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D --> Okay I made a form D --> https://forms.gle/nicU8XrA3rVfeqex7 D --> You can use this to formally request me to make something for you D --> Bear in mind my work is unparalleled
tonig)(t is my bi-weekly manicure. i )(ave a very rigorous process: - full soak and was)( - t)(ree )(ours against t)(e p)(ysical grindstone, one wit)( basic nail filin for smoot)( surfaces - testin against fles)( for adequate s)(arpness. if my nails cant go six inc)(es in and kill somet)(in, its a no go. - paintin t)(em wit)( sealant to last. you )(ave to look good w)(en youre killin, you know.
this q&a trend seems interesting but i would probably just keep it as a thread on site instead of opening an ask box somewhere else. assuming anyone would even have anything to ask me. the line between "mysterious" and "boring" can be a fuzzy one.
H(o)n3STly, If I fInD S(o)m3(o)n3 funny 3n(o)ugh, I D(o)n'T kIll Th3m! I mIghT br3ak an arm (o)r rIp S(o)m3ThIng (o)ff, buT y(o)u'r3 fr33 T(o) g(o) If y(o)u g3T m3 T(o) laugh! If y(o)u g3T m3 T(o) l3T a h(o)nk (o)uT AND laugh, Th3n I'll punch y(o)u anD l3T y(o)u g(o). :o) #vI(o)l3nc3
Just a reminder t9 tag anything regarding pailing seas9n and pailing in general with the nsfw tag! Y9u w9uldn't want t9 trigger any9ne wh9 wishes t9 n9t see such c9ntent.
Beam that makes you rethink some of the fucking stupid decisions you're making right now that can potentially lead to a terrible fate.
BINGLE-BONGLE DINGLE-DANGLE YICKEDY-DOO YICKEDY-DA PING-PONG LIPPY-TAPPY TOO-TA
Remember that it is no+t o+ur jo+b to+ change every individual who+ seeks to+ hurt us. To+o+ much time and effo+rt has already been po+ured into+ that black ho+le. Yo+u can direct the po+wer o+f lo+ve to+ yo+ur co+mmunity first.
sometimes i like to lay on my back corpseways cause its relaxing. hands clasped and everything
:33 < made this on a discord call with equius. did i want to embarrass him? a little. :33 [nepeta uploads a video called "sgrub hype edit equius - after dark by mr. kitty." it is a compilation of equius brooding to a dark synth backing. it opens with low-resolution alternia-era photos of equius standing awkwardly around. then. a heavy black-and-white filter. the words: "d---> strength without mercy is tragedy." flash violently onto the scr33n in indigo. then, the beat drops as the song turns into the drift phonk remix. there are dozens of poorly done cuts, rapid desyncs. equius firing arrows, snapping objects accidentally reframed as though it were a d33p cut 'hard' moment. equius's nervous sweating reframed as masculine exhaustion. "he was built wrong for a world too weak!" the footage is equius obliterating tea cups, crying while apologizing to a hoofbeast, sweating in a collared shirt, he is clearly maturing at this point. eventually, the song drops. a slowed clip, the only video evidence nepeta has of equius smiling, is zoomed in. 400%. spark particles. the audio changes in total whiplash to "you'll be in my heart." the word "platonically" flashes on the scr33n. then. "don't get any ideas." the edit goes from overly masculine "grindset to equius's good acts. repairing what he's broken, tavros's legs, him working hard on a project (ignore that it is aradiabot). then, it cuts forward to some of his earth c acts. lifting a human's scuttlebuggy so he can change the tire, gently turning a crystal doorhandle and managing to take care not to explode it.]
Just putting these here. :) making me feel all confident. Also, because they'll get buried with how frequent i speak of dumb shit. #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77d59e969602.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b10813735498.png
I was told Trollbama needs a buff guy? I'll repost this! #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b10813735498.png
@tipsyGenostalgic #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b7e4d2c2e9c.png
No commentary for this one, to be honest. #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31264eb04ccd.png #nsfw
I didn't have a chance to share this before I went to the Gala, but here is what I wore. #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1cb57553a4a.png
Last picture didn't come out great, so here's it fixed! #nsfw #suggestive #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32a769754044.png
For the sake of Trollbama. My Visage. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1373e290d5de.png
just scroll down )(is profile for five minutes, darkleer, t)(e rest will speak for itself. )(e)(e)(e)(.
yea)(, on account of tryin to look over t)(ose mountains you call pectorals, LMAO
just wanna do a quick s)(out out to any clowns, jesters, )(arlequinns, juggalos, and any ot)(er mfs under t)(e dark carnival. i raise my fuckin glass to you. keep on doin w)(at you do best, you funny sons of beac)(es
no. never c)(ange. and... keep an eye out for an impostor runnin around. )(e looks like you, but wears suits, and operates on complete restraint. dont )(esitate to put )(im in )(is place if you see )(im. empress's orders.
