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Can confirm, good beam I liked it
Now that I’ve handled the chores and replaced a couple cracked windows I can check how things are progressing with that batch with the cherries is going I’m thinking scholar blood for it but idk depends how dry it is #blood #substances
My assassination tactics, however, are excellent
chicken soup acquired added some crackers to it good stuff
Splits myself into two (or more) for the purpose of having soup while still doing my chores
:(
Let me just finish cleaning this hallway and then I'll be along
I mean it is less about the actual work, and more about it is nice to hang out and help my friends and get fruit preserves. Like I feel rewarded, yes. And I'm enjoying myself.
Aurelia just comes and hands me a list when I get up, and then if I need more tasks I just follow her and start doing whatever she's doing
oh well there 7ou go then. asked and answered
ehehe
\ n >< n / #greatnews! #alreadyqueued #juniorisworkingon #maidbadge #somedelayexpected
oka7 well i was just making a dumb joke about maid and made being homophones but uh if 7ou want a badge made, 7ou mainl7 just get an image and ask @imjunior. there’s a queue, i think, but not reall7 an7 requirements be7ond an image, a title, and a des(ription
Do you want new thralls. I can get you new thralls.
I’ve got the garden and the animals, as always. I think Lucian mentioned we’re doing a church raid later but I can get this shit done first xoxo
D --> What a wonderful thing that would be
Yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Fuck yes.
There's really something here. Windmill later?
!!!! Practice on me I mean with me I mean
LET'S. FUCKING. GO.
One night I shall host an event of open sword combat. It will be quite #nsfw, for no work is safe near unsheathed bllades.
I'm delighted to! I am having a very good time hanging out.
I can do that, yes.
:33 < heck yeah i do???
:33 < gosh that sounds like fun
Yeah it is actually really effective it's how we get a lot of our coins
He uses his magic to light up a glass fishbowl and we put it in the road and if people stop or slow their carriages to see what it is I go out in Bear from and mug them
I'm bored I'm going to convince Lucian to come and do The Orb bit with me
:)!!!!
...that's really nice
Close but not quite what I waaant. Also I'm just a guest here, it isn't my castle
Of course. I will write a formal letter of invitation if it would help.
We would be pleased to host you, if you wish.
Fury is being a bitch about her stupid trail ride for her stupid health do you want to leave the pasture or not
Yay yay yippee
Instantly
No, I love visiting the castle. It's just nice to also be able to bother you instsntly
I am so glad vampires have cellphones.
Soliciting the internet for sparring partners because I spent all that time building a covered duelling arena and I don't want to only use it with Luci
All the more reason to discard your names regularly yikes
Shall I make a formal introduction as the closest thing we have to a Lady of the House
My mother kind of fucking obviously didn't actually name me Velvet Now given my mom didn't actually want to name me at all but my papa didn't name me Velvet EITHER Names are fake they're cute little labels we stick on shit much bigger than our bones and you can should and must discard them when they don't fit anymore
God I am whatever the opposite of a bull is I see a blue boy and it's like a cat spotting a mouse I guess
Now, not to be indelicate, but I think some of the people on my feed would look real nice in the palace dungeon with the other bitches we keep on tap Maybe we should open applications for that, too #vagueposting
If the invention of the firearm couldn't make me shut the fuck up +5 Kull Score won't do it
Oh, bother. I hope you have time to practice!
Yeah, it's a whole mess. I'm just glad I didn't turn myself.
Wild, that's... around here if you can't turn into /something/ that can fly there's something seriously wrong with you Glad they're doing better at least, damn
Would. Next question.
THANKS Chao helped and I got such a bad sunburn for this
YES! FINALLY! Now the internet can see how cute I am
Step two is figuring out how to post a picture I took with a camera to this stupid site Devil in hell if you answer endling prayers... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0f46ab90276.png
Don't pity me I have never used a camera before.
If I get started early enough and bust my ass, Aurelia can have a day off
I'm not going to give your cat a beam attack. I was just imagining him with one.
Oh, how lovely. It makes me want to... frolic?
Since Aurelia got a pic done earlier I'll try and get a picture with myself and the boys lol
It's possible. I'm gonna come float around as if drawn by the scent of the pie
D --> Those with eyes to see would understand that housekeeping staff of all types and personalities have honour and value and should be treated with utmost respect and paid lots of money for their work D --> Even if they hate (or "hate") the job
Vamera.
hm. vampire camera...
Chao is still not done his fucking chores I am so annoyed about it
Oh, very nice.
Where did you get this done on such short notice
There is not however a soul under there I misplaced that at some point (my birth)
Idk I've done some shit but in the end you have to find a way to live with yourself even if you can't live with anyone else Wherever you go there you are you gotta forgive yourself and find a way to become someone you don't feel the need to apologize for being
I just start going in everyone's ask boxes and start interrogating their opinions on at what point does someone no longer have the right to attempt to become a less harmful individual and then when they answer I ask if their answer changes if some of their harmful traits can never in fact be changed
D --> Haha D --> Unfortunately it is not especially practical for my specific work
D --> This has frills and a tailcoat does that count enough for #maidmonday D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a074b38907ef.png
I feel like "members of our rival House may show up and try and kill you" should be in the waiver
I've got uhhhh Bridle The Wind day that still wigs me out tbh
We write a small anthology of all the ways it has been genuinely frightening or hazardous to our health over the course of the last 100 years?
I would say we should put a warning on the employment ad regarding the minor-to-moderate sex pest banter that happens in the House all the time but I've seen this site and I think it honestly may be a draw for some people #suggestive
BullSHIT it is you just wanted to cop a feel #suggestive
I was not going to answer when I didn't know for sure Also don't act like you're innocent I know you did NOT need to be that thorough in your "measurements" last month
I did that exactly once because you said, quote, "do you think this supportive garment is working I worry I'm going to bounce out of it"
print("in that case i apologise for my ignorance") print("i will try to be more learned on topics like this soon")
Exactly, platonic ideal of a shirt for me And ever since we altered the new version to accommodate spiral lacing it's been comfy as hell
I loveeee that thing it makes me feel so hot and evil
We still wear iterations of these to this day
A fun Velvet fact is the only reason our place of employment has uniforms is because I thought the boss was clocking that I was planning to kill him so when he went out for the day I asked Aurelia to design and create specialized fits in House Dracula colours for everyone tailored to their jobs and personal sensibilities Without asking or consulting him He just came home to his castle and found out that we had uniforms now and it was my idea As a bizarro mindgame This was 300 years ago
I should start Lucianposting on main I think everyone would understand my mental illness if they saw my boss
Maybe I'm just annoyed nobody ever has a henchwoman kink Aurelia gets all the fun #nsfw
Actually yk what I'll keep swinging I think if you can't get down with an actual practical house staff uniform it's not actually a thing for maids it's a thing for skimpy servitude and that's fine but you gotta admit that to yourself if you wanna be taken seriously I have not seen a single full length skirt outside of the one Aurelia put me in this evening and I think that's cowardice #nsfw #mildly
D --> Regretfully as much as I respect maids and butlers, I am not the type to don the outfit myself D --> I hope this is understandable
D --> ..Sorry
I think maids are probably only blanket statement sexy until you live somewhere that actually has one and it's not a kink thing Especially if you let her boss you around now it's just a lady in a dress and she's hot on her own merits completely divorced from the dress Also to swing at the hornet's nest the traditional actual dresses are better #nsfw
Yeah, exactly.
Closer, I suppose. This would be... cosplay?
Hm. Perhaps growing up with a household staff diminishes the effectiveness of this particular statement for me.
This is NOT a work uniform, no
Noted. Thank you.
How do you expect to get anything done with that many petticoats?
Is that not the purpose of a maid uniform? How curious.
𝒯𝑜 𝓌𝒽𝑜𝓂 𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇𝓃, I suppose I am pleased to see appreciation for domestic labourers, whatever the exact motivations may be... 𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀𝒻𝓊𝓁𝓁𝓎? 𝒯.𝐹.
Deeply unfair something so good is so bad for me
Ugh yes and it burns my mouth but they're also so fucking yummy Forbidden sweet and spicy treat
Oh I can help with that
Oh sick that's ready? Yesssss I'll get something going just gotta visit my bees
No of course not that would be skulduggerous (did you get me the peaches I need for that)
You do a lot more lifting and carrying shit in the day to day so it makes sense to me tbh? Maybe if I keep hauling and building shit for you I can build those muscles more
Q: How strong are you? A: So admittedly my bench is not the best for a vampire from my bloodline, my raw bench is like 1,000, deadlift is about 1,300? Practically speaking I'm more of a dexterity fighter. As far as martial strength I'm pretty proud of myself for being able to go toe to toe with some of Ververona's nastiest. https://forms.gle/WbSzqcu7Tj6xJFDa7
And I will definitely appreciate that And helping him out of it
I'm sure Chao will appreciate it if nothing else
Yes
Like I said I am willing to wear it Once Though like my other outfit /is/ my uniform in my defense
I love him. I will give him so many treats.
I want to remind you of how often I have to fix or replace my hunting clothes
I appreci8 your input gr8ly.
Q: Miss Velvet would you be willing to wear a maid dress? As part of a new uniform initiative. A: Uh I mean sure but I'd destroy it really fast considering how much of my work is outside and/or violent in nature so I guess I'd wear it ONCE. ( https://forms.gle/WbSzqcu7Tj6xJFDa7 )
Oh 100% would I know him especially if you take pictures for his wife
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c< gOld wOrKs just fiNe, actually, at least 4 Me >c
He barely pays attention to this shit as is he’s too busy with the schemes
Honestly yeah we could be hiring We have the budget for it after I raided that caravan lmao open up a google form
Accidentally starting an argument on the internet aside that was informative I can't even pretend Aurelia was wrong about calling me a "pale slut" now that I understand the term, SIGHS I guess I do keep saying I could always be sluttier
They really are what the fuck is up with that actually I've had better help when the bossman says I'm taking too long and makes the skeletons help Maybe we need to hire another necromancer
I still think we could have held that farm if we applied ourselves
I resent the implication I have previously started a war
Cheese Onion is a precious baby.
I think about it for 15 seconds and I realize I am something of a whore in this kind of new relationship I just found out about 5 seconds ago I mean I'm a whore in a general sense but it's exciting and innovative to me to know it's multipurpose
:33 < quit mewr job!! :33 < live with me in the woods and be my vampire wife!! :33 < we can hunt and kill togefurr!!
I don’t have to ask for that I simply receive it
That would be nice. I'll finish up in the garden for now, then.
I do fight Miss Velvet often. We could spar if you wanted, too. If it will cause you trouble or issue or anything, that is the furthest from what I want and I will put the idea to bed.
unfortunately that does kind of make me want to, but I'm not going to. I just thought it might have been fun to test out that fighting arena.
Everybody needs a hobby, yes. I am constantly engaging in recreational activities, too.
Probably not. Just something to pass the time.
:o I'm making tea. Wanna tell me about it over a cup?
I do understand. I am just giggling about the whole theoretical exchange
It IS really funny. I think she'd even get over it
And she would. Bully you immediately, I mean
Ok I better get back to work
only if ya want to! Dont feel pressureD or nothin
Yeah, on it
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Okay, I'll be along presently
That's very fair
Oh that does sound nice
Theoretically a beam that turns people into Meenah. In practice just a silly thing I wanna say
Oh, yay!!! Cherry sounds good, please
Cleanliness beam
I promise not to make a mess in the rock crushers.
Oh, yay, rock crushers! You have no need to worry about my health or safety at all, and may in fact assign me more dangerous tasks if they would free more of your time
Yeah, I just was not really anticipating being depicted in any sort of story and it did not really make me most pleased. I appreciate your understanding.
Aurelia added to list of people I would kill for.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I hear ewe. But I do this out of passion, love 'n enthusiasm, for the craft. That's my pay. I'd rather not involve nobody who ain't lookin' t'be involved. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < As it stands. I'd prefer t'delete or scrub all mentions of Kris from the fic. Unless @malleablePersonage expressly and unequivocally consents t'havin' it up, it doesn't really matter t'me all that much how many did or didn't like it. Kris shouldn't be in it.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ain't none 'o that necessary. Post'll be removed o Kris content. It was meant t'be a port of a work written outta appreciation fer Kris's account, beams, 'n kind remarks. It clearly didn't land with Kris, and that's fine. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I write fanfics for free. There are no royalties, 'cause it's, aforementioned, for free. Someone requested an "INFINITE BEAMS FIC" made about "MY FRIEND KRIS". Clearly they didn't involve @malleablePersonage beforehand. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < No more Kris works though. Easy fix.
I will probably just let it slide as it was not ill intentioned. I appreciate your willingness to hunt someone down for me
Work of fiction.
I log on to take my smoke break after a long multiple days of building a fucking windmill Hey Chittr
Horses do NOT like it when you do frontflips for them
Oh, no worries on that end. There will be some pep in my step in no time.
thank you! You, too! We'll get our game together soon, I think.
Delighted to be of service.
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You got it Sunflower I was being such an active and present older sister and clanmate and we were. Building important hunting skills through play. Yep.
Oh fuck it's past midnight I slept the fuck in Whoops Uh what's good chittr I am so behind on my chores
it's quite alright, I can multitask.
Maybe the real two copper coins are the friends we made along the way.
Oh, it will certainly be done well.
YEAH! HYPE MOMENT!
never thought about it that way youve really opened up my third ass here and given me the red velvet suppository its beautiful really im touched i gotta try that sometimes