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1 am very well aware of how annoy1ng 1 can get when apprec1at1on of the male form 1s 1n play
You're free to gr1p as hard as you l1ke. 1'm repa1rable
Let's arrange 1t then. Hmu. 1t's not everyday a guy l1ke me gets a chance to gaze upon a majest1c hoodbrast w1thout compare
I need everyone to look at nny lusus, bog ol' stretchy stretch1 https://cdn.inngchest.conn/files/1646efed1bc6.png
Qu1te the oppos1te. Follow closer. My hand 1s 1n need of hold1ng.
Take A Break Sincerely, Spica.
Oh, glorious, the other fighter brought a maul~! I am in desperate need of a pounding, right now~. #Violence #Gore #NSFW #Gladiating
COME TO FELT MANOR. WE'VE GOT RUSTBLOODS. SPILLING OUT OF EVERY HOLE.
It Is Not Hard To Not Be Hemoist And Yet So Many Of You Fail So Often, Always Pointing Ire Towards Those Lower On The Caste. You Are A Disappointment.
D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes D --> I Ain't Got No Home In This World Anymore - Cisco Houston D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1qKSucFtg
//Kaine is a dom/bottom (only subs if asked/person prefers to), BUT I have an "if u could fucks Kaine" IC, and a loooot of people want him to top/dom them, and Kaine hasn't been interested. I FEEL BAD cause he can top but... make a big man cry in bed??? hot shit.
i’d (ontribute to (lown hate but frankl7 ever7one alread7 said it. fu(k ‘em
YOU CLOWNS ARE ALL THE SAME. AND I MEAN THAT IN AN INCREDIBLY MEAN SPIRITED WAY. none of you have ever formed a SINGULAR original comprehensive thought in those shriveled up little thinksponges of yours. EVERY WAKING MOMENT YOU SPEND is a SECOND WASTED. eject yourself from the surface of the planet POSTHASTE and spare us the trouble of gazing our oculars upon your GROTESQUELY PAINTED FORM.
haha shellfies!!! feat. an eridan i met!~
Ratioo
[SHE GOOGLES PREGNANT HORSES TO LOOK AT. THEY MAKE HER LAUGH. VERY FUNNY.]
There Will Be Times Where The Incredible Weight Of Being Alive Crushes You. There Will Be Times Where The Very Thought Of Leaving Your Hive Prickles at your Thinksponge And You Panic. You Will Lash Out At Those You Love And Not All Of Them Will Decide To Stay. Still, You Must Move Forward. - Your Couturier
Hm. No. ^v^ - Your Couturier
B33 < hold ur horses B33 < u can do both #pawsitivity
B33 < there is too much HATE on my f33d omg!!!! B33 < efuryone n33ds to just hold hands and make out already!!!!!!!
The clarity of your chit makes me 8elieve that is highly unlikely!
↘️countless people constantly posting advice.↘️ ↗️RELATIONSHIP ADVICE↗️ ↘️advice on how to be a better troll↘️ ↗️YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE NEVER POSTING ADVICE ABOUT?↗️ ↘️employment advice.↘️
T9 l9ve means l9ving the unl9va6le. T9 f9rgive means pard9ning the unpard9na6le. Faith means 6elieving the un6elieva6le. H9pe means h9ping when everything seems h9peless.
G99d m9rning all. Remem6er that life happens wherever y9u are. Whether y9u make it 9r n9t.
During Times Like These It Is Important To Remember That No One Is Hatched Evil. The Systems in Place Societally Condition Purplebloods To Behave The Way They Do. If You Dig Out The Weed At It's Root, The Garden Heals As A Result. - Your Couturier
:33 < having a great day today! :33 < i have even treated myself to a t33nsy shopping spr33! :33 < i have b33n able to obtain more painting supplies for my cave walls :33 < and it was cheap!! spayment wasnt even bad at all :33 #treatyourself
how long can a person not breathe and still be ok asking for kink reasons not because im concerned about someones safety or wellbeing
if there is ♯onething that will remain ♯consistent about ♯thissite its that A ♯HORSE WILL ♯ALWAYS BE ♯ONLINE
That Would Be Alright, If You Are Able To Behave Yourself. - Your Couturier
In His Final Moments, Staring Defiantly Into The Hateful Ganderbulbs Of Surrounding Trolls, The Signless Spoke, "You May Kill Me, Break Apart All I Love, And Destroy All I've Ever Known. Still You Cannot Destroy My Ideals. They Will Live On In Passages And Word Of Maw. In The Love Shown Between Castes. In The Pans Of All Who Crave Peace. Do Your Fucking Worst." #violence - Your Couturier
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If no one appreciates horse hours the Zahhaks and myself are dead.
\ ? >< ? / #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #yourebluenow #wow!
Unless...? #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #yourebluenow
D --> Thinking of horse hooves and how dainty but STRONG they are
Feelin' like watching Princess Mononoke again sometime soon. My man Ashitaka always killin' it with the bow and the solid attitude.
i should get a dog
wElL YoU NeVeR NeVeR MeT Em aNd iF ErIdAn iS HiS SlUrRy tHaT MoThErFuCkEr hAd tO Be aNnOyInG As tHe nIgHt iS LoNg. WeLl yOu gOt tHaT MoThErFuCkInG HoNsE BaDgE, yOu sTaY SiLlY. i lIkE ThAt. (o:
taller than 10 ft careful when you trip or else you WILL be suffering brain damage.
cHiTtEr sHaRiNg hEiGhTs? a mOtHeRfUcKeR 9'4" (O:
[Your name is Zuccia Caziln and your reputation precedes you. For you were once young and beautiful and had a luxurious career as a model. You posed for magazine covers across the planet, showing off all you had to offer. Alas, that was so long ago. Now, you mainly spend your nights residing around in your darling matesprit’s mansion, trying to keep yourself occupied. You absolutely adore your matesprit and all that he provides for you. In fact, he provides so much and looks out for you so much, you don’t have to do anything if you don’t want to. Not that you know how to do a lot of things in the first place. Your matesprit has staff servants who wait on you, prong and nub. This means you aren’t terribly independent. In fact, you’re so dependent on others, you’re barely trusted to make your own drinks (of which you are a self-taught master). You imbibe these homemade cocktails frequently and are notorious for your drinks being on the heavier side. Gone are your stripping days and nights posing for photo shoots. No more parties with the elite of the elite, rubbing shoulders with royalty. No more shooting lewd tapes with countless other trolls. Now, you were relegated to your Darling’s hive, bored out of your pan. You are extremely lonely; the help rarely offers any real companionship. Some would politely call you “naïve”. Some would honestly say you’re dumb as rocks. Despite all you have been through, you believe that there are good trolls out there. You know because you are one! You go out of your way to try and help others, sometimes to your own detriment. You are prone to being involved in a multitude of shenanigans of varying severity. Not that you mind. You’re always excited at the prospect of being merely involved. That being said, a majority of these shenanigans are of a sensuous nature. You’re told you bring this attention upon yourself by everyone who cares about you. That’s fine; this attention is all you really know. You’re down for 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 and that includes pailing. You’re well-known for that as well. This is just a mere factor to your reputation. You do enjoy harmless flirting, sometimes in hopes of getting more of that attention you desire. You’re known for being quite...attainable? A more harsh way of putting it is you're easy. Pailing is something you pride yourself on, given your sweeps of experience. Despite this reputation you are known for, you maintain a happy and joyous relationship with your matesprit...whose name eludes you. You’ve taken to just calling him Darling and he calls you...some name he liked better than Zuccia. He’s fully aware of these escapades you have and he’s happy for you! He engages in his own escapades with other trolls as well. But, he knows where the hive is. You have a lot of qualms, you’d say, with your relationship with Darling but where would you be without him? Certainly not living in the lap of luxury. You are eternally grateful and tend to keep your mouth shut about your issues, lest this all be swept out from under your nubs. You adore socialization and the company of others. You love every caste, every mutant, every walk of life, and could never find it in your pumper to hate. You’ve been tempted but you always find yourself forgiving those who harm you. You are often labelled a doormat but you see it as someone who believes in rehabilitation and redemption. You are endlessly fascinated with what others have to offer and share, who they are being the most wonderful thing they can be in your eyes. You have a particular fondness for highbloods, given you owe everything in your life to one. Especially highbloods who remind you of Darling! All in all, you are a peaceful troll. You prefer to keep things calm and lowkey, never being one to rock the boat or start arguments. You mind your own business and keep on keeping on! You just spend your days drinking your drinks and hoping someone will come save you from being bored.] DMs are open, #nsfw, #nsfwe, and #substance posting will be present here. Zuccia is open to quadrants, hookups, friends, friends with benefits, really anything! the woman is bored. obligatory #zucc tag
うわー、このサイトの奴らマジで皆高身長すぎ！大量に脱皮してる奴いるじゃん！このままだとアタシだけすぐミジンコになっちゃうんだけど！
:33< kitty snuggle pile go!
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THAT IS VERY SMALL I AM VERY S⧃RRY T⧃ SAY IT
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:33< be cute!
D --> Decency does not cost a caegar. Perhaps you all should try it sometime
THE M⧃UNTAIN APPRECIATES THE L⧃WER BL⧃⧃DS HERE AND THEIR PRAISE THANK Y⧃U! THE M⧃UNTAIN WILL D⧃ S⧃METHING EXTREMELY C⧃⧃L JUST F⧃R Y⧃U
"D — H⧃W D⧃ Y⧃U FEEL AB⧃UT D⧃MESTICATED H⧃⧃FBEASTS? —>" I ALS⧃ LIKE THEM! HTTPS://F⧃RMS.GLE/FWSKRAH⧃EPGUSHGM6
I must @dmit, i h@v3 d0n3 th3 s@m3 @n unf0rtun@t3 @m0unt 0f tim3s. I m@y h@v3 t0 try th0s3 h0w3v3r, sw33t s0unds g00d right n0w!¡
"D — H⧃W MUCH D⧃ Y⧃U LIFT. —>" THE HIGHEST I HAVE TESTED IS FIVE TH⧃USAND SEVEN HUNDRED P⧃UNDS WHEN I AM G⧃ING M⧃UNTAIN M⧃DE BUT I HAVE N⧃T TESTED M⧃RE "H⧃W D⧃ Y⧃U FEEL AB⧃UT WILD H⧃⧃F BEASTS?" I LIKE THEM HTTPS://F⧃RMS.GLE/NHF5RAEIWVERFR⧃V9
What ever you do, by NO means shoulld you consider eating any form of sandwich of comicall size and quantity of fillings. This is certain to seall your grislly demise.
"ARE Y⧃U MADE ⧃F R⧃CKS, Y⧃UR NAME IS THE M⧃UNTAIN AFTER ALL!!" I AM MADE ⧃F FLESH B⧃NE MEAT MUSCLE VEINS F⧃LLICLES KERATIN CHITIN AND TRACE AM⧃UNTS ⧃F GLASS SHARDS JUST LIKE ANY TR⧃LL HTTPS://F⧃RMS.GLE/DGXBH9NUD1A78LWWA
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evwerybody. i nowvw exist outside the gender binary. i am sailing wvwaters of unknowvwn hue and crashing my galleon through ice bergs of unnamed exploratory philosophies. if you need my servwices, take a right after wvwhat you thought you knewvw and sail past wvwhat you wvwish you had. this is a newvw wvworld. i am a newvw person. the ghosts of my past can speak to the old me, for the newvw me is going to be busy. nowvw pass me some of this gay bacon i havwe been hearing about.
HOLY FUCK, 1 D1D 1T!!
okay, yeah i actually do feel a lil better watching the cute lil honse prance about.
,-~~-.___ / | ' \ RUFIOH fluttered around with a new badge — BANGARANG ( ) 0 \_/-, ,----' ==== // / \-'~; /~~~(O) / __/~| / | =( _____| (_________|
,-~~-.___ / | ' \ EQUIUS galloped into frame with a new badge — HONSE, ( ) 0 \_/-, ,----' ==== // / \-'~; /~~~(O) / __/~| / | =( _____| (_________|
I remain an enigma, in some ways. That feels... satisfying. Knowing nobody has fully figured me out.
https://files.catbox.moe/xk22cg.png #tits #suggestive
i also love hot old men btw. but medium ugly is my favorite
He came over. It's on. He's getting high as globes. #substances
Um. Hello. I'm right here.
Instead xf saying crass BS like "What the c****",,, xr "what t**** fuck",,, why dxn't we simply spread jxy and say... "What the whimsy"??? Rechitt if yxu agree
may your next lover be the reason youve waited and endured for so long
I meant betw33n us. I've got to get better at explaining things. I've missed s33ing your resting bitch face. I can't remember the last time someone patiently listened to me yap about my gripes with the world.
On all levels except physical, I am an equine creature.
Anyways. I f33l hot tonight. https://files.catbox.moe/h8nire.png
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! feel mysSelf gradually heal!ng꠹
D --> Okay I made a form D --> https://forms.gle/nicU8XrA3rVfeqex7 D --> You can use this to formally request me to make something for you D --> Bear in mind my work is unparalleled
tonig)(t is my bi-weekly manicure. i )(ave a very rigorous process: - full soak and was)( - t)(ree )(ours against t)(e p)(ysical grindstone, one wit)( basic nail filin for smoot)( surfaces - testin against fles)( for adequate s)(arpness. if my nails cant go six inc)(es in and kill somet)(in, its a no go. - paintin t)(em wit)( sealant to last. you )(ave to look good w)(en youre killin, you know.
this q&a trend seems interesting but i would probably just keep it as a thread on site instead of opening an ask box somewhere else. assuming anyone would even have anything to ask me. the line between "mysterious" and "boring" can be a fuzzy one.
H(o)n3STly, If I fInD S(o)m3(o)n3 funny 3n(o)ugh, I D(o)n'T kIll Th3m! I mIghT br3ak an arm (o)r rIp S(o)m3ThIng (o)ff, buT y(o)u'r3 fr33 T(o) g(o) If y(o)u g3T m3 T(o) laugh! If y(o)u g3T m3 T(o) l3T a h(o)nk (o)uT AND laugh, Th3n I'll punch y(o)u anD l3T y(o)u g(o). :o) #vI(o)l3nc3
Just a reminder t9 tag anything regarding pailing seas9n and pailing in general with the nsfw tag! Y9u w9uldn't want t9 trigger any9ne wh9 wishes t9 n9t see such c9ntent.
Beam that makes you rethink some of the fucking stupid decisions you're making right now that can potentially lead to a terrible fate.
BINGLE-BONGLE DINGLE-DANGLE YICKEDY-DOO YICKEDY-DA PING-PONG LIPPY-TAPPY TOO-TA
Remember that it is no+t o+ur jo+b to+ change every individual who+ seeks to+ hurt us. To+o+ much time and effo+rt has already been po+ured into+ that black ho+le. Yo+u can direct the po+wer o+f lo+ve to+ yo+ur co+mmunity first.
sometimes i like to lay on my back corpseways cause its relaxing. hands clasped and everything
:33 < made this on a discord call with equius. did i want to embarrass him? a little. :33 [nepeta uploads a video called "sgrub hype edit equius - after dark by mr. kitty." it is a compilation of equius brooding to a dark synth backing. it opens with low-resolution alternia-era photos of equius standing awkwardly around. then. a heavy black-and-white filter. the words: "d---> strength without mercy is tragedy." flash violently onto the scr33n in indigo. then, the beat drops as the song turns into the drift phonk remix. there are dozens of poorly done cuts, rapid desyncs. equius firing arrows, snapping objects accidentally reframed as though it were a d33p cut 'hard' moment. equius's nervous sweating reframed as masculine exhaustion. "he was built wrong for a world too weak!" the footage is equius obliterating tea cups, crying while apologizing to a hoofbeast, sweating in a collared shirt, he is clearly maturing at this point. eventually, the song drops. a slowed clip, the only video evidence nepeta has of equius smiling, is zoomed in. 400%. spark particles. the audio changes in total whiplash to "you'll be in my heart." the word "platonically" flashes on the scr33n. then. "don't get any ideas." the edit goes from overly masculine "grindset to equius's good acts. repairing what he's broken, tavros's legs, him working hard on a project (ignore that it is aradiabot). then, it cuts forward to some of his earth c acts. lifting a human's scuttlebuggy so he can change the tire, gently turning a crystal doorhandle and managing to take care not to explode it.]
Just putting these here. :) making me feel all confident. Also, because they'll get buried with how frequent i speak of dumb shit. #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77d59e969602.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b10813735498.png
I was told Trollbama needs a buff guy? I'll repost this! #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b10813735498.png
@tipsyGenostalgic #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b7e4d2c2e9c.png
No commentary for this one, to be honest. #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31264eb04ccd.png #nsfw
I didn't have a chance to share this before I went to the Gala, but here is what I wore. #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1cb57553a4a.png
Last picture didn't come out great, so here's it fixed! #nsfw #suggestive #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32a769754044.png
For the sake of Trollbama. My Visage. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1373e290d5de.png
just scroll down )(is profile for five minutes, darkleer, t)(e rest will speak for itself. )(e)(e)(e)(.
yea)(, on account of tryin to look over t)(ose mountains you call pectorals, LMAO
just wanna do a quick s)(out out to any clowns, jesters, )(arlequinns, juggalos, and any ot)(er mfs under t)(e dark carnival. i raise my fuckin glass to you. keep on doin w)(at you do best, you funny sons of beac)(es
no. never c)(ange. and... keep an eye out for an impostor runnin around. )(e looks like you, but wears suits, and operates on complete restraint. dont )(esitate to put )(im in )(is place if you see )(im. empress's orders.
