not gonna Lie, i'm gLad caddie's LittLe cousin droPPed the whoLe "aLien gf" bomb. because i've got some fucking grievances to air!!! she taLks to this chick, who i guess says she's a Princess? which is either a buLLshit Lie, or kind of worrying!! what if she's trying to gauge shit and invade?? the two sPacefaring cuLtures we know of are cherubs and aLternians. the first ones are eviL haLf the time and the second ones were a LITERAL EVIL EMPIRE. doesn't Paint a very good Picture for first contact does it!!!
oh my god this is why i cant STAND U ana. U just say shit like this??? out in the open???? in front of god & every1??????????? like ok 1st of all I DONT HAVE AN ALIEN GF but if i DID dont U think id be able 2 tell if she was lying 2 me?? i can ALWAYS tell. im good @that. & she says shes not gonna take over earth so i believe her!!! IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL.
you're not as good at it as you think, dumbass. it's gonna get you hurt someday.