E%patriate Darkleer
@carnifexTerminator
Former executor.
D — Shoot. Just when I thought I had gotten a handle on my overactive sweat glands. —>
D — How easy it is to forget the public nature of this platform. I am making a f001 of myself. Disregard my previous posts. —>
but i ♤m invested now. wh♤t if someone t♤kes you up on your p♤wposition? i me♤n proposition.
I Will Not Be Disregarding That Post, Just So You Are Aware. - Your Couturier
D — Hrmm. Then I w001d be forced to make a difficult decision. Between preserving my own dignity in the eyes of people whose opinion I value. And letting down the young Leijonish individ001 I just met. Which is. Quite the conundrum. I fear the disappointment of the latter w001d be too much to bear. —>
D — Can you. This is not the impression I wanted to make on you. —>
D — Ah. Of all people to have seen that post... —>
D — In an attempt to spread some #pawsitivity on this website and drown out some of the hate plaguing @adorableCodpaw's feed, I have been ordered to make up and make out. W001d anyone like to join me. In making good on my promise. I will. Try. Not to sweat. Too much. —>
D — Two posts of complete gibberish in a row. Am I having a stroke. —>
The clarity of your chit makes me 8elieve that is highly unlikely!
D — Who's that. —>
D — Thank you, Lamplady. Your input as a nurse is greatly appreciated. —>
D — @portentousAccoutrement Do you mind if I message you whenever you are online ne%t? —>
That Would Be Alright, If You Are Able To Behave Yourself. - Your Couturier
D — . —>
D — I assure you I have no ill intent. —>
((*illicit fml))
D — I'm bl00 now. #newbadge —>
#JEALOUS
D — Don't be. We can both be b100. Ask @imJunior. —>
\ ? >< ? / #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #yourebluenow #wow!
D — Some things never change. —>
Unless...? #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #yourebluenow
D — Thank you, Junior. I suppose some things change after all. —>
D — I do not understand the obsession with being tall, frankly. It is so much easier to go unnoticed when one is of a smaller stature. —>
D — Shortness is relative. I am eight and a half feet tall. —>
D — Really. —>
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D — I am very good at 100ming. —>
D — Or, not worried. But apprehensive. —> D — Does anyone have tips on how to talk to one's descendant. —>
D — Must I use that many shout poles. —>
D — That isn't actionable advice. But thank you anyway. —>
D --> Do you intend to approach me eventually, Darkleer? Or simply react to all of my posts
D — I was content with reacting to all of your posts. It seemed unwise of me to approach first. —>
D — Do you want me to stop. —>
D — Oh. I was worried this might happen. —>
D — However, the one good thing to come out of tonight's requisite grocery trip is that I have discovered a new favorite cereal. —> D — https://live.staticflickr.com/2194/2514282122_19073e2f1c.jpg —>
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D — They're okay. Perhaps a little too sweet for my tastes. Admittedly, I purchased it for the cartoon hoofbeast. —>
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D — Tonight was my once-a-perigee e%cursion into the outside world. —> D — The Marquise insists my mood w001d improve if by "8eing around other people and "not wasting my life away in my dusty old hive" but, as always, I fail to see the appeal. There is nothing quite as sonically unpleasant than the vapid music that blares over the speakers at Scarewhon, to say nothing of the consumers who have yet to learn not to stand in the middle of the aisle as they gawk vacantly at the shelves in front of them, as if they have not yet learned that there are other people around who might be trying to buy the cereal that they're standing directly in front of. Something about being inside of a grocery store rapidly diminishes the IQ of the average troll, it seems. —> D — Had I any confidence that they w001d return in one piece, I w001d send my bots out to do all of my shopping for me and unburden myself of this awful e%perience entirely. —>
Sounds like you just need noise canceling headphones
D — Maybe so. Being unable to hear nuisances w001d make certain aspe% of my life a lot more tolerable. —>
I know my hearing is jacked way the fuck up so crowds are basically a nightmare. Used to wear a pair anytime I left the house.
D — I'm sorry to hear that. That must have been quite a pain to deal with. It's good that you were able to find a so100tion. —>
Yeah no biggie but I suggest getting or making a pair
D — I can make a pair. It w001d be quite simple. —>
D — I'm pleased by this animated hoofbeast. #honse —>
D — Don;t listen to anything she says about me from this point forward. —>
D — I am not going to let her post pictures of me smiling. #vagueposting #notthatvague —>
D — Every time I talk to her it hurts. Not talking to her hurts more. Difficult feelings to reconcile. —>
Get high to dull the f33lings. #substances
uhoh spaghettios Z:[
D — Maybe. It's been such a long time since I partook in anything so illicit. I w001d hate to have to do it alone. #substances —>
Um. Hello. I'm right here.
D — @curiousClowder Will this suffice. —> D — [Attached is a close up image of a fle%ing bicep belonging to someone wearing a black sleeveless shirt, meticulously cropped so that no face or identifying features are visible. The musculature of his strong bicep and what little of his broad chest can be seen is impressive, clearly a body belonging to someone who takes pride in his build. And sweaty. Very sweaty.] —>
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! feel mysSelf gradually heal!ng꠹
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D — I am happy to hear that. Get well soon. —>
D — What does it mean for someone to be "goth". —>
D — I seem to have had my first encounter with an internet pran%ter. The humor of today's youth is lost on me. —>