*The camera flickers on to reveal a chair facing behind. It slowly turns to the front to reveal Dexter with his pet glunch in his lap.* "NOW YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW MY NAME!! I, DEXTER, AM QUITE FAMOUS!!! HOWEVER FOR THE SAKE OF BEING PROFESSIONAL!!! I SHALL INTRODUCE MYSELF!!! MY NAME IS DEXTER VUZREI!! THE BEST INVENTOR, BUSINESS PERSON, AND SCIENTIST IN ALL OF THE GALAXY!! AND THIS IS MY AUDITION TAPE FOR TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!! NOW WHY SHOULD I BE ON THIS SHOW...WELL I PRETTY MUCH JUST SAID WHY!! I AM A BIG DEAL!!! HOWEVER, I SHALL SHOW YOU!!" *The camera cuts to Dexter out side his hive. Next to him is a giant canon and in his hand he has a remote.* "NOW I AM HERE TO SHOW YOU MY TALENTS OF CREATING WEAPONS OF MASS...FUN!! PHILLY!! PLEASE KEEP THE CAMERA STILL!!" *Dexter presses a button on the remote and a large fiery ball of confetti shoots from it and into the horizons. After a few seconds...there is an explosion that's only getting bigger and bigger.* "Uh...uh oh...Philly!! PHILLY CUT THE CAMERA!! PHILLY-" *The camera switches back to Dexter on his chair.* "ANYWAYS...NOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN MY TALENTS I AM SURE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY WOWED!! I SHOULD BE WORRIED FOR THE OTHER CONTESTANTS!! FOR THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY OF MY ABILITIES!!! AND ONE OTHER THING!! DO YOU KNOW WHO WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY FILLED WITH JOY IF I WAS ON TOTAL DRAMA!!! MY BABY BOY!! MY SWEET BOY GOJIRA!!!" *Dexter held the homunculus on his lap to the camera. "YOU SEE!! I AM A SINGLE MOTHER AND THIS IS MY BABY'S DREAM!!! YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO RUIN A SWEET BOY'S DREAM, WOULD YOU??? GO ON GOJIRA!!! SAY SOMETHING!!!" *Gojira's beady eyes look at the camera before it slowly opened its mouth.* "Euugh...eeeegh...." "OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH GOJIRA!!! DON'T TALK THEIR EAR OFF!!! ANYWAYS!!! PICK ME FOR TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!!! YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!!!" *And finally the camera turned off.* @starPower @gutsyGumshoe
SO LONG AS WE CAN GET THOSE LIIIIIABILITY WAIVERS SIGNED, YOU'VE GOT A DECENT CHANCE, CHAMP!