptozoologist made I'm sorry.
Wecancollabonanarg...
No yerr rright that was rrude. I'm jus' sick of findin' yerr pages. Starrtin' t' feel like yerr litterrin' in th' woods at this point.
Man fuck you
Slenderman help I think I got too many pages
...can't i'm grounded...
:33 < already found them :33 < fuck mew
I would not be a very good Slenderman.
NO, give Kate back tO her girlfriend first, undOOm my yuri
ᐖ LARKSO U GOT STRUᑈK BY KIGHTNING ᐛ
>> 🫂😭
>> ¡ am ડo fuck¡ng devaડtated ડ1enderman, what are we go¡ng to do
i was alerted by automated water droplets onto the typewriter that #teaparty day 3 is still happening i guess s0 c0me 0r d0nt 0r whatever
i went to the #teaparty and all i got out of it was a broken pusher and this stupid caliborn figurine to put in a jar!
i hate this stupid job!
xx_freaque_pages_xx
I got seven, but then suddenly some idiot with no face and tentacles coming out of his back bumrushed me and made me lose consciousness.
I cannot believe I missed seeing fucking *Slenderman.*
what if you collect MY pages
Slenderman Your Page Is Covered In Mysterious Liquids, I Am Not Collecting That.
do you evver just feel like i dont knoww evven wwhen you are tryin to make a positivve change nobody actually really wwants that from you theyd just rather you be gone but you dont wwant to be gone
:(
noooo
>>| found toilet paper. that counts?
found, now what??
tHE FOLDER WOULD STOP YOU FROM, lOSING THEM AT ALL AND NEEDING, tHEM TO BE FOUND, i WOULD THINK?
You should stop this foolishness. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
•ᴥ- need @slenderMan to do something crazy to me in the woods. #nsfw -ᴥ•
@slenderMan Please find my pages plsplsplspls. I lost them.
shit
I didn't find any. Sorry. I am literally trapped on an island.
i'm about to cry
i just got an account yesterday slenderman now i have to fucking get all these damn ass pages before midnight
can i get an extension on the assignment
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
This is unfair. He can telepo+rt.
okay so i didn't find your pagEs, but i did find a statuE of somE kid wEaring a dumb grEEn pointy hat. on a scalE of yEs to yEs, how bonEd am i?
•ᴥ- @slenderMan has a nice suit and a bad attitude, all he's missing is a cigarette. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- in my pie. somewhere deep inside. -‿- -ᴥ•
I'm not enabling your learned helplessness slenderman Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
im #workingonit dont bully me
i dont have one #poor
i can barely find clean boxers how am i gonna find pages
i am going 2 actually kms i can't find dem
Real funny page dude. Im gxnna get thxse pages sxxn and when i dx its gxnna be xver fxr yxu
They still haven't found your pages? Are they even trying...
Why are you here?
aw, sorry slenderman
Fix the weather and I’ll consider it.
are you the fucker thats messing with the house on Branchland street house number 421? Cause if so please STOP. its bad enough you do this shit at night but also when i'm the only one at home