♦ pitied by @subparNova
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if youre the type of person that steals a metal ketchup cup from a restaurant youre fucking evil
lex<> never lets me drive l⸳l... never want t⸳ anyway
I really want to get hit by the missiles (plural).
a 1itt1e intr0zpecti0n i zupp0ze. the current me iz bui1t fr0m the zcrapz 0f mem0riez fr0m bef0re my firzt he1m. h0wever, thiz me a1z0 a1wayz had the reztraining b01t. the n0dez that were buried in my zpine and the 1itt1e c0de barrierz they puzhed int0 my thinkpan. it iz 1ike a 1itt1e v0ice in the back 0f my mind that zcreamz when i am d0ing z0mething wr0ng and i need t0 make them zt0p zcreaming at me. z0. wh0 am i with0ut th0ze? #vent #b0dyh0rr0r
i think it iz w0rth n0ting that i am n0t p1anning 0n running fr0m my next inzta11ati0n. my the0retica1 dezire t0 have the b01t rem0ved iz bazed 0n the fact that i w0u1d 1ike t0 be 1ezz reztricted.
Trying to cook by frying things with my electrokinesis was a bad idea. Now I just have poorly cooked meat and a mindache.
Songs stuck in my head now
I can let herr be steamed but I ain't gonna feel good 'bout it
There'∆ an after work activity thi∆ Friday! But it'∆ only for... People with quadrant∆........
✐ᝰ Boss man did not take down the poster I put up in his office, but he drew mustaches on me!!! So cruel! Even a monocle!!! ᝰᝰ
five hundred cigarettes. outside my hive.
show spheres is winning in the replies of my last post and im suddenly realizing how risky this entire thing was
I l◯◯vee wwwwhen ȺȺȺȺ m◯†herfucker PȺil§ me liiiike †heeeey wwwȺn† †◯ cull mee #n§fw
...I serio+usly need to+ develo+p higher standards.
god i forgot how scary things can be sometime. hoogh.
My Secretary of Defense would've completed his Amongus Task, I can tell you that much.
It Was At Work Lol Youre Good Thanks Though
> [ https://i.postimg.cc/bNbLL3z4/oh-no.jpg > [ ohgodhgodohgodohgodohgod trip was jus ttrying to feed me a FRY i hit somebody with the fuking BeetleWagon 205 model (NOT the CARRIERWASP 19) oh no no no no no no no no no no > [ @tintedNectarous #gore #HITSOMEONEITSILLEGALWHATDOIDOFUCK #ISHEALIVE #HE????? #PRONOUNS???WHOISTHIS #ISTHEYALIVE
一番クレイジーな女ほど、マンコが最高なんだ。信じて。 #nsfw
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Have you ever looked up at the ssky and felt afraid
Just bombed a conversation with a new acquaintance by revealing that I'm a Gamer. Send sympathy.
,,,hate it,,,when heatwave$,,,roll through,,,the $uburb$,,,i feel like i'm dying,,,
ive never been golfing but it kind of just seems like something my pop wouldve done with his annoying rich hunter friends :/
iiiiive been kind of neglecting my kitchen so. yes that is all there is.
Because the person who made it hates everyone everywhere.
The first thing I would like to say is, Nascar is not a fucking sport. Cars is literally the longest movie in the entirety of all filmographies across all worlds and timelines and whatever. I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say, “Casper it is literally only a few minutes shy of two hours long.” Extremely loud incorrect buzzer. WRONG. Cars movie is actually, by my estimates, seventeen thousand trillion sweeps long. So imagine you’re some stupid little five sweep old and someone asks you to watch a movie with them. And why not? Why shouldn’t you watch a movie with your homie. There you are, sat in the dark, watching Troll Owen Wilson the Car learn to love. I fucking guess????? Eight sweeps pass in an instant. Puberty? Adult molt? COME AND GONE. By the time you leave the theater you’re titled already, you have a full set of quads. Who occupies your quadrants???? Who knows? One of the cars from Cars, probably. And they didn’t just do it one time, they did it TWO MORE FUCKING TIMES. How many times can Owen Wilson the Car experience yet another traumatic race injury??? RETIRE AFTER THE FIRST ONE, BOZO???? And then he goes off to flirt with some other random female car with a face, and find out the true meaning of friendship and family bonds and WHATEVER every time. Don’t forget – His best friend Larry the Cable Guy the Car is also there. Isn’t that fucked up? Isn’t that fucked up for real? And the third one IS objectively the worst one. Imagine taking something that sucks so bad already and then making it suck a little bit more somehow. You don’t have to, I’m going to paint the god damn picture for you. It’s established in that Owen Wilson the Car has a girlfriend, (Sally, from Radiator Springs, the lawyer((why do the cars need lawyers btw))) but he spends the entire movie fucking flirting with Cruise Ramirez, his young and spunky new trainer. ????? OKAY????? FIRST OF ALL, WEIRDO ALERT, SECOND OF ALL, This bitch ain’t even loyal? He can’t do his job without crashing and he can’t fucking stay loyal to his lawyer mate?????? INSANE. INSANE BUSINESS!!!!! I just need to know who woke up one day and was like “I want to make a movie that takes seven years to watch and it’s about cars with faces!!!!!” Who said you know Toy Story?? I can do that better and with cars! WRONG!!!!! Don’t get me started on the implications, Where are the people? Who made the cars??? Was there some sort of car uprising or did trolls upload their minds into the cars because being a troll with opposable thumbs is fun and all…. But you know what would REALLY be fun? BEING A FUCKING CAR. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE WORSE PART. I bet you guys don’t know this about me – Hi guys, I’m Casper Cooper. I have an eidetic memory. Do you know what that is? It means I have a photographic memory. THINGS GO IN. THEY NEVER GO OUT. “Casper, that’s kind of cool, actually,--” WRONG AGAIN. I remember. Each and EVERY grueling minute of the first installment of that CIA torture method. THE TRACTOR TIPPING. CONSIDER THE TRACTOR TIPPING – What determines whether the car is a people car or an animal car??? Why the hell would they have beast cars anyway??? It doesn’t make sense to me as a concept, either, because it’s just – Okay, stay with me. You can argue that they make things like that because it distracts wigglers with the bright colors and the funny faces and whatever. Okay, Okay, WHATEVER. That works for like Thomas the Tank Engine and Blaze and the Monster Machines. Which teach actual real valuable things. Thomas teaches about community and surviving dystopian societies. Blaze teaches you math and science sometimes, you understand. You don’t make a show intended for little teeny children and cast first of all Owen fucking Wilson and tell me that it’s just to entertain the kids. IT’S BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT IS.
Ok sO IIm cullIIng myself!!
sometimes i wish i was able to go outside in the day and see the sun all in its bright and shining glory [:(
Carrying A Fucking Recuperacoon Down The Stairs Fml
...like, the odds of someone wantin' a paCka6e delivered by Courier to a Casino is super low ri6ht? like, nothin' i need to worry about or anythin'? wouldn't pay it no mind, but i just 6ot the weirdest dan6er sense... ó︵ó #dashwatChin'
woke up in on tha ground covered in slime my cupe is a slime fall
# Ju$t the one, he $aid it wa$ a warning $hot! $till hurt$ like a mother glubber but it ¢ould've been wor$e! #
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GOOD N3WS TH3 UND34D D1D NOT G3T M3 DUR1NG MY SL33P. UNFORTUN4T3LY, 1 H4V3 GOT TH3 GN4RL13ST BURN FROM TH3 SUN 4S 1 SL3PT ON TH3 S4ND 4T TH3 B34CH! #1H4T3TH1S #FUCKTH1S #SUNTO4ST3D #14M1N4GONY #FORGOTTH3SUNBLOCK #TH1SV4C4T1ONSUCKS
h@w unright@us is is that i wake up always just a bit t@@ early. quite irritating. -n-
(°. everything ab𖦹ut this bulge guy deeply unnerves me. i feel like i've stumbled up𖦹n s𖦹mething i sh𖦹uldn't have seen .°)
Is that bulge guy okay? Like, psychologically?
i really did spaCe out ultra hard toni6ht. >︵<
✐ᝰ TOO MANY CONFLICTING HISTORICAL ACCOUNTS CIRCULATING!!!! NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!!!! #workvent ᝰᝰ
i would never make a mistake that Could Cost me dearly. never. o◡o
imma be reaLL with you im not gonna sniff her to find out. but probabLLy
finish coffee. put mug on tabLLe. LLusus on tabLLe cLLimbs into coffee mug. it happens
does anyone else ever forget entire conversations while you are having them or is that just part of my pan being fucked up? :P
youre go1ng to make me cry for l1ke 3 d1fferent reasons all at the same t1me
Don't tell my bo∆∆ but I took ∆ix minute∆ in∆tead of five during my break!
I always forget we gotta worry about the @grubbelsBand reputation now that it's getting bigger. Oops.
THANK YEW RAKSHA!! U R THE BEST!! #thankyewwww #pleasehelpthesebagsareheavy
\ 1f 1 had a cager f0r every tr0ll that h8-reacted 0r was a d1ck after 1 agreed w1th them 1n the c0mments, 1'd have tw0 cagers. wh1ch 1snt a l0t but / \ mean t0 me J>:( #vaguep0st1ng 1 guess /
I am going to go crazy one day and it will seem completely mundane to everyone else on this website, but rest assured, by normal well balanced standards, it will be absolutely coocoo nanners.
Oh..Oh Okay..ii feel dumb nOw..ANYWAYS CAN YoU CoME BACK To MY HiiVE?? II HAVE A ToN oF BAGS ;;(
eat⚘ng a p⚘zza r⚘ght before gett⚘ng ⚘n the recuperacoon don't actually know why
hey whOever lIIke, threw a bOdy IIn frOnt Of my hIIve Or lIIke, culled sOmeOne and threw IIt here..can yOu get IIt?? #please&thankYou!! #mwa!!
♊︎t ♊︎2 con2♊︎der♊︎ng that a2tero♊︎d belt aga♊︎n.. #cw-2elf-harm
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! REASON: Phone reached terminal velocity and collided with cliff face. #icoffline
it's been like two hours you people are CRAZY. we are still talking about...that. yeah. #dashwatching
[Curree has fallen faCe first onto his deviCe and passed out.]
yo wh4tz w1th th3 monst3r bulg3s on th3 t1m3l1n3?? wh3r3z 4ll th3 s4f3 4nd comfort1ng 8 1nch3rz up 1n h3r3?? >8] not s4y1ng th4tz my s1z3, 1m l1k3 19 1nch3z. #nsfw
that was kind of a roundabout way of sayin' "show me your bul6e in my private messa6es" to literally everyone ever. i shouldn't be postin' while i'm so tired. but uhhh also do totally do that pleeeeeeeease~ >/◡/o #nsfw
why am i the ⸳nly n⸳ise artist in the scene wh⸳ isn't a shirtless dude in a gimp mask?
i miss them... kaffea, fresca, naniah... g⸳d, naniah... even ataris... l⸳ved th⸳se fuckers... but its safer this way. #vent
☆ ITS RIGGED AGAINST LOWBLOODS FUKK THIS STUPID GAME☆