Raksha's Always Busy
@subparNova
[ ⚙︎ Waste management ain't as exciting as it is in the movies. She/Her ⚙︎]
Hello!! II have awoken to beemom buzziing on my chest. How iis everyone? What"s everyone up to thiis morniin"? =:D
[⚙︎ Very tempted not to |eave cupe for another few hours to be honest. ⚙︎]
>i shit you not with this one >be me last night >order troll dominos because i'm starving to death and refuse to pay Big Poppa J's extortionate-ass prices >chain is already an unreliable piece of shit >delivers flavordiscs at roughly the same speed a fat fuck passes a slaughtersphere-sized kidney stone >but hey!!! >deals upon deals upon deals FTW >surely that means something >turns out the discounts exist exclusively to make you feel like a complete fucking idiot for what happens next >WAIT SIX ENTIRE HOURS FOR A HALF-HOUR ESTIMATED DELIVERY >WATCH THE GRUBHUB GUY FULLY TRAVEL TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE FUCKING CITY >WATCH HIM APPARENTLY DECIDE THAT DELIVERING MY FOOD IS SECONDARY TO KICKING IT WITH THE BOYS >TRACKING APP LOOKING LIKE I'M MONITORING A MIGRATORY ANIMAL >finally shows up at my hive with a shit-eating grin plastered across his face >absolutely blasted out of his thinkpan >flavordisc is cold >wings fried harder than his frontal lobe >stood there for a solid ten seconds contemplating whether i should simply evaporate him and his busted-ass scuttlebuggy directly off the face of alternia >unfortunately he's indigo so instead i had to settle for spitting in his gander globe and spending the rest of the night hate-eating microwaved disappointment >bruh
[⚙︎ Shou|d've just done it. It wou|d've been worth it. ⚙︎]
NO IF HE HAD CULLED HIM HE WOULD ALZO HAVE GOTTEN CULLED ITZ RLLY NOT THAT WORTH IT IN THE END, HE DID THE RIGHT THING
☆*☆*☆These training videos are very boring.☆*☆*☆
☆ Orbital lasers are stupid a real fuKKin doomsday weapon would be a god rod. Dropping a metriK fuKKton of metal on some poor idiot is Kooler than some giant magnifying glass☆
[⚙︎ Hmmm. @ |aser is in theory reusab|e assuming you can recharge. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ But idea||y you never have to use your super weapon anyway. ⚙︎]
=oXO for my mental health i pretend that likes aren,t public and nobody can see the #nsfw things i react to on this site because it,s a lot of them awawawa''''''' =oXO
=oXO to be fair though i react to most posts i see awawa =oXO
Id like to go out on a limb and broadcast my love and support for all trollkind. Whether youre blue or cerulean or whatever have you know that my flag waves high above your horns!
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[⚙︎ I'm guessing the incorrect one is for b|ood/medica| specimens? ⚙︎]
[⚙︎ God I'm so tired how the fuck is it Monday? ⚙︎]
just wait until you hear about tuesday man
All that being said it'd be a terrible shame if I got to see more pictures of the trolls out there. Just woeful. My dms are open and so are my replies.
[⚙︎ Is this #nsfw or are you just wanting to see fo|ks faces ⚙︎]
have you trwied gorwegle i don t know if you know this but therwe arwe millions of photos out therwe all i ask is that you do not tell me what you arwe going to do with them because we do not need to know tminforwmation
I don't have gorgle. As you can tell by my lack of grey and lack of horns.. I'm human. Gorgle doesn't exist for me. In fact, it was an ice breaker to see and meet new people.
[⚙︎ We|| I appreciate the Candor. I'm Raksha. Pretty bog standard gutter trash by b|ood standards but I think I do a|right. If you check my pinned I've got a se|fie I took a whi|e ago up. ⚙︎]
[⚙︎ You're some kind of medic, right? Is it as draining of a job for humans as it is for tro||s? ⚙︎]
I'm a nurse, yeah. And it can be tiring, but I like the amount of focus needed for it. Gives something perfect to focus on- other people. What's it like for trolls?
[⚙︎ Sounds about right for tro||s, |ots of triage, from what I've seen. Some fo|ks use psionics to restrain or pacify patients which can be a massive migraine if you overwork it. ⚙︎]
gonna ruin this mans ability to think,/srs
[⚙︎ #ChronicTraumaticEncepha|opathy ⚙︎]
whgo w∆∆∆ntbs to fistfigtb till wgere blody ∆∆∆nd theb fck∆∆∆bt it ? #nsfw #⛛⛛⛛iolence
[⚙︎ Man you make a compe||ing offer. ⚙︎]
i used to have hypewomen to talk about my accomplishments forw me because it got too tirwing to keep rwepeating them but unforwtunately they all unionized against me and left which was bullshit but what can you do these warwmbloods arwen t loyal
im d unk ok ? 👌 #subst∆∆∆nce