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Cheese Onion has successfully deterred some paladins. I think he really likes his beam attack.
Ooh, cats in a box...
Snrk
I loafed around with my kismesis for most of it, trying to distract her from her paperwork. There was a brief moment this morning where I taught a kitty a beam attack, and now, having retrieved some pastries and meat to make up for getting the pantry destroyed, I am lying down on the lawn.
Of course.
(*ᵕᴗᵕ)⁾⁾ ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-
I think even if you can't always WEAR the very elegant thing, you could probably have it anyways, right?
Oh, that's super interesting. That's half vampire, right?
@tipsyGlamour @packageHandler @emptyEyes @sunflowerGardens 8=l < A reply to each w001d not suffice so to all of you I give a collective 8//x < AAAAAAAHH
Okay, I'm gonna go deal with the paladins Why are there so many Paladins I thought these things took years to train surely they should be running out
NOT A BIG FAN OF THE PALADINS. NOT A BIG FAN.
That's fair. Whatever you decide to do, I hope you get your fill of delicious, nourishing blood.
Gosh! 'm real delighted t' be received like this too!
This'll 'elp me fill out th' rest of m' schedule a lot...!! Sounds rather busy, and I like busy!!! Eeheh...!
:33< beats meow mice taste betpurr than they do make good drawing tools
:33< i mean ms paint has transpurrency nyow in some things :33< we even have layers nyow :33< a lots changed about it theyre slowly making it a funtional clawption :33< they meowstly like it fur the fact they can say :33< "yeah i did this in ms paint with a mouse" and blow peopurr away
8=l < An unruly young man indeed 8=l < His heart lies elsewhere, I can respect that
8=l < I enjoy the way you describe this cat
8=l < While I prefer intelligent animals, there is something highly charming about a stupid cat 8=l < I must a% 8=l < Is he orange
Yeah, okay. That was a cool lightning beam though
Excellent. I shall have to get you cleared for sparring sometime, I could use some work with the sword.
8=l < Ah, your chickens are smart 8=l < All men love a good show of leatherwork 8=l < The cockerels will be properly wooed
sleepy kitty city, as overseen by weasel wife
Not right now I'm just really upset and not thinking clearly Can I come get fur on your dress
Honestly though I highly recommend just finding a child in the woods and taking it as your own this is working out great for me
:33< yayyy im gonna eat it!
Exorcism beam? Decimation exorcism barrage? Banishing strikes?
So Amaranth is JUST HERE TO BE A BITCH I SEE HOW IT IS!!!
In lieu of sharing my own dogshit poetry and in light of the kick in the cock I just got, go read uhhh We Have Enough Dead Friends by Lena Oleanderson
You know, I've mentioned a few times on here that I have a kid, but now that I have the Vampire Camera (tm), I got my partner to capture something I've been working on with her. Here's my baby I found in a bush, she's like seven. ((Art by @sunflowerGardens))
@sunflowerGardens 8=l < Your order for 32 chicken saddles is completed 8=l < I will be sending the bo%es to the location I visited befoal 8=l < May you find tiny jockeys for your chickens
I feel like being grounded means I actually am encouraged to do chores
Pro Tip for the modern villain: If you can identify the emotional heart of any adventuring party/council/general organization you can usually skip having to murder all of them because then the remaining group cannibalize itself in despair This is a skill I can teach you THIS POST SPONSORED BY THE PALADINS OUTSIDE, WHO I AM GOING TO /GET/ I /SEE/ YOUR SOFT SPOKEN AND SEEMINGLY FRAIL LIGHTWEAVER #violence
Big kitty...
Starting to think I can and should sell "objectively cooler vampirism" turning to the multiverse because wym you can't even shapeshift next you're gonna tell me there's no innate access to profane magics
Velvet can do whatever she wants, you see
You know considering how obnoxious I am I’m shocked my scores are so comparatively even Flattering really
8=l < I am too late for 8=l < I dislike typing this tag 8=l < "#titstuesday" 8=l < But I offer this picture of me living my best life regardless
8=l < Sometimes internet trends seem fun [VIDEO POSTED] He's standing in a tank top and bare arms. He's got a watermelon. Lifting an arm up to fle%, he puts the watermelon between his bicep and forearm, then easily fle%es. The watermelon crushes quickly, pink juice dripping down his %in and off his arm. A chunk falls that he fumbles to catch, but he has the other half at least. He takes a bite right through the rind as he lazily reaches to cut the feed. Just fucking troll things.
8=l < If you can't figured out what to do with the rest of the milk 8=l < You'll know e%actly where to send it
8=D < Oh goodness that w001d be lovely, thank you!
8=l < May I get three gallons of strawberry milk? There's a lot of people at this hive and I want enough for all.
8=l < @sunflowerGardens 8=l < I have made one 8=l < If it is suitable I can have my automatons produce as many as necessary [PHOTO POSTED] There's a stuffed chicken. Like, a stuffed animal toy chicken. Vaguely real chicken sized, at least. It has a saddle on it. Very similar to a horse saddle, but flattened and shaped to be flat and raised between folded wings. There's straps around the chest and body, chickens have a different body plan and need different securing than a horse saddle does. There's tassels and etching in the leather, it's surprisingly ornate for how small it is. A few different photos close up showing detail work.
Hey, I’m late because I was out, Fury is my horse, but since Aurelia’s pumping her out, bribe her with peppermints.
Oh. Yes, of course. I'll get right to work
8=l < Once I get the measurements I need, you won't be disappointed in me
8=l < I assure you I will not weigh that much 8=l < I will come in the morning as I have plans later in the day
8=l < You honor me with your thoughtfulness 8=l < I'll need the back support one 8=l < My unguligrade prostheti% are currently not in my possession 8=l < I have others but they're not as nice
8=l < I wonder if she'd judge me acceptstable...
8=l < Brilliant beast, I adore her
8=l < I'll need a lick then
8=l < A shire! 8=l < Oh I do love shires 8=l < I've based my horse identity off of a shire
8=D < Stables? 8=l < Milk w001d be great 8=l < Strawberry if you have flavored varieties 8=l < But plain is fine
8=l < Very well 8=l < I will come tomorrow
teenage? i am literally a twenty something i could be master azazel if i really applied myself
doting on a dhampir in the house of dracula.
Okay. As long as you will be alright. And if you need anything, you can text me, okay?
It is of some comfort. I will fret a little bit but not a lot
And between us, no problem we can't solve
I volunteer to test the pie
Hey, only one way to make eternity bearable and that’s cooperation.
I will spend today fixing my old coffin so Aurelia can keep flooding it.
While I have been at Castle Dracula, I have been mentally affixing "vampire" to most activities I do. My vampire chores. Do the vampire dishes, then the vampire gardening...
Very funny that spending time in the castle is "staying out of trouble".
Oh that sounds really nice. Navigating your traps, too.
There's something uniquely freeing about knowing from the moment of your birth that you're a monster and there will never be a version of you that can be called good without there having to be nuance surrounding that label Due to traits you cannot change It really frees you up to like just sort of accept yourself and your ugliness If you're not planning on going to heaven, go to Mir and all that
Longass sentence to say I'm feeling evil again
I'm awake. I am going to feed Cheese Onion and make breakfasts, and then? You guessed it. Chore time. I will be done nice and early this time, I believe.
You know, I don't NEED an invitation to come in, but it's always gratifying to get one Humans are so chill in the future
You are the only fucker around here I respect
Been working my ass off committing to the bit btw
You deserve to show them tf up
Oh, okay. Then I will accept several attentions! Hi, Aurelia!!!
I will not accept two attentions?
Then consider it a priority, Aurelia!
Well, I'll just have to make sure to get more for both of us when I go. Easy solution.
Okay. I have had pastry time. These would in fact get me to go to church.
I have arrived at... church. I will retrieve these pious pastries presently, and make haste from this place
It seems likely, yes. I'll head out in a little bit, once I am upright
In light of current social media trends we should finish the job application so people can leave their unsafe work environment for OUR unsafe work environment Ever wanted to live in a gothic castle at the whims of a mildly to moderately mentally disturbed vampire lord Have I got a job for you
I think every time I see a guy post something that bad on my feed I am going to go out kill and eat a guy just like, as reparations for womenkind #violence #cannibalism ? #vampirismtechnically
Event for me where I run around this castle like it's Scooby Doo while the vampires try and hunt me down
See I keep telling him this and I think it just makes him want to lurder me even more
I was NOT in fact hired to get fucked by my boss, I was hired to get MURDERED by my boss if he can ever confirm my incredibly obvious secret he definitely already suspects #nsfw
Thanks man I was wondering what to put in this stone hearth in my house it looks perfect
His name is cheese onion 😭
Found it! Portrait from our trip to his home village, I made him be in every portrait with me as proof I was allowed to dress like that lol https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0fc668291b75.png
I will not be posting a selfie but just know my hand is fully in this jar of preserves holy FUCK this is so good.
...I simply CANNOT help myself though
...noted. thank you!
I can stomach that, I think, if you will continue to ply me with snacks and companionship
I just figured it would be nice to share. I'll be hard at work again today, but just let me know when it is mealtime, I'll be there shortly.
#mybreakfast is the rest of the tarts I bought in town. Except one for Aurelia.
*covered in bite marks* you should see the other guy *smash cut to the two of them sleeping soundly*
Oh, nooooooo. This is terrible.
Silly cartoon sneaking music as I loom over you like one of those feratus
thank you again for that. I'll be sure to indulge in something quite sweet.
my shopping is coming along alright, I should be back... not soon, but soon enough. any special requests you did not write down?
noted!
...I'm totally going to have a footrace with Magnum later.
Oh, on some don't mind if I do type shit.
Hey, it's my job, isn't it? :P
Oh, if it would be of help, yeah, okay. I'll take Magnum into town. You can continue to tend to Cheese Onion a while longer!
not terrible, but I kind of want to go for a run today anyways
hm. Maybe I will open up a hyperbeam so you can all sit with me and listen to music and stuff while I finish up my list. I am gonna head off to market soon, and I guess that I will run instead of fly or teleport.
I do like his attentions, but it is a good name. He's Cheese Onion. Like that's just him.
⫸ i think birch is 4 cute n4me!
Cheese Onion is a great name.
if, for instance, every time I was eating apples they showed up for the crunch, and they always ate my fries out of the bag. apple fries.
Okay, well. I guess you're trapped. I'll get to work on meals in a moment, so enjoy your cat snuggles.
Trapped under treacherous paws. Mweheheheheh.
mayo pickle patty
Can confirm, good beam I liked it
Now that I’ve handled the chores and replaced a couple cracked windows I can check how things are progressing with that batch with the cherries is going I’m thinking scholar blood for it but idk depends how dry it is #blood #substances
My assassination tactics, however, are excellent
chicken soup acquired added some crackers to it good stuff
Splits myself into two (or more) for the purpose of having soup while still doing my chores
:(
Let me just finish cleaning this hallway and then I'll be along
I mean it is less about the actual work, and more about it is nice to hang out and help my friends and get fruit preserves. Like I feel rewarded, yes. And I'm enjoying myself.
Aurelia just comes and hands me a list when I get up, and then if I need more tasks I just follow her and start doing whatever she's doing
oh well there 7ou go then. asked and answered
ehehe
\ n >< n / #greatnews! #alreadyqueued #juniorisworkingon #maidbadge #somedelayexpected
oka7 well i was just making a dumb joke about maid and made being homophones but uh if 7ou want a badge made, 7ou mainl7 just get an image and ask @imjunior. there’s a queue, i think, but not reall7 an7 requirements be7ond an image, a title, and a des(ription
Do you want new thralls. I can get you new thralls.
I’ve got the garden and the animals, as always. I think Lucian mentioned we’re doing a church raid later but I can get this shit done first xoxo
D --> What a wonderful thing that would be
Yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Fuck yes.
There's really something here. Windmill later?
!!!! Practice on me I mean with me I mean
LET'S. FUCKING. GO.
One night I shall host an event of open sword combat. It will be quite #nsfw, for no work is safe near unsheathed bllades.
I'm delighted to! I am having a very good time hanging out.
I can do that, yes.
:33 < heck yeah i do???
:33 < gosh that sounds like fun
Yeah it is actually really effective it's how we get a lot of our coins
He uses his magic to light up a glass fishbowl and we put it in the road and if people stop or slow their carriages to see what it is I go out in Bear from and mug them
I'm bored I'm going to convince Lucian to come and do The Orb bit with me
:)!!!!
...that's really nice
Close but not quite what I waaant. Also I'm just a guest here, it isn't my castle
Of course. I will write a formal letter of invitation if it would help.
We would be pleased to host you, if you wish.
Fury is being a bitch about her stupid trail ride for her stupid health do you want to leave the pasture or not
Yay yay yippee
Instantly
No, I love visiting the castle. It's just nice to also be able to bother you instsntly
I am so glad vampires have cellphones.
Soliciting the internet for sparring partners because I spent all that time building a covered duelling arena and I don't want to only use it with Luci
All the more reason to discard your names regularly yikes
Then you'll get on great I'll see what I can do
Shall I make a formal introduction as the closest thing we have to a Lady of the House
My mother kind of fucking obviously didn't actually name me Velvet Now given my mom didn't actually want to name me at all but my papa didn't name me Velvet EITHER Names are fake they're cute little labels we stick on shit much bigger than our bones and you can should and must discard them when they don't fit anymore
God I am whatever the opposite of a bull is I see a blue boy and it's like a cat spotting a mouse I guess
Now, not to be indelicate, but I think some of the people on my feed would look real nice in the palace dungeon with the other bitches we keep on tap Maybe we should open applications for that, too #vagueposting
If the invention of the firearm couldn't make me shut the fuck up +5 Kull Score won't do it
Oh, bother. I hope you have time to practice!
Yeah, it's a whole mess. I'm just glad I didn't turn myself.
Wild, that's... around here if you can't turn into /something/ that can fly there's something seriously wrong with you Glad they're doing better at least, damn
Would. Next question.
THANKS Chao helped and I got such a bad sunburn for this
YES! FINALLY! Now the internet can see how cute I am
Step two is figuring out how to post a picture I took with a camera to this stupid site Devil in hell if you answer endling prayers... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0f46ab90276.png
Don't pity me I have never used a camera before.
If I get started early enough and bust my ass, Aurelia can have a day off
I'm not going to give your cat a beam attack. I was just imagining him with one.
Oh, how lovely. It makes me want to... frolic?
Since Aurelia got a pic done earlier I'll try and get a picture with myself and the boys lol
It's possible. I'm gonna come float around as if drawn by the scent of the pie
D --> Those with eyes to see would understand that housekeeping staff of all types and personalities have honour and value and should be treated with utmost respect and paid lots of money for their work D --> Even if they hate (or "hate") the job
Vamera.
hm. vampire camera...
Nah it’s fine I was gonna take him to the cabin
Chao is still not done his fucking chores I am so annoyed about it
Oh, very nice.
Where did you get this done on such short notice
There is not however a soul under there I misplaced that at some point (my birth)
Idk I've done some shit but in the end you have to find a way to live with yourself even if you can't live with anyone else Wherever you go there you are you gotta forgive yourself and find a way to become someone you don't feel the need to apologize for being
I just start going in everyone's ask boxes and start interrogating their opinions on at what point does someone no longer have the right to attempt to become a less harmful individual and then when they answer I ask if their answer changes if some of their harmful traits can never in fact be changed
D --> Haha D --> Unfortunately it is not especially practical for my specific work
D --> This has frills and a tailcoat does that count enough for #maidmonday D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a074b38907ef.png
I feel like "members of our rival House may show up and try and kill you" should be in the waiver
I've got uhhhh Bridle The Wind day that still wigs me out tbh
We write a small anthology of all the ways it has been genuinely frightening or hazardous to our health over the course of the last 100 years?
I would say we should put a warning on the employment ad regarding the minor-to-moderate sex pest banter that happens in the House all the time but I've seen this site and I think it honestly may be a draw for some people #suggestive
BullSHIT it is you just wanted to cop a feel #suggestive
I was not going to answer when I didn't know for sure Also don't act like you're innocent I know you did NOT need to be that thorough in your "measurements" last month
I did that exactly once because you said, quote, "do you think this supportive garment is working I worry I'm going to bounce out of it"
print("in that case i apologise for my ignorance") print("i will try to be more learned on topics like this soon")
Exactly, platonic ideal of a shirt for me And ever since we altered the new version to accommodate spiral lacing it's been comfy as hell
I loveeee that thing it makes me feel so hot and evil
We still wear iterations of these to this day
A fun Velvet fact is the only reason our place of employment has uniforms is because I thought the boss was clocking that I was planning to kill him so when he went out for the day I asked Aurelia to design and create specialized fits in House Dracula colours for everyone tailored to their jobs and personal sensibilities Without asking or consulting him He just came home to his castle and found out that we had uniforms now and it was my idea As a bizarro mindgame This was 300 years ago
I should start Lucianposting on main I think everyone would understand my mental illness if they saw my boss
Maybe I'm just annoyed nobody ever has a henchwoman kink Aurelia gets all the fun #nsfw
Actually yk what I'll keep swinging I think if you can't get down with an actual practical house staff uniform it's not actually a thing for maids it's a thing for skimpy servitude and that's fine but you gotta admit that to yourself if you wanna be taken seriously I have not seen a single full length skirt outside of the one Aurelia put me in this evening and I think that's cowardice #nsfw #mildly
D --> Regretfully as much as I respect maids and butlers, I am not the type to don the outfit myself D --> I hope this is understandable
D --> ..Sorry
I think maids are probably only blanket statement sexy until you live somewhere that actually has one and it's not a kink thing Especially if you let her boss you around now it's just a lady in a dress and she's hot on her own merits completely divorced from the dress Also to swing at the hornet's nest the traditional actual dresses are better #nsfw
Yeah, exactly.
Closer, I suppose. This would be... cosplay?
Hm. Perhaps growing up with a household staff diminishes the effectiveness of this particular statement for me.
This is NOT a work uniform, no
Noted. Thank you.
How do you expect to get anything done with that many petticoats?
Is that not the purpose of a maid uniform? How curious.
𝒯𝑜 𝓌𝒽𝑜𝓂 𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇𝓃, I suppose I am pleased to see appreciation for domestic labourers, whatever the exact motivations may be... 𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀𝒻𝓊𝓁𝓁𝓎? 𝒯.𝐹.
Deeply unfair something so good is so bad for me
Ugh yes and it burns my mouth but they're also so fucking yummy Forbidden sweet and spicy treat
Oh I can help with that
Don't speak that into existence I hate that guy
Oh sick that's ready? Yesssss I'll get something going just gotta visit my bees
No of course not that would be skulduggerous (did you get me the peaches I need for that)
You do a lot more lifting and carrying shit in the day to day so it makes sense to me tbh? Maybe if I keep hauling and building shit for you I can build those muscles more
Q: How strong are you? A: So admittedly my bench is not the best for a vampire from my bloodline, my raw bench is like 1,000, deadlift is about 1,300? Practically speaking I'm more of a dexterity fighter. As far as martial strength I'm pretty proud of myself for being able to go toe to toe with some of Ververona's nastiest. https://forms.gle/WbSzqcu7Tj6xJFDa7
And I will definitely appreciate that And helping him out of it
I'm sure Chao will appreciate it if nothing else
Yes
Like I said I am willing to wear it Once Though like my other outfit /is/ my uniform in my defense
I love him. I will give him so many treats.
I want to remind you of how often I have to fix or replace my hunting clothes
I appreci8 your input gr8ly.
Q: Miss Velvet would you be willing to wear a maid dress? As part of a new uniform initiative. A: Uh I mean sure but I'd destroy it really fast considering how much of my work is outside and/or violent in nature so I guess I'd wear it ONCE. ( https://forms.gle/WbSzqcu7Tj6xJFDa7 )
Oh 100% would I know him especially if you take pictures for his wife
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He barely pays attention to this shit as is he’s too busy with the schemes
Honestly yeah we could be hiring We have the budget for it after I raided that caravan lmao open up a google form
Accidentally starting an argument on the internet aside that was informative I can't even pretend Aurelia was wrong about calling me a "pale slut" now that I understand the term, SIGHS I guess I do keep saying I could always be sluttier
They really are what the fuck is up with that actually I've had better help when the bossman says I'm taking too long and makes the skeletons help Maybe we need to hire another necromancer
I still think we could have held that farm if we applied ourselves
I resent the implication I have previously started a war
Cheese Onion is a precious baby.
I think about it for 15 seconds and I realize I am something of a whore in this kind of new relationship I just found out about 5 seconds ago I mean I'm a whore in a general sense but it's exciting and innovative to me to know it's multipurpose
:33 < quit mewr job!! :33 < live with me in the woods and be my vampire wife!! :33 < we can hunt and kill togefurr!!
I don’t have to ask for that I simply receive it
That would be nice. I'll finish up in the garden for now, then.
I do fight Miss Velvet often. We could spar if you wanted, too. If it will cause you trouble or issue or anything, that is the furthest from what I want and I will put the idea to bed.
unfortunately that does kind of make me want to, but I'm not going to. I just thought it might have been fun to test out that fighting arena.
Everybody needs a hobby, yes. I am constantly engaging in recreational activities, too.
Probably not. Just something to pass the time.
:o I'm making tea. Wanna tell me about it over a cup?
I do understand. I am just giggling about the whole theoretical exchange
It IS really funny. I think she'd even get over it
And she would. Bully you immediately, I mean
Ok I better get back to work
only if ya want to! Dont feel pressureD or nothin
Yeah, on it
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Okay, I'll be along presently
That's very fair
Oh that does sound nice
Theoretically a beam that turns people into Meenah. In practice just a silly thing I wanna say
Oh, yay!!! Cherry sounds good, please
Cleanliness beam
I promise not to make a mess in the rock crushers.
Oh, yay, rock crushers! You have no need to worry about my health or safety at all, and may in fact assign me more dangerous tasks if they would free more of your time
Yeah, I just was not really anticipating being depicted in any sort of story and it did not really make me most pleased. I appreciate your understanding.
Aurelia added to list of people I would kill for.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I hear ewe. But I do this out of passion, love 'n enthusiasm, for the craft. That's my pay. I'd rather not involve nobody who ain't lookin' t'be involved. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < As it stands. I'd prefer t'delete or scrub all mentions of Kris from the fic. Unless @malleablePersonage expressly and unequivocally consents t'havin' it up, it doesn't really matter t'me all that much how many did or didn't like it. Kris shouldn't be in it.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ain't none 'o that necessary. Post'll be removed o Kris content. It was meant t'be a port of a work written outta appreciation fer Kris's account, beams, 'n kind remarks. It clearly didn't land with Kris, and that's fine. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I write fanfics for free. There are no royalties, 'cause it's, aforementioned, for free. Someone requested an "INFINITE BEAMS FIC" made about "MY FRIEND KRIS". Clearly they didn't involve @malleablePersonage beforehand. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < No more Kris works though. Easy fix.
I will probably just let it slide as it was not ill intentioned. I appreciate your willingness to hunt someone down for me
Work of fiction.
I log on to take my smoke break after a long multiple days of building a fucking windmill Hey Chittr
Horses do NOT like it when you do frontflips for them
Oh, no worries on that end. There will be some pep in my step in no time.
thank you! You, too! We'll get our game together soon, I think.
Delighted to be of service.
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You got it Sunflower I was being such an active and present older sister and clanmate and we were. Building important hunting skills through play. Yep.
Oh fuck it's past midnight I slept the fuck in Whoops Uh what's good chittr I am so behind on my chores
it's quite alright, I can multitask.
Maybe the real two copper coins are the friends we made along the way.
Oh, it will certainly be done well.
YEAH! HYPE MOMENT!
never thought about it that way youve really opened up my third ass here and given me the red velvet suppository its beautiful really im touched i gotta try that sometimes