♦ pitied by @carnifexTerminator
Let's arrange 1t then. Hmu. 1t's not everyday a guy l1ke me gets a chance to gaze upon a majest1c hoodbrast w1thout compare
anonymous asked: "trying to showv u a good time hottie, make you cry a lil. aint no shame in vwanting to stuff a pretty boy all up." CRY. HELLO? help. vwhere is this coming from? quite literally, NOT a single person here has showvn attraction to me. i am alarmed. https://formsgle/wvHTz76ZrFoJvwy7CL7
Qu1te the oppos1te. Follow closer. My hand 1s 1n need of hold1ng.
Need to rem1nd myself 1 can't just post pra1ses of men and be1ng gay for them and sh1t l1ke 1 have 1n the past. Can't r1sk be1ng annoy1ng on another soc1al med1a s1te
N⧃THING MATTERS THE M⧃UNTAIN IS HITTING THE CLUB T⧃ DANCE ⧃UT HIS FEELING
COME TO FELT MANOR. WE'VE GOT RUSTBLOODS. SPILLING OUT OF EVERY HOLE.
I see young Hadeed tormenting some other poor wretch and I think "Ah. Finally. A probllem definitivelly not mine." Good Llight, Chittr.
aNYONE ELSE DRINK ICE COFFEE STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTON (YES carton BECAUSE i DON'T SPEND MY 'HARD EARNED' MONEY ON AN EXPENSIVE DRINK WHEN i CAN SPEND A COUPLE BUCKS ON LIKE. fIVE DRINKS)
There Will Be Times Where The Incredible Weight Of Being Alive Crushes You. There Will Be Times Where The Very Thought Of Leaving Your Hive Prickles at your Thinksponge And You Panic. You Will Lash Out At Those You Love And Not All Of Them Will Decide To Stay. Still, You Must Move Forward. - Your Couturier
man i dont efin care im bein meenahsidelined to the point i otter change my dam name im standin here and shes huge as fuck now
Hm. No. ^v^ - Your Couturier
ok fuck it im tweakin out W)(Y I GOT -EY-ES??? ON MY ARMS?? FUCKS )(APP-ENING
hate to tell you this but the meta ray bans i strap to my face aren't great at picking up speech to text mistakes such as euphonism (harmonious sound) versus euphemism (dirty joke). however. my blade does make a harmonious sound.
THE FAJITAS WERE T⧃⧃ SIZZLING THE M⧃UNTAIN BURNED HIS HAND
The mytho+s o+f being an island to+ yo+urself is a sickness they give to+ yo+u. Yo+ur strength is in yo+ur bo+nds, no+t in a lack o+f them. Do+ no+t allo+w the delusio+n o+f singularity to+ take away yo+ur perso+nho+o+d.
Gonna be honest, I didn’t think it wvould be harder to get laid after I stopped chargin’ for the pleasure. Guess the people lovwe some artificial scarcity. #nsfw
unfortunately for sentient life, and fortunately for the fish wvwho quivwer in his presence, the dashing and alternate of myself @orphanerdualscar is dowvwn wvwith another gill infection today. or something like that. the point is he's busy. wvwe are important men wvwith important time, not to be wvwasted. this means that is has fallen to my handsome and large shoulders to champion #fishingfriday so wvwhile i wvwill not be hosting an island, i wvwant evweryone to get off your pelvwic sitting basins, put on your wvwading boots and start casting lines. chop cho, cadets and post your catches to #fishingfriday today. i sawvw these beauties belowvw at a human locale- a bait and tackle shop, it is called. i wvwant evwery guppy wvwho sees this post to identify wvwith one of these four stickers and vwote belowvw for wvwhich one you think you are, if you'vwe got the guts to make the fish swvwoon and the wvwomen fear you. you knowvw wvwhat i mean. ♥️ - if i am fishing i am happy ♣️ - wvwtf wvwhere's the fish ♦️ - patience luck and lines all day ♠️ - wvwishing i wvwas fishing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dfd3653a0575.jpeg
#JEALOUS
G-ET RID OF T)(IS FUCKING W-EBSIT-E
taller than 10 ft careful when you trip or else you WILL be suffering brain damage.
whatebber we move on
Sö höw dïd sömë öf ÿöü shörtïës mänägë nöt tö gët stëppëd ön bÿ rövïng clöwns.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 lied about .commissions my lusus peed onmy hard drive
being a trendsetter is bitin me in tha fins bro i made ON-E comment and now whole house mad on height discourse bro who gives a shit 38/
Never Meet Your Heroes. https://i.imgur.com/prn75gy.png
larkso is plannin a hit on me cuz i called him tiny as a JOK-E cod forbid a woman try gettin silly for 1 nite
I AM G0ING T0 BE H0NEST. WHAT THE FUCK D0 I P0ST AB0UT N0W THAT THE M0RE INTIMIDATING 0NE IS HERE.
D --> the "eye of a face" D --> Hrm D --> I refuse to reword. I will live with this
D --> I will continue to post Empire-aligned motivational messages. This will hopefully inspire my fellow youths to recruit themselves to the cause. There is nothing more noble than sacrificing your life to be an Archeradicator
sINCE WHEN, dOES SHE EVEN SHOP THERE???????? #cHANCEeNCOUNTERaTwHOLEfOODSmARKET
:) do my bare eyes upset you
I know my hearing is jacked way the fuck up so crowds are basically a nightmare. Used to wear a pair anytime I left the house.
h@d t0 c@rry 0n3 0f th3 unruli3r h00f b3@sts b@ck t0 th3 s@nctu@ry @g@in. I w0rry its b3c0ming @ ch@ll3ng3 @nd @ g@m3 b3tw33n us!¡
The Signless Writes In A Letter To His Jade Mother, "This Is Not Something I Will Allow You To Lecture Me For. Of All Trolls You Should Know That Passivity Gets Us Nowhere, Do Not Mistake My Mission of Peace And Equality For One Of Inaction. I Am Well Prepared For The Consequences." This Is One Of The Last Letters He Would Ever Write, Save For One Where He Apologized To The Dolorosa For His Temper And Reassured Her That He Appreciated Her Concern. It's Tragic, In That Way. Oh How Cruel The World Can Be At Times. - Your Couturier
h꩜nk h꩜nk
He came over. It's on. He's getting high as globes. #substances
c< #KaraMasAMA Have tHe liNK agaiN, i liKe yOur questiONs! Https://4Ms.gle/4QDWHFy6K4SfJic28 >c
Your Honourable Tyranny, I do not miss braiding his hair and yapping about everything that annoys me. Nope.
All that's missing now is Mewtuna and his buzzing in my metafurrical ear about n33ding to shut the hell up and my life is complete.
I meant betw33n us. I've got to get better at explaining things. I've missed s33ing your resting bitch face. I can't remember the last time someone patiently listened to me yap about my gripes with the world.
生まれてから一度も、これほど恐ろしい思いをしたことはない。 AND THAT. IS SAYING FUCKING S0METHING.
Anyways. I f33l hot tonight. https://files.catbox.moe/h8nire.png
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! feel mysSelf gradually heal!ng꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ *Cough cough cough cough* help me! ꠹
D --> Not as many responses as I would have liked D --> I think everyone should request things from me
Loyalty to a secret is apparently a relic of the past; even the Void-touched lack the resolve to keep their mouths shut. Whatever happened to the art of silence?
this q&a trend seems interesting but i would probably just keep it as a thread on site instead of opening an ask box somewhere else. assuming anyone would even have anything to ask me. the line between "mysterious" and "boring" can be a fuzzy one.
H(o)n3STly, If I fInD S(o)m3(o)n3 funny 3n(o)ugh, I D(o)n'T kIll Th3m! I mIghT br3ak an arm (o)r rIp S(o)m3ThIng (o)ff, buT y(o)u'r3 fr33 T(o) g(o) If y(o)u g3T m3 T(o) laugh! If y(o)u g3T m3 T(o) l3T a h(o)nk (o)uT AND laugh, Th3n I'll punch y(o)u anD l3T y(o)u g(o). :o) #vI(o)l3nc3
:33 < trolls of alternia. :33 < just kill the drones. :33 < it'll be funny.
Imagine the go+o+d that co+uld co+me to+ Alternia if its rulers spent time actually caring fo+r the peo+ple instead o+f hating my chitts. #no+tso+vague