♣ mediated by @sufferingGxspel
𖦹 Button pressing is an art. 𖦹
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𖦹 NO DON'T LOOK AT THAT 𖦹
𖦹 Actually you know what I wouldn't mind givin dat yeehaw guy a ride 𖦹
Glad to see you finally putting your time to good use. The written art suits you. Why not continue to focus your efforts here rather than causing problems? - John 6:62
𖦹 Me when I'm about to head to a specific church 𖦹
[OKAY 80 MAY NOT $OUND LIKE MU#H BUT IMAGINE 80 BULGE$ IN YOUR FA#E HOLY $HIIIT #N$FW]
𖦹 Don't know what da cloning thing is about but my mangosteen could not handle two of me. 𖦹
𖦹 Yall think I can get my lil mangosteen to laugh? 𖦹
𖦹 You ever mind your business and ya slug just start talkin 𖦹
get a gun #violence #gore
𖦹 Listen I can't help it plus. Now dey gonna know.. 𖦹
𖦹 I was tryna be discreet! 𖦹
𖦹 You don't like dose? 𖦹
𖦹 Thinkin bout how dat selfie I took for a certain someone™ also has an alternate slug-out version. Not one to post my friend publicly but if he asked.... ;^) 𖦹
𖦹 Can't guarantee dat, chief 𖦹
𖦹 @sufferingGxspel Answer da question. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4ef57e78bcd.png #nsfw 𖦹
𖦹 Might fuck around and join a church for certain religious exemptions. Might still shoot da slurry anyway. Who knows. #nsfw 𖦹
𖦹 I got somethin for you don't worry. 𖦹
𖦹 Feelin cute. Might hit up a church. Might blow kisses from da back pew. Who knows. 𖦹
𖦹 .... Nay, I shan't. 𖦹
𖦹 So if you chaste and allat like... when you get horny do you just look at it. Like just look at ya bulge and wait for it to stop or #nsfw 𖦹
𖦹 Not my fault you out here puttin out leg! 𖦹
𖦹 Dis a lil provocative, Father, ionno. 𖦹
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𖦹 Okay okay I believe you..... My bad podna 𖦹
𖦹 Where ya church at I'm tryna learn whatcha believe in. Maybe I'm not sinnin fr 𖦹
𖦹 Not a damn thing you right. 𖦹
whats stopping you??
𖦹 Yall mind if I wild out? 𖦹
𖦹 I wanna kiss dat priest. 𖦹
𖦹 I sense hesitation. A lil temptation don't hurt nobody. 𖦹
𖦹 Ionno when I sin I'm kinna clean widdit... Dat could be you too Father I could show you da ropes. 𖦹
cronus amporas guide to the ladies a prelude #nsfvw #nsfvwe #cagttl alright, the masses begged and i deliwvered. novw, i need no introduction. im cronus ampora, lovwe me or hate me, you secretly and shamefully wvant me. wvere gonna be going babe by babe, but i think itd be smart to start wvith some general stuff. most important rule: if youre hot enough you can get avway vwith anything. you see hovw the site imploded ovwer that one guy for being kinda skeewvy? it wvas because he had a receding hairline. you dont see any of that happening to anyone else, no matter hovw much theyre talking about banging clovwns or the pregnancy aoe blast or begging to be beaten and bruised. its because vwere all hot. if someone thinks youre a bad guy, theyll wvant you to be ugly. ivwe got gals saying drawvings of me should be pimplier, because they equate looks wvith morality. so, you vwant babes? you gotta be at least a 7 to follovw the tips im gonna lay out. next thing: you gotta knowv hovw to figure out vwhat people vwant. i mean, wve all wvant the same thing: satisfaction. people go on and on about philosophy, but evweryone vwants pleasure and vwants to avwoid pain. sure, vwhat those look like might be swvapped for some people, but the principle stands. hedonism vwins evwery time. but you gotta figure out wvhat flavwor peoples hedonism takes. most common thing i see is that a gal vwould totally go for it, but she wvants both to feel good and to keep her dignity at the same time. there are twvo angles of attack here, but they both inwvolvwe putting you twvo on the same lewvel. pull her dovwn or push yourself up. make her feel like she barely ewven deservwes you, then generously offer yourself on a silwver platter. nowv this assumes that she actually vwants dignity, because itll look like that for some babes, but then they actually vwant you to take charge and get off to you stealing their dignity, vwell get into that later. final point i think, nevwer change yourself for a wvoman. wve aint looking for something real long-term, though if you can swving that great, a babe liwving in the same hivwe as you is a babe you can hawve fun wvith vwhenevwer you wvant. but vwhat i mean is, it just aint vworth it. you can do wvhatevwer they ask, change hovwewver, it vwont matter. look at me. i used to be a total dwveeb, realized people didnt like me, i changed. didnt matter, i still got treated the same. you think that if i start being all nice and polite and respectful nowv that itll change hovw im treated? nah, first impressions are ewverything. im a cronus, anything i say is ewvil. just ask that one cro, hell tell you howv much he gets shat on just for havwing the name. nah, i embrace vwho i am, im mask off. im not saying you gotta be honest, but dont lie to yourself, thats for other people. thats for folks vwho dont think theyre hedonists, vwho hold themselvwes up to some sorta moral grandstanding. all thats left for any of us is seeking sensory delight. anything else is just wvindowv dressing. i guess to close this section, im sure this is gonna get a lotta losers in the comments saying they didnt read it, or that im a vwirgin, or that this stuff wvould newver vwork. to them, i say... it has, it does, and it wvill. you aint all so complex as you make yourselwves out to be. wve all see those confessions, people vwant me. you should see howv my dms look. it really aint hard for me to get some if im in the mood. i make for a good punching bag, but that doesnt change that i keep wvinning. look forwvard to part 1, im starting off on a high note vwith one of my fawvorite gals, ill be teaching you all hovw to get rosies to soak through their panties for you.
I Am Imagining You Much Smaller With Little Wiggler Shoes And Tearing Up
> then kill more? > tfw simple solution to a simple problem.
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