Sairou Bjunki

(OOC) 1 month ago

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"My name is Sairou Bjunki and this..! Is..! Legally distinct jackass!" The shaky phone camera footage pans over a hastily constructed course seemingly made for a motorcycle, installed by the edge of a canyon There are loops made out of scrap metal, ramps for jumping over pits, jagged spikes, and at least one ring of fire. The camera shifts to look at a tall, handsome troll, glancing over the course with disinterest. He has a motorcycle helmet under one arm, long and attractive horns, and the face of a movie star. The scratchy voice of the cameratroll picks back up. "Alright buddy, hold this." He passes 500 caegars in bills to the motorcyclist, then the phone itself. Everything goes blurry for a few seconds before focusing on the original cameratroll. A sneering face, four broken and chipped horns, an old bomber jacket, one literally black eye that occasionally stutters yellow, legs gone just above the knees, and a wheelchair that's seen better days. "Alright Mac, wish me luck!" "That's not my na-" Before Mac can finish, Sairou is already wheeling himself towards the massive ramp at the start of the course. He shoots the camera a thumbs up, a wink, and then splits his fingers and waggles his tongue between them. He pushes himself forwards, then is down the ramp in a flash. It's hard to say whether the ramp or his wheelchair are shaking more. Both look like they could give out at any moment. He picks up speed as he careens down it, further and further... He hits the jump at the end and goes soaring through the air, over part of the chasm below, and some spikes for good measure. He whoops and hollers as he careens through the air, then grunts as his chair slams down into the next part of the track. Sairou keeps up his momentum as he weaves in between spike walls that would gore him to pieces. The man is straight up Mario Kart skidding and slaaloming between them. Up next is a massive loop de loop, Sonic style. He reaches for what looks like a brake handle as he approaches, yanks it hard- and instead of slowing down there's a burst of flames behind him as his nitro boost activates. Sairou speeds through the loop without an issue, flies off the ramp at the end, only gets slightly singed by by the ring of fire... all that's left is to land on the large padded area on the other side of the canyon, marked with a large painted target. He flies, he flies, he's doing it, he's doing it..! Sairou crashes onto his landing pad, sending his chair flying away. He lays there, prone in the Family Guy death position. The cameratroll wonders aloud if he's dead. After a few moments, still face down, Sairou gives a thumbs up. @starPower @gutsyGumshoe