vwhat vwould you do if you ordered pizza, extra sausage, and i came to your door? im standing ther on your porch, in a deliwvery 8oy uniform thats a size too small, really hugging my pecs. im holding the 8ox flush to my hip, you knovw vwhy. vwhat wvould you do? #scenario #nsfwv

You really are a storyteller. I feel like I'm losing my sanity every night I wake up to one of your little memoirs.

me neither i wish i c0uld eat raw meat

i guess i can give you a cool sword. ive got tons of extras ill never use
ii would iinform you that your uniiform ii2 too 2mall!! you could get wriitten up at your job for breachiing the dre22 code liike that. luckiily ii 2tiill have 2pare uniiform2 from my tiime a2 a piizza deliiverytroll and ii would be happy to lend you one. #not2afeforwork #liiterally #ju2theretohelp
vwowv... thanks. not wvhat i vwas hoping for 8ut, thanks
ii'm glad ii could help!!

.... Driving people to insanity?
