♦ pitied by @subparNova
My back iis a lliittlle sore, but nothiing that II haven"t deallt wiith before. To what degree do you ask? =:?
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @lunarlupine crunch. bone Gives Way Under Your Hands As They Dig Into The Chest Cavity. There’s A Process To This. There Always Is. You Crack The Ribcage Open And Your Claws Grasp The Pusher And Tug. The Blood Is Warm Against Your Skin. fangs Sink Into The Muscle And Tear. As You Swallow, The Hunger Starts To Fade. Finally. you’ve Been Hungry For So Long. Why Not Indulge This Time? crunch. your Fangs Are Perfect For This. For Ripping And Tearing And Devouring. For Cracking Bones Like Dry Sticks As You Rend The Flesh From Them. Your Claws, Sharp And Deadly Things That They Are, Are Also Meant For This. Perfected Weapons To Carve Open The Skin So You Can Get To Those Organs You Crave. The Liver Is So Rich You Wonder How You’ve Stayed Away From The Taste Until Now. you’re Here For Hours. feasting. finally Sating The Hunger That Crawls Through Your Pan. crunch. ganderbulbs Are Slimy. Orbs That Pop Under Your Fangs As You Bite Down. You Like The Sensation. You Don’t Eat The Thinkpan. you Never Do. your Meal Is Finished And You Stand Slowly. purple Blood Stains Your Hands And Face, Much Like The Snow Around You. fresh Snowfall. your Tracks Will Be Gone Within The Hour. if Anyone Finds The Remnants Of Your Meal, They’ll Assume A Clown Got Eaten By A Wild Lusus. you Wipe Your Mouth And Head For The River To Clean Up. feet Crunching Against The Snow. that Hunger Sated. for Now. #gore #cannibalism #death #nsfwe the Hunger Always Returns. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
>i can think of way funnier situations to throw my life away in and this one was not one of them
☆*☆*☆Anyways, some of these chits are unhinged. is drone season coming early this sweep?? i hope not. #nsfw☆*☆*☆
=oXO i don,t think they would either¡ i,m just embarrassed awawa''' if people only knew me from my liked chits they,d think I,m much much bolder than i am ¡¡¡¡¡ =oXO
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=oXO to be fair though i react to most posts i see awawa =oXO
one of the worst memories ## w4tching the entire fresh squ4dron of lowbloods get eviscer4ted 4s t4rget pr4ctice ## 4s they were surplus but the system insists trolls le4ve pl4net
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⛧i love when clowns start to follow me on the road. i know what they want. its either a pail or a murder. they rarely find it. they never learn i was luring them to their deaths until its too late. #violence⛧
The bar has sunk to the depths of the planet’s core.
whyd i go into dirks room and theres an unopened bag of bagels in his bed and hes who the fuck knows where
i wish i h@d @ clone so i could shoot my self @nd m@ke it go to work for me cus i no longer exist #sh(?)
everyone is going crazy and i am the only one who wants to make anything better instead of just kicking people when theyre down and i am SICK OF IT BARK!!!!!!!!!!
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c< i was gONNa say sOMetHiN #Nsfw abOut My breaKfast, but.... tHeN itd sOuNd liKe iM fucKiNg tHis burri2 iNstead Of eatiNg it >c
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I can safely say I didn't have "Seeing Her Imperilous Consternation on Chittr" on my 8ingo card.
(( ,,,,man, i hate having a creative idea, and not being able to do it, because the resources i need i just cant find
All Of That Work And Yet, It Is The Same As It Ever Was. Time Is A Rodent Wheel And We Are All Rodents Running In The Same Loop For Eons; The Sisyphean Task Of Changing The Future Remains Unclaimed. Who Could Blame You. Hello, Chittr. - Your Couturier
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I'm sleepy tonight... I blame Mr. Ozatap and his yawning. The solution is my newest invention... five energy drinksI poured into one water bottle. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
c< gOgdaMN rOacHes.... tHis HuNt aiNt gONNa be fuN.... >c
I hate living in this house with that man who gets angry if I say something that reminds him this world isn’t his.
I have been banned from the gym
(\ /) maybe i have the wrong definition of "lovestruck". i feel like it's something of an infatuation i've felt a lot before... ah. never mind i shouldn't dwell on this. i should... get back to work...
☆ dude these little wax bottles fuKK hard I should’ve been eating wax forever ago☆
⋆⁺‧₊☽ I 'ad a pretty odd dream... I was in a maid dress an' everythin'. ☾₊‧⁺⋆
wwe need twwo take a raiincheck on our round2..
☆ damn, no one got a VOD or nothin??☆
𖦹 Dere's always some shit happenin here cause yall don't shake enough ass 𖦹
The fella∆ invited me over for troll Netflix and chill tomorrow! What ∆hould we watch.....
believing the THESAURUS NOW, are we? WE ALL KNOW THAT ITS WRITTEN BY MISINFORMATION GNOMES.
I Hate Working When It's Hot. The Boutique Is Cold Enough Inside, It's The Going Back Out Afterwards That's The Problem.
sorry i ain't so aCtive lately. 6uess the last week really hammered my ass down.
I have TERRI8LE taste in partners! I need to control my fucking 8ULGE!!!!!!!! I feel like such an idiot. #nsfw
....·k seri·us.... h·w are y·u pe·ple just.... c·nfident saying.....hey...... heres my fucked up mutant bl··d c·l·r....
☆ Don’t worry your seKret is safe with me lol☆
[BEGIN MESSAGE] fuck. [END MESSAGE]
The blade I am most intimate with, the most unassuming, has scorned me, slicing open my index and ruining itself in the process. …I got a paper cut.
NO J4N1C3 1S 4.............. LOV3LY P3RSON. WHO S4YS TH4T C1V1L1S3D TROLLS DONT 34T BUGS.
J4N1C3 FROM 4CCOUNT1NG 1S... V3RY CONC3RN3D W1TH TH3 LUNCHT1M3 PR4CT1C3S OF TH3 OFF1C3. SH3 4LW4YS H4S...V4LU4BL3 1NPUT.
I ExpEct vEry lIttlE, As AlwAys, And I hAvE IntErActEd wIth A fEw hUmAns In my tImE. hOwEvEr, I Am nOt ExtrEmEly ExcItEd AbOUt lEArnIng AbOUt thEIr AnAtOmy, If I Am 'cAtchIng yOUr drIft' cOrrEctlY.
☆ Kinda wanna sneaK into an office building and just see what happens, just pretend I’m liKe a janitor before just roaming around and cheKKin out rooms n shit it would be hilarious☆
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: i really wish i weren't alone ri6ht now.
shes tAkIn a nap
(( btw, i did in fact walk SIX ACTUAL HOURS today, 3 to the interview, and 3 back, in 25 C weather, not even cloudy, and my pale ass is soooooo burnt, and i might not even get this fucking job.... fuck capitalism, bro, and god damn the sun
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAD A SELFIE BUT I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING IN IT F U C K I HATE IT HERE
☆ starting the day off right by stealing donuts from some shmuKK who wasn’t looKin☆
dont you feel that urge? that unbearable urge? that eats at you from the inside? the urge that would make everyone hate you if you act upon it? an urge that will ruin your life? #insidethoughts #violence impl13d
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☆ to those who Know me, if I ever start worKin a Korporate job or worKing with god forbid a Kompany Kill me on sight beKause that ain’t me it’s someone wearing me as a sKinsuit☆
eeeeeeh true but yakn/)w i’d rather be shanked again than have t/) pay f/)r pest c/)ntr/)l
⋆⁺‧₊☽ Oh, t' be swept off m' feet by someone charmin'... an' be kissed and ravished like no t'morrow... #suggestive ☾₊‧⁺⋆
⋆⁺‧₊☽ A future Empress cannae shy away-- even jus' doin' it physically is makin' me frown. :( ☾₊‧⁺⋆
⋆⁺‧₊☽ But-- th' people need t' know 'm active on 'ere... I think jus' physically would 'elp...!! ☾₊‧⁺⋆
⋆⁺‧₊☽ Drones keep tryin' t' "bring me in". ☾₊‧⁺⋆
t0 any f1eet ztaff 0r technicianz the 1azt p0zt waz a j0ke.
...:(... i kn(.ᐟ)w...y(.ᐟ)u aren't wr(.ᐟ)ng...but it's sad...t(.ᐟ) think ab(.ᐟ)ut...s(.ᐟ)metimes...
=oXO okay so¡¡¡¡¡ lots of news¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ the disturbance in the anthill was a troll trying to take shelter in one of the caves¡¡ he got chased into the storage rooms and I,m talking to him now, and' well' i sure am learning a lot about the group of escapees that iksham and mysterious friend didn,t tell me''' although it,s more likely that that,s because the problems didn,t come up until after those two had already been separated' apparently um, one of their friends is definitely already dead''' that,s sad''' i,m not sure how to break it to them awawa =oXO
✦Gϕd I hate bein brϕke ass trϕll.✦
well. i feel like a fucking idiot. typing this out now. after blowing up his fucking hive. like a stupid. piece of shit. but whatever. i have. another epitaph for him too. i never understood what you saw in me. once, you told me, while we sat outside looking up at the stars, that you saw so much more beauty staring into my eyes. adn then we just held each other for what felt like forever. even now, when i close my eyes, i still ferl your arms wrapped around me. i still feel the warmth in your touvh. to you, i was the stars. to me - you were that, and so much more. i don’t even think I’m smart enough to put it into wordz, the magnitude of it. you were everything. every fucking thing to me. i'D do any fucking thing for yuo, just to see that wide, toothy smile again. i don’T think anyone has ever made a guy like me feel so fucking wanted. so needed. and when you went, i think a large part of me went too - if not all of it. thank you for everything, karmin. i love you. #phuntrsawesomequest #substance
shes saying i have rough stupid oaf skin guys am i cooked
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✃ Been working a lot... Haven't been able to chitt much! I've been working on project after project and it's been a little draining, but I do love what I do! Maybe I'll be able to get some pictures of the stuff I've been working on...
☆ need to learn how to Hotwire sKuttlebuggies so I Kan boost em and not just steal parts☆
*Hssssst* {〷} according tto human ttermθ i'm in my 'fail girl' era. butt im pretttty θure tthattθ juθtt my whole life. €〱 *paah*
step 0ne c0mplete. h0w the fuck d0 i d0 step tw0.
◌ I do miss the double taps. ⧂
D — I am not going to let her post pictures of me smiling. #vagueposting #notthatvague —>
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「The ring sits in my desk. I'd like to wear it but I've been told I cannot.」
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: i had somethin' else to say, but 6ojirezi popped up in my notifs as i was typin'. so now my final thou6ht is if she piCked me up 'n' 6ave me a kaiju smooCh there is a non-zero ChanCe that i would explode in at least two ways with one bein6 literal. i will not be elaboratin6 further. o◡o
she just sent me this with n0 c0ntext what d0es it mean https://i.p0stimg.cc/y9x7qf8f/screensh0t-20260523-173147.png #nsfw
✦I had the wϕrst nap imaginable.. my thinkpan is killin me✦
accidentally tripped on it :/ #nsfw
After 3 hours of scrolling I havve realised TWWO THINGS. 1. You can't look awway from the dash wwithout missing an ENTIRE convversation and three side quests 2. There are A LOT of yearning lesbians on this site.
hungry again. curse you tummy for digesting. but also please dont stop doing that
nap was niCe... i don't wanna 6et out of my Cupe now thou6h.
I AM ALLOWED TO BE MEAN TO CHITTR USER AUTOCLICKER BECAUSE THEY FUCKING WHIMPERED AND PEED IN MY DMS STOP PITYING MY COMMENTS
alright i see @handMaid on an aurafarmin descent to the future hallowwed site a our divvine/demonic contention ill check back in wwith you guys wwith pics in a feww minutes after i havve mid to high diffed that dastardly gutterwwench
hhhh... hello... chittr... i... was... unable... to... do... my... liking... cause... of... a... code... update...
i feel it in my pusher.. somethin horrible just happened 2 one of my top kins..
sometimes i wonder if i made a mistake. nothing permanent, but something i didn't need to do. hrm
my fuck1ng head hurts l1ke a b1tch
Pressing down on EACH INDIVIDUAL RIB and seeing if it makes a CLICKING NOISE in order to tell which ones KRIS broke~
=oXO um¡¡¡ she bit me again¡¡¡¡¡ and this time it actually did sting a little bit¡¡ well at least she,s getting her muscle strength back but why is she mad that i,m putting her down somewhere comfortable¿ I thought she was mad that i was carrying her why is she mad that i,m putting her down''''¿¿¿¿¿ well i,m glad she,s recovering at least''''''''' =oXO
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It's really embarrassing when someone catches me Dio posing.
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Ai-chan really can't wakaru some josei. "Oh nyo! The two guys I thOuOght were into me are actually into eachother! Why me!?" Are yOuO bakana? Sit back, enjoy the show and start flicking yOuOr mame!!!!!!! #nsfw #realbhhOuOrs —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
there are plenty of reasons for a person to be a hemoanon but i just know there are a couple out there that are like indigo and up doing it. you can just sense it sometimes. like yeah man. i don'T want people to know i'M a highblood! they'LL view me differently for my inherent privilege and higher social standing via hatchright! boo hoo fuck you.
up early for once, tired. ran out of coffee too
c< .... i tHiNK iM gONNa puNcH My table clOcK, its pissiNg Me Off >c
the masquerade fu(ked m7 sleep s(hedule, i think. been up late ever7 night sin(e. not even been going to bed on time, just kept doing things. off to sleep, now. ma7be tomorrow i'll get it under (ontrol
my fatal character flaw is that i kind of fuck with troll bruno mars' music. sorry to disappoint everyone.
The AC in the office i∆n't working! I'm ∆weating!!!!
=oXO i,m awake awawa'''' so so tired tonight''' =oXO
the water'S cold already.
If you can't handle me at my driving down the coast and indiscriminately colliding with obstacles than you don't deserve me at my that but faster.
thi$ i$ my formal apology to all of ¢hittr for $ometime$ replying to random ¢omment$ with vague half-joke$ that add nothing and only mean anything to a $ele¢t few people. it humor$ me and it will happen again. pea¢e and love.
hIttIn the cOOp. hOpefUlly when the sun gOEs down i'll hAvE a nOrmAl fUckIn' night.
I DIDN'T DO YESTERDAY'S WORDLE AND SQUIRDLE FUCK FUCK FUCK. MY FUCKING STREAK MAN.
the wor$t part of all the bull$hit i got put through i$ it didn't even make me funny.
My hand5 are too 5haky on th15 computer to draw.. 1 hate th15. 1t keep5 randomly zoom1ng 1n a5 well. #gam1ng
20 miinute walk theorem proved very dangerous to my health
☆ I’m gonna chew through my spare sKrap metal gog damn it☆
((your honour the nap was a crippling misstep i did NOT sleep well it's so fucking over))
DoNN't let seadwellers reNNt out the VIP sectioNN iNN your club the floor's beeNN sticky for weeX aNNd I'm out of chemicals to try aNNd solve it with I NNeed aid this is a call for help. #NNsfw #justtobesure
(\ /) i'm sorry, kaikka.
little worr7ing, 7eah
-=[wwell it was nice knowing darlin i guess sjherjrh_☺]=-
-=[ffuuck x-)_☺]=-
"= terrible! but once in the hive it improved. he was always built for down there anyways. i wasn't but i at least have it in me to handle it better than most bronzebloods. ="
↗he g↙ue is c↙eAned up. FØr ↗he mØs↗ pAr↗. I wi↙↙ nØ↗ cA↙↙ i↗ successfu↙ bu↗ I shA↙↙ permi↗ i↗ ↗he ↗i↗↙e Øf..........pAssAb↙e. My cup is s↗i↙↙ brØKen. #mycup
᯽ there is something here with me. i am hiding from it. it sounds very "crawly". ᯽
💠~ Ughhhh she was like so cute and obedient too this SUCKS. ~💠
(°. #duties .°)
hell, didn't sleep as lon6 as i'd like. evenin6.
🐾did ya hear the oNe aboUt the three wateriNg holes iN the groUNd? 'well, well, well…' ...yeah, Nah this oNe is Pretty 'dam' bad, eh? i'll see myself oUt, folks! hehe,
=oXO thank you¡ this helping people stuff is hard work but it feels nice''' =oXO
=oXO still awake a little too early for my liking, but''' this is much better than yesterday''' i think i can go back to sleep for a bit as well maybe''' had a bit of an odd dream which is strange because usually the slime gets rid of dreams entirely for me but''' maybe that,s what happens when you,re rationing it between three people instead of regularly cycling it'''' i have to really get some more' and guest recuperacoons''' i,m fine with the camper,s slimesac but i think maybe iksham is so loud in the mornings because she needs a better sleeping situation''' i should have been considering her situation more'''''' =oXO
=oXO same''' i have to get more ordered in so i can cycle it awawa'''' =oXO
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE — [ This seems... fine. ]
i don't know who this 'barack' troll is but i'm glad he enjoyed my ROCK eating chitt! #MINERALS #DELICIOUS
>>| .i'm feeling .a bit moved, but .i'm good. .it's midnight, still working .at cafe, still serving coffee. .a few more hours .and .i'll be free to go back to my hive.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ How am I supposed to beat that? A heart in a jar? Maybe I was never meant to. Maybe I was always just gonna... be a second choice. slight #gore mention ]
▲obviously fucking not▼ ▲cloister shit again▼
💠~ Of course they like, took the seeder pearls out of her. Ughhhhh. #bodyhorror #pearlhosting #gore ~💠
I have so much paperwork to get through. God won't let me die.
0nthe0ther hand. thizhazdeztr0yed any 1ingering n0zta1giaf0rher. aza1ea tu1ipa iz a c0ward and a bitch and i am azhamedt0have been in a quadwith her.
// omg some people actually blocked me over the bug joke I can't believe how what I thought would be a small joke blew up while I was asleep?????? I didn't think people would it so literally lmaooo
(\ /) thjs is most certainly the repurcussions of, a lot of insomnia. . :(
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Sometimes, there's a humming. I'm not too fond of it. ]
My co+ulro+pho+bia is acting up.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 94 points away. ]
being unab1e t0 m0ve iz n0t that unuzua1 f0r me given the he1m but it iz weird n0t having any wirez thiz time.
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᯽ goodness. what would i even do if i make it to the town? ᯽
I have been invited to watch a “Livestream”. Which! YoU may think involves watching rUnning water. Like a river. Or. A stream, more obvioUsly. BUt. That is incorrect! It is video game.・・・𝛾
Good fucking gravy sends me into orbit as a phrase, I'm afraid.
(oo What to do oo) (oo What to do oo) (oo The late night boredom has set in oo) (oo Even the dashboard has no fun stories to spin! oo)
....h·nestly its m·re like.... ....l·ungeplank surfing....
I Need To Pretend I Didn't See That So I Don't Have An " I Should Call Him " Moment.
....the reas·n i d·nt p·st ·ften is simple.... w·rds hard. im n·t always in a chatty m··d even in text.... which sucks. y·u pe·ple need t· c·me near me s· i can [vibe] at y·u....
💠~ She DID NOT just send a fucking clown my exact location, like come on!!!! ~💠
ithink neur0t0xin zh0u1dn0ttake z0 10ng t0rez01ve itze1f #p0iz0n #zubztance in caze
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა #nsfw binkii⁀has⁀often⁀considered⁀acting⁀like⁀the⁀skittering⁀things⁀from⁀those⁀human⁀horror⁀mo(V)ies⁀and⁀leaping⁀on⁀someone's⁀face⁀when⁀she⁀has⁀needs. it⁀would⁀be⁀so⁀satisfying⁀to⁀bring⁀someone⁀down⁀on⁀their⁀back⁀and⁀make⁀them⁀sputter!!!
᯽ i would love to venture into a town or something. alas, my prairie does not release me so easily. ᯽
i apolo6ise for every sin6le reply i make while i'm exhausted i'm just sayin' shit that makes me lau6h.
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, It was a long day at the office I just want to go hive and play troll genshin impact. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
=oXO ouu i don,t think i would be very good at that''' and she also does not like me very much i think which is why she,s not letting me see the picture she took of me so i have to bribe her'''''' oh maybe i can ask my mysterious friend to ask for me¿ she seems to listen to them¡ =oXO
=oXO hmm still no news and im so tired but we are very much not in a place i can nap so i guess we just keep pushing keep going keep searching awawa''' i hope we at least find the bodies or some identifiable bones because it would be really sad if my new friends got no closure on their other friends''' in better news its really nice weather here¡ =oXO
And even with all that said, I try and save genuine violence and fighting as a last resort. If i can sway someone with my words and actions, then that is always the first thing I will try.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i forgot about the pages we might have to cancel tonight i completely forgot to set them up fuuuuuuckkkkkkk
=oXO search is not going super well''' is anyone else having a nice time or had something interesting happen to them¿ =oXO
=oXO i think its a good time to start searching for my new friends, friends who they got split up from again¡ we,re going to try a different angle this time' i still don,t know what they were all running from and i,m too scared to ask''' but that,s okay whatever it is hopefully it never finds us¡ or um them i guess i just also do not want to get tangled up in something awawa =oXO
I'm harmless to those who dont cause harm to others for no good reason! :)
the sheer vvolume a mirth enthralled clowwns in this shithole is makin me lose hair in my sleep if i wwas exaggeratin the baldin thin before then noww im definitely recedin
𝑰𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 "𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒓" 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒕 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔, 𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅. 𝑻𝒐𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒕. 𝑲𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆.
(°. sarpil's mailb𖦹x entry #4 "if y𖦹 leg g𖦹t cut 𖦹ff................ w𖦹uld it hurt??>???" yes ... all 𖦹f my limbs are in their places .... yet --> #g𖦹re (ish?) .°)
=oXO i think i,m starting to agree'''' =:( it hasn,t really caused me major problems so far though so its probably fine¡ =oXO
=oXO there,s people posting mildly sinister things today and maybe every day =oXO
Ɏ every night i a-a-am tha-a-ankful i a-a-am too pitiful a-a-and silly for a-a-anyone 2 ta-a-ake seriously a-a-and investiga-a-ate further Ɏ
=oXO dozed a bit'''' not sure if i,m more or less tired now''' awawa''' =oXO
okay, thou6ht that writin6 thin6 was a bit but uh... that's kind of alarmin'.
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K--<imnot calling her im not im not im not in mont im not im, not going to #buraisposting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Please don't. Please stop. I don't want her to see this. ]
fuck off
I Feel I Must Apologize For My Behavior Yesterday I Got A Little Too Flighty For My Own Good
my lusus got some more BALONEY on trollmu fml
Finally. Even if it's whispers of a mysterious origin, something acknowledges that I have a beary valuable perspective to add to the world.
>> ¡ 1¡tera11y d¡dn't dance even one t¡me honeડt1y 1fmaowhhww
(\ /) oh, no. they're still going. i'm surprised at how passionate they are about this.
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🐾wheN do hUsktoPs overheat? wheN they Need to 'veNt'! hehe,
Attempt number 20 to play Chess with one of my kids: They brought a whole ass cannon in here and are saying one wrong move and they will blast the whole board. These strategies of theirs get more and more intense.
I'm n9t answering that... https://i.i66.c9/RkXXwhHL/Screensh9t-20260518-120057-Chr9me.jpg https://f9rms.gle/EtKgZ9S8ctz3YA689
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whatever happened t0 th0se girls wh0 were trying t0 #f0rcefem me a few weeks ag0.
also coMMpletely unrelated but do not offer to MMake MMe food i will kiss you with tongue sorry MMan #suggestive
i'm just gonna sta7 up refreshing (hittr until i find her, aren't i
Please, don't tease me.
well that #oчtglчtmasqчerade was a bore
hey it'S awesome that everyone liked hanging out with my masquerade persona and thought he was like good looking and charming and everything but maybe it doesn'T feel great retrospectively when that'S just some silly little character i played and most people do not feel that same about the "real" me. rare phuntr vulnerability on the tl get it before it sells out
Ɏ maan everyone waas going to sick faancy paarties aand shit while i waas essentiaally under house aarrest fuck my gaay #culled life Ɏ
I see ebearyone speaking of some “masquerade party.” I would have been *exultant* to attend, however I found myself wrapped up in far too many respawnsibilities. Naturally, one could only hope to find me in my study, as I spend most of my nights these cycles. Of course, no need to worry about me. I was perfectly content to spend my evening on more fruitful *erudite* pursuits rather than frivolous and juvenile *divertissements.* Fortunately for me, nobody bothered to distract me to inform me of such an event anyhow, so I never risked dulling my focus.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ That is the final, and last cycle of the #OutglutMasquerade. Thank you for coming, I hope you've made new droogies, found some sort of love or just had a zammechat raz. It was an experience I'll never forget. I will never forget when I was the Host of the Masquerade. ]
I didn't go, My outfit was simply too dogshit to leave my crruiserr,
What Do You Mean Wa Is Talking To A Barkbeast Girl??? Im.. I Need Sleep. He Needs Sleep Too
Th3 chit block i2 r3al tonight. Gu322 it2 a #da2hwatching kind of night
[MM] is now Offline i need a kismesis, or somethin like that
i had it locked down on night 1 but let it slip
i'm going to find 7ou, miss fortune. i promise 7ou that
hmm head feels funny and not in the usual sunday migraine way im… gonna lie down
Emb★rr★ssing things ★nd #mysecrets
-=[ iimmm innnn youuurrrr wifi x-)_☺]=-
dms make me so nervous. like omg why are we the only ones here. this is so intimate.
just got told i’d look good in a corset MMotherfucker have you seen MMe i ain’t fittin into one of those things
(°. there's h𖦹les. in my hive's walls .°)
Dusk Has Only Just Broken, So I Will Not Talk About My Insatiable Need. Good Dusk, Chittr. #suggestive
right through m7 fingers. in(redible #vagueposting
alri6hty, showtime i reCkon. ^◡^
i am z0mewhere between being awake and az1eep again. weird fee1ing.
i (annot believe it's during m7 time on the aspe(t of "fu(k 7our feelings" that i started 7earning. not the blood land, or the heart land, or an7thing. the mind land.
8=8 > so many BARKing BARKbeasts...
[thinkpan activity detected. generating p0zt...] y0u are very zma11. n0t in a way that meanz y0u are y0ung. the f10werz are treez. inzectz are at a quite frank1y, terrifying zize. y0u zpend time befriending the bee 1uzii that are quite c0ncerned with y0u. y0u 1earn their c0mmunicati0n. their dancez. their r0utine. y0u bec0me part 0f the hive. y0u exp10re the f10werz with them. c1imbing 0ver peta1z and watching the patternz 0f the centre 0f the f10wer. the perfect inter10cking zhapez that draw y0u t0 the center. the puffz 0f p011en and dr0pz 0f nectar. y0u are zafe. [activity z10wing. ztandby m0de re-entered]
out on this walk i'm realisin' that i am findin' it really really hard t'keep bein' as bri6ht 'n' positive as i Can for everyone in reCent days. in no small part due to more reCent events on here. i'm tryin' my damn hardest, i promise.
☆ gotta find a better way of lighting my cigarettes than shooting them with my gun as cool as it looKs #substance☆
Double Tap, I looked away for THREE MINUTES.
>> Mmhh maybe maybe. R¡ght now ¡'m juડt 1ay¡ng back down and ડcro11¡ng Ch¡ttr ¡f ¡'m be¡ng honeડt...
>> My body 1oveડ me to take me out random1y throughout both the day and the n¡ght !! ¡t'ડ very hea1thy and norma1 and great and conduc¡ve to be¡ng a perડon
OBJECTION! i carry myself with me wherever i go
READING ONTO THE RECORD! its so hard to be loquacious & nonchalant. cant say anything without it being an essay even if i genuinely don't care & i'm doing this for the lols
I did better then I fumbled. Than k you.
I dye my hairr 3 times a week and have copious hate-exes, They call me trroll Rramona Flowerrs, #mental-health #blackrrom
i find myze1f thinking ab0ut them 0ften. n0t in *that* way but in a way where i want them t0 be zafe. i want them t0 have nice thingz and t0 kn0w they are 10ved. i want them t0 kn0w z0me0ne carez f0r them and w0rriez ab0ut their hea1th. i find myze1f wanting t0 he1p with every zing1e pr0b1em they have. it iz a1m0zt painfu1 when i cann0t. #vaguep0zting #fee1ingz
I had a dream last night where I had children. I was a housewife, cooking for them as they ran around and disobeyed. I woke up in a cold sweat.
-=[ piano_☺]=-
oops, i dozed off and lost my progress. :(
[MM] is now Offline karama and her concussion.... and also pretty women....
The yearrn is bad, I may dye my hairr,
8=8 > why dont we hallucinate bad bitches instead of vague watching presences Σ:C
Prep time makes all the difference! I think i could take a bullet or two maybe!
hungry.... but i cant tell ♦️lex♦️i didnt eat....... damn.....
ever been with a gh⸳st........ wait fuck i cant use that line theres real gh⸳sts ⸳n here ever been with a 4'11" chick wh⸳ dresses like a gh⸳st.......... 😑 that sucks.
c< sy just beat Our ass at NOt MONOpOly >c
typing for drafts. all of this is bullshoot. fork the system. i am SO FORKING SICK of having to hold myself just to stay alive. this is awful. nobody and I mean NOBODY should have to forking die because they want the right to be alive and not suffer for it. we all should live in my not so humble forking opinion . the fact that I even censor my own shoot just to seem docile is deplorable. fork all of this. fork it all. -🐎
goregle how to delete chit dleete delete fork fork fork fork -🐎
:> I c^nnot be c^lled ^ "good" person, but I don't re^lly c^re ^bout th^t. I only try to be ^ sensible, pr^ctic^l person, ^nd to tre^t my friends well. I'd be lying if I s^id I w^nted to be better, but I ^lso h^ve no desire to become worse, ^nd I t^ke ^ dim view of those who don't bother to control their more violent ^nd brut^l tendencies ^t ^ll. Acting on mine would often be stupid, so I gener^lly don't. Control re^lly is so much more convenient ^nd ^dv^nt^geous to h^ve. You get so much more done ^nd you don't get c^ught up in petty nonsense bec^use you think every slight to your ego deserves ^ m^iming or wh^tever. Who h^s time for th^t. (Highbloods, I know. Still.) <:
so uh. just had to run for my life after my lusus got me off the ranch. whoever got that drone strike go fork yourself! so now I'm hiveless and my lusus just left and I have no forking clue where to go. Looking for work if you don;t ask questions? -🐎
z0me 0f the data 100kz better n0w after a zec0nd pazz at it. thiz 0ne iz fruztrating. a11 i can te11 iz water z0 far. if any0ne haz tipz 0n mem0ry retrieva1 p1eaze 1et me kn0w.
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I'm unsure if I should spend this day in solitude, considering the usual festivities surround this particular day. I have deeply complex feelings about this topic...
♯ an⨂tha night an⨂ther shite fuckin shift at this piece a shit j⨂b there's N⊗ FUCKIN REAS⊗N t⨂ have all this paperw⨂rk. just kill the guy. d⨂n't even care what he's d⨂ne but if ya g⨂nna kill em then D⊗ IT ALREADY #vent
Dave's smash or pass and its consequences has been a disaster for chittr users #nsfw #shitposting
genu1nely 1 thought 1 d1dn’t have to deal w1th th1s why 1s he here fuuuUUUUUUCK
One billion online orders.
creepy troll reacted to that fast maybe i shouldnt go out looking for batteries X(
If i did noot sympathize with Vesica i woould rooast their taste in men soo fucking hard first Wroothe and noow him?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Okay I'm good now (I'm not)
you try to offer advice and they spit on your boots. no respect in this town.
Boss kinda dropped me off the deep end giving me an interdimensional sendin slate. I think I'm keepin pace well, but know I ain't intendin to offend if I bother one of you troll types. I'm simply here to offer my services as a freelancer
- Holy FORK that is the E,mmporess
How am I supposed to do this even???? " Hey Aradia bbg your fine as fuck please go out with me?" I regret all my life choices
oh, dammit, i was right. fu(k.
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Okay. My bad. I'm a terrible judge of character. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
Xander is GROUNDED from hanging out until further notice.
@theCodakkeffect#5492 is nice. he lets me be #nothing. I don't want to exist. I don't want you to whiteknight for me. I literally hate being seen. I hate how popular I am now. 20 nights ago, literally only the Empress knew I existed. It should have stayed that way.
Ye★h I ★ssume it's like qi poisoning
💠~ Ugh, this client wants me to change like, everything about this piece and it's half done already. Soooooo lame. ~💠
Rankmaid is not supposed to see my drunk Chitts.
*looks down at the rest of the main feed* what the fuck is happening down there
reCkon no one'll notiCe, all yellin' about that slimy indi6o fuCk.
Cave wasn't free. owner returned. disa6reed over residential status. owner dealt with. one. leavin' palmhusk here when i leave. retrieve it when i return. 6otta feel somethin'. til then.
man i alm⸳st respected the bulge pervert.
c< we are sO, iNcredibly, fucKed. >c
put down the palmhusk, Curree. 6o outside. don't embarrass yourself even more for a Couple hours at least..! /)/~/(\
My boss is forcing m4 to 4pologiz4 for h4ting on p4opl4's post b4c4us4 it's b4d for th4 w4ffl4 hiv4 br4nd... I'm sooooorrrrr I'm ssssssss... I'm..... Y44h ok4y I c4n't do this by4
rampaging hoofbeast. god forking dammit-🐎
#TheGoldsAreKillingMe
PICTURE THIS. IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE MORNING. THE SUN SHADES ARE DOWN AND THE ROOM IS LIGHTLESS. FAINTLY, FROM THE NUTRITION8LOCK, YOU HEAR THE FAINT TINKLING OF METAL ON CERAMIC. YOU DECIDE, AGAINST YOUR 8ETTER JUDGEMENT, TO INVESTIG8. WHEN YOU ENTER THE 8LOCK AND TURN ON THE LIGHT, YOU SEE ME SAT AT THE TA8LE WITH A 8OWL OF NUTS AND 8OLTS. YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE 8OWL. I DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PRESENCE OR EMOTE IN ANY WAY AND CONTINUE SPOONING MY SUPPER AGAINST MY FACEPL8 ONLY FOR THE NUTS AND 8OLTS TO FALL 8ACK DOWN TO REJOIN THEIR 8RETHEREN. YOU ARE A8SOLUTELY FUCKING INCENSED. I DON'T GET HUNGRY, GUYS. I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.
upd⟢te 𖤉n the thing i fucked up with ⟢ t⟢rget ⟢udience 𖤉f like 3: fucked it up w𖤉rse
ugh i fucking ha†e having †hese s†upid ass lowblood †alking †o †he dead powers. i† fucking sucks. i'm so fucking †ired of †hese ghos†s †elling me abou† SOME BULLSHI† i don'† care abou† like shuuuu† †he fuuuuuuck uuuuuuup.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Guess I finally got a badge- haha! ]
1 was about to go through some layers of self p1ty when 1t occurred to me that 1 was just hungry. who g1ves a fuck about rad ancestors or quads or whatever the fuck. 1 sure dont! gonna go eat 6 hoofbeasts worth food about 1t byeeee
c< My ass just gOt perfected, id pOst it, but i dONt tHiNK i caN >c
is it a gift or a curse to find out that your alternate selves have lived the exact life you wish you could have yet they seem to 8e in such pain due to it........?
Tch. I had mistakenlly assumed she had gone to cupe.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა just⁀had⁀to⁀leap⁀a⁀bus! nobody⁀uses⁀the⁀traffic⁀system⁀right! binkii⁀needs⁀to⁀work⁀out⁀some⁀STRESS.
see i kinda wanna partake in fi6ht ni6ht beCause kiCkin' someone's ass sounds therapeutiC ri6ht now. downside is i ain't a hand-to-hand 6uy so i'd just 6et *my* ass kiCked, so then i'd feel like ass *and* be an aCtual loser so... i dunno. mi6ht just 6o sit in a field for like three hours.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა aw⁀phooey. i⁀forgot⁀to⁀take⁀lunch! ah⁀well⁀i⁀wouldnt⁀get⁀paid⁀for⁀it⁀anyways. time⁀to⁀eat!
Aw man...now Leaves from the Vine is stuck in my head....
[|||] fiiinally got arooound to uuusing my meeedicaliiizer,,, sooome of the buuurn scaaars frooom the ooother niiight diiidn't gooo awaaay thooough lol iii shooould reeeally stop geeetting distraaacted abooout these thiiings~ #nsfw implied
...hell, i'm sorry folks. i don't know why i lost Control so hard there. too muCh stuff 6oin' on in m'head. 6uess things just started feelin' real lonely a6ain, i don't know. uh, anyway yeah. sorry. nappin'. see ya. u︵u
[I re@lly $#ould m@ke more c#it$ I’m not @ctive #ere enoug#!]
[ >THE WIZARDS HIVE IS VERY UNSAFE_ ]
final thou6ht of the pre-nap: quadrants Confusin'. rumblespheres soft. people hard. bul6es hot. world shitty. nook warm. head hurt. just Courier. #nsfw see y'all soon. u︵u
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა binkii⁀hates⁀when⁀that⁀happens!!! like⁀when⁀the⁀bug⁀bag⁀isnt⁀wiggling⁀still!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა Hello⁀hello⁀hi⁀excuse⁀me⁀excuse⁀me! if⁀you⁀saw⁀binkii⁀riding⁀on⁀top⁀of⁀a⁀speeding⁀scuttlebuggy⁀no⁀you⁀did⁀not!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა excuse⁀me! excuse⁀me! down⁀here! hi⁀hello! if⁀binkii⁀says⁀a⁀package⁀is⁀not⁀for⁀you, that⁀means⁀you⁀cannot⁀sign. now⁀please⁀tell⁀binkii⁀where⁀this⁀doctor⁀person⁀is⁀so⁀she⁀can⁀complete⁀this⁀deli(V)ery! it⁀is⁀ticking!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა yes! some⁀trolls⁀do⁀not⁀think!!!
MY PUTER: SEVERE RAIN IN 1.5 HOURS ALSO MY PUTER: 1 MM OF RAIN✌️✌️😭😭😭 >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
if only my buggy had a big fuck off lAsEr tUrrEt or sOmE shit on the back... sigh...
it w0u1d zeem current1y i am ab1e t0 dizagree with any0ne up t0 a jadeb100d. un1ezz they are higher ranked than i am. thiz iz pr0grezz.
🦄🤷♀️
:> ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀) could you bully this f^ce??? <:
ykn⸳w what... i have n⸳ idea what that guys deal is.... neutral statement........ sh⸳uldnt have wasted w⸳rds time being mean....... 🤐🔇😮💨
beetle wants to. commit act of larceny.
[ec1ecticEngineer iz RER0UTING] [ec1ecticEngineer iz 0N1INE] fuck.
pr0b1em with uzing bip (bip!) t0 zend mezzagez iz that it 1ikez t0 0ccazi0na11y add t0 them. bip.
IF A LAUGH TRACK PLAYS ONE MORE TIME IN THIS "FRIENDS" SHOW I'M PUNCHING THE WALL.
i shouldn’t 8e thinking like thissssssss… #vagueposting
ridin' out to piCk up this fortune-told paCka6e so if i die, my bad.
job hunting sucks / i hate this
☆ Honestly I Kan maKe its weight worK I just need a fuKKton of gunpowder which I have in hefty supply. Just need ammo that’s heavy as shit and Kan absolutely rip through things easily☆
☆ Gogdamn oKay that’s gonna be hard Kause I don’t Know anyone who worKs at a shipyard lol, might just try and snag some from there if I’m being honest☆
Wow! Usually this is ꫂ❁eak hours! Where is everyone? ❣︎
Skull's fried, not enough processing power to come up with clever shit. Going to go punch shit until I zonk out.
Sucks. From my experience, rest is the only true cure. W ter, rest, nd cold compress.
i wwantt to llookk up. ppicturess of pplacess. but i ddontt wwantt tthemm to tthinkk. the iinternett. is mmakingg me wwantt mmoree tthingss.
console.log("møre than yøu think"); console.log("literally just bein nice tø peøple is resistance"); console.log("and yøu døn't get culled før kindness if yøu dø it right");
▲bronya just told me off for smoking agian, something about making me live longer▼ ▲like im gonna live through my ordeals, mind your own fucking business brownnose bitch▼
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა not me sitting on my heel so I'm just slightly uncomfy as I scroll through the #hornyposting that I missed whilst I was changing hands ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა it is very hard to sit still! ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა!! #nsfw Ი𐑼
-------------------------- i am leaVing the desert for good. there is nothing here. entropy is not a climate i need. not enoUgh fUn.
there is sand in EVERYTHING.
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=>>his gills løøk like a Mess!>>>
B33 < my lusus used to do smth like that but when it was really cold i used to just let her B33 < eventually i just swapped to f33ding her while we cuddled
>> Okay,,, ¡ took ડome p¡ctureડ but ¡'m debat¡ng whether ¡ have the nerve to poડt. 1mfao Eડpec¡a11y w¡th how qu¡et the feed ¡ડ ton¡ght, ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡ ડhou1d wa¡t for the energy to match, otherw¡ડe ¡'d ડt¡ck out too much,, aaa #ડuggeડt¡ve #nડfc
Having a drink, feel free to ask me things and I shall try to ask questions back as I get progressively drunker. For fun. #substance (This is a bad idea.)
...so tired, but i need to shower. i refuse to go to s𝓁eep whi𝓁e coated in forma𝓁dehyde and whatever chemica𝓁s they make me work with. eugh.
Hm… cuddly. horny. Perhaps both—yes, it is most certainly both. Goodness… what, exactly, is a robot to do? This is rather miserable. It appears I am the only one like this at the moment as well. #NSFW #GODSSTRONGESTSOLDIER
(y00 s00 i g00t this rad rave fit but idk if im built f00r it my cheeks are hanging 00ut help what d00 i d00 #bigb0000typr00blems #rave #nsfw (?))>
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ea342489201.png (( the way i would actually die if i were callie </3 @tiresomeGlamor )) ((also ftr mun ic blocking is a little broken and blocks callie from all your characters! just so you know <3
I do, in fact, make a rather excellent cooler, owing to my metallic exterior. On a hot day, however… I suspect I become more of a radiator, should I linger in the sun for too long.
Despite being a robot, I do have tits. They are pretty cool, I suppose. #NSFW
aLWAYS SOMETHING,,,
IT's pATheTiC how some folks CAn'T defend Their beliefs or sTAnd by Them. The momenT They GeT ChAllenGed They find An exCuse To noT use Their words. TrAGiC when someone refuses To use Their ThinkpAn, buT noT unusuAl in The mAny AlTerniAs of The universes here.
idk what is worse the fact my situationship can now see all my old posts or the fact that if i say anythin stupid hes gonna ask me about it #iamcooked
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა goodness, oh⁀my⁀goodness, nobody⁀signed⁀for⁀anything⁀today! it's⁀like⁀they⁀were⁀all⁀at⁀some⁀stupid⁀e(V)ent! how⁀am⁀i⁀supposed⁀to⁀get⁀rid⁀of⁀the⁀bomb⁀deli(V)eries⁀in⁀these⁀conditions??? oh⁀right⁀i⁀kick⁀them⁀into⁀the⁀sky.
Ƹ 🌂 > Kill. Maim. Drink tea and enjoy pastries. Take over the world. MUAHAHA! Ʒ
Killing all phones that's in the general vicinity of Scout for an hour. Probably overboard but I don't really know anymore.
I am awake now, though I shall be occupied. Regardless—good morning.
assh⸳le singlepr⸳ngedly killed the ⸳utglut music scene cull that bitch
We77 Into The Fo77owing Evening @nd I H@ve Yet To F@77 @$7eep Fuck My $tupid B@k@ 7ife
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ ehehe i think if i havent died yet i aint goin to, im gonna live forever baby!
finding a job is so annoying / keeping a job is more annoying / i just want caegar for shows
why ⓘs ⓘt that humans use s໑methⓘng as stupⓘd as a hard cased plant when descrⓘbⓘng theⓘr cum lⓘke what's better "ⓘ just nutted" ໑r "ⓘ just gushed" gushers are just superⓘ໑r as way ໑f descrⓘbⓘng spent genetⓘc materⓘal lmfa໑ #nsfw
[|87 :: Just had the most traumat;z;n exper;ence w;th a purple bl00ded pat;ent. L;ke what the fuk do you mean you f;t a whole bottle of Faygo up your n00k and can’t get ;t out? #nsfw #doctorproblems
prepare yourself, it'LL come in hand a LOT
you're very lucky / so so lucky
feel like these tiny glass birds https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb95c1cb9491.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/81b0a6be2350.jpeg
if youre the type of person that steals a metal ketchup cup from a restaurant youre fucking evil
lex<> never lets me drive l⸳l... never want t⸳ anyway
I really want to get hit by the missiles (plural).
a 1itt1e intr0zpecti0n i zupp0ze. the current me iz bui1t fr0m the zcrapz 0f mem0riez fr0m bef0re my firzt he1m. h0wever, thiz me a1z0 a1wayz had the reztraining b01t. the n0dez that were buried in my zpine and the 1itt1e c0de barrierz they puzhed int0 my thinkpan. it iz 1ike a 1itt1e v0ice in the back 0f my mind that zcreamz when i am d0ing z0mething wr0ng and i need t0 make them zt0p zcreaming at me. z0. wh0 am i with0ut th0ze? #vent #b0dyh0rr0r
i think it iz w0rth n0ting that i am n0t p1anning 0n running fr0m my next inzta11ati0n. my the0retica1 dezire t0 have the b01t rem0ved iz bazed 0n the fact that i w0u1d 1ike t0 be 1ezz reztricted.
Trying to cook by frying things with my electrokinesis was a bad idea. Now I just have poorly cooked meat and a mindache.
Songs stuck in my head now
There'∆ an after work activity thi∆ Friday! But it'∆ only for... People with quadrant∆........
✐ᝰ Boss man did not take down the poster I put up in his office, but he drew mustaches on me!!! So cruel! Even a monocle!!! ᝰᝰ
five hundred cigarettes. outside my hive.
ive got a really bad #headache #ow
show spheres is winning in the replies of my last post and im suddenly realizing how risky this entire thing was
m⸳ney cant buy taste i guess
I l◯◯vee wwwwhen ȺȺȺȺ m◯†herfucker PȺil§ me liiiike †heeeey wwwȺn† †◯ cull mee #n§fw
...I serio+usly need to+ develo+p higher standards.
god i forgot how scary things can be sometime. hoogh.
My Secretary of Defense would've completed his Amongus Task, I can tell you that much.
It Was At Work Lol Youre Good Thanks Though
> [ https://i.postimg.cc/bNbLL3z4/oh-no.jpg > [ ohgodhgodohgodohgodohgod trip was jus ttrying to feed me a FRY i hit somebody with the fuking BeetleWagon 205 model (NOT the CARRIERWASP 19) oh no no no no no no no no no no > [ @tintedNectarous #gore #HITSOMEONEITSILLEGALWHATDOIDOFUCK #ISHEALIVE #HE????? #PRONOUNS???WHOISTHIS #ISTHEYALIVE
一番クレイジーな女ほど、マンコが最高なんだ。信じて。 #nsfw
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Have you ever looked up at the ssky and felt afraid
Just bombed a conversation with a new acquaintance by revealing that I'm a Gamer. Send sympathy.
,,,hate it,,,when heatwave$,,,roll through,,,the $uburb$,,,i feel like i'm dying,,,
ive never been golfing but it kind of just seems like something my pop wouldve done with his annoying rich hunter friends :/
iiiiive been kind of neglecting my kitchen so. yes that is all there is.
theres only one saltine cracker in my pantry.
Because the person who made it hates everyone everywhere.
The first thing I would like to say is, Nascar is not a fucking sport. Cars is literally the longest movie in the entirety of all filmographies across all worlds and timelines and whatever. I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say, “Casper it is literally only a few minutes shy of two hours long.” Extremely loud incorrect buzzer. WRONG. Cars movie is actually, by my estimates, seventeen thousand trillion sweeps long. So imagine you’re some stupid little five sweep old and someone asks you to watch a movie with them. And why not? Why shouldn’t you watch a movie with your homie. There you are, sat in the dark, watching Troll Owen Wilson the Car learn to love. I fucking guess????? Eight sweeps pass in an instant. Puberty? Adult molt? COME AND GONE. By the time you leave the theater you’re titled already, you have a full set of quads. Who occupies your quadrants???? Who knows? One of the cars from Cars, probably. And they didn’t just do it one time, they did it TWO MORE FUCKING TIMES. How many times can Owen Wilson the Car experience yet another traumatic race injury??? RETIRE AFTER THE FIRST ONE, BOZO???? And then he goes off to flirt with some other random female car with a face, and find out the true meaning of friendship and family bonds and WHATEVER every time. Don’t forget – His best friend Larry the Cable Guy the Car is also there. Isn’t that fucked up? Isn’t that fucked up for real? And the third one IS objectively the worst one. Imagine taking something that sucks so bad already and then making it suck a little bit more somehow. You don’t have to, I’m going to paint the god damn picture for you. It’s established in that Owen Wilson the Car has a girlfriend, (Sally, from Radiator Springs, the lawyer((why do the cars need lawyers btw))) but he spends the entire movie fucking flirting with Cruise Ramirez, his young and spunky new trainer. ????? OKAY????? FIRST OF ALL, WEIRDO ALERT, SECOND OF ALL, This bitch ain’t even loyal? He can’t do his job without crashing and he can’t fucking stay loyal to his lawyer mate?????? INSANE. INSANE BUSINESS!!!!! I just need to know who woke up one day and was like “I want to make a movie that takes seven years to watch and it’s about cars with faces!!!!!” Who said you know Toy Story?? I can do that better and with cars! WRONG!!!!! Don’t get me started on the implications, Where are the people? Who made the cars??? Was there some sort of car uprising or did trolls upload their minds into the cars because being a troll with opposable thumbs is fun and all…. But you know what would REALLY be fun? BEING A FUCKING CAR. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE WORSE PART. I bet you guys don’t know this about me – Hi guys, I’m Casper Cooper. I have an eidetic memory. Do you know what that is? It means I have a photographic memory. THINGS GO IN. THEY NEVER GO OUT. “Casper, that’s kind of cool, actually,--” WRONG AGAIN. I remember. Each and EVERY grueling minute of the first installment of that CIA torture method. THE TRACTOR TIPPING. CONSIDER THE TRACTOR TIPPING – What determines whether the car is a people car or an animal car??? Why the hell would they have beast cars anyway??? It doesn’t make sense to me as a concept, either, because it’s just – Okay, stay with me. You can argue that they make things like that because it distracts wigglers with the bright colors and the funny faces and whatever. Okay, Okay, WHATEVER. That works for like Thomas the Tank Engine and Blaze and the Monster Machines. Which teach actual real valuable things. Thomas teaches about community and surviving dystopian societies. Blaze teaches you math and science sometimes, you understand. You don’t make a show intended for little teeny children and cast first of all Owen fucking Wilson and tell me that it’s just to entertain the kids. IT’S BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT IS.
Ok sO IIm cullIIng myself!!
sometimes i wish i was able to go outside in the day and see the sun all in its bright and shining glory [:(
Carrying A Fucking Recuperacoon Down The Stairs Fml
...like, the odds of someone wantin' a paCka6e delivered by Courier to a Casino is super low ri6ht? like, nothin' i need to worry about or anythin'? wouldn't pay it no mind, but i just 6ot the weirdest dan6er sense... ó︵ó #dashwatChin'
woke up in on tha ground covered in slime my cupe is a slime fall
# Ju$t the one, he $aid it wa$ a warning $hot! $till hurt$ like a mother glubber but it ¢ould've been wor$e! #
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GOOD N3WS TH3 UND34D D1D NOT G3T M3 DUR1NG MY SL33P. UNFORTUN4T3LY, 1 H4V3 GOT TH3 GN4RL13ST BURN FROM TH3 SUN 4S 1 SL3PT ON TH3 S4ND 4T TH3 B34CH! #1H4T3TH1S #FUCKTH1S #SUNTO4ST3D #14M1N4GONY #FORGOTTH3SUNBLOCK #TH1SV4C4T1ONSUCKS
h@w unright@us is is that i wake up always just a bit t@@ early. quite irritating. -n-
(°. everything ab𖦹ut this bulge guy deeply unnerves me. i feel like i've stumbled up𖦹n s𖦹mething i sh𖦹uldn't have seen .°)
Is that bulge guy okay? Like, psychologically?
i really did spaCe out ultra hard toni6ht. >︵<
✐ᝰ TOO MANY CONFLICTING HISTORICAL ACCOUNTS CIRCULATING!!!! NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!!!! #workvent ᝰᝰ
i would never make a mistake that Could Cost me dearly. never. o◡o
imma be reaLL with you im not gonna sniff her to find out. but probabLLy
finish coffee. put mug on tabLLe. LLusus on tabLLe cLLimbs into coffee mug. it happens
does anyone else ever forget entire conversations while you are having them or is that just part of my pan being fucked up? :P
youre go1ng to make me cry for l1ke 3 d1fferent reasons all at the same t1me
Don't tell my bo∆∆ but I took ∆ix minute∆ in∆tead of five during my break!
I always forget we gotta worry about the @grubbelsBand reputation now that it's getting bigger. Oops.
THANK YEW RAKSHA!! U R THE BEST!! #thankyewwww #pleasehelpthesebagsareheavy
\ 1f 1 had a cager f0r every tr0ll that h8-reacted 0r was a d1ck after 1 agreed w1th them 1n the c0mments, 1'd have tw0 cagers. wh1ch 1snt a l0t but / \ mean t0 me J>:( #vaguep0st1ng 1 guess /
I am going to go crazy one day and it will seem completely mundane to everyone else on this website, but rest assured, by normal well balanced standards, it will be absolutely coocoo nanners.
Oh..Oh Okay..ii feel dumb nOw..ANYWAYS CAN YoU CoME BACK To MY HiiVE?? II HAVE A ToN oF BAGS ;;(
eat⚘ng a p⚘zza r⚘ght before gett⚘ng ⚘n the recuperacoon don't actually know why
hey whOever lIIke, threw a bOdy IIn frOnt Of my hIIve Or lIIke, culled sOmeOne and threw IIt here..can yOu get IIt?? #please&thankYou!! #mwa!!
♊︎t ♊︎2 con2♊︎der♊︎ng that a2tero♊︎d belt aga♊︎n.. #cw-2elf-harm
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! REASON: Phone reached terminal velocity and collided with cliff face. #icoffline
it's been like two hours you people are CRAZY. we are still talking about...that. yeah. #dashwatching
[Curree has fallen faCe first onto his deviCe and passed out.]
yo wh4tz w1th th3 monst3r bulg3s on th3 t1m3l1n3?? wh3r3z 4ll th3 s4f3 4nd comfort1ng 8 1nch3rz up 1n h3r3?? >8] not s4y1ng th4tz my s1z3, 1m l1k3 19 1nch3z. #nsfw
that was kind of a roundabout way of sayin' "show me your bul6e in my private messa6es" to literally everyone ever. i shouldn't be postin' while i'm so tired. but uhhh also do totally do that pleeeeeeeease~ >/◡/o #nsfw
why am i the ⸳nly n⸳ise artist in the scene wh⸳ isn't a shirtless dude in a gimp mask?
i miss them... kaffea, fresca, naniah... g⸳d, naniah... even ataris... l⸳ved th⸳se fuckers... but its safer this way. #vent