Im prepping my ittiest briefs for the show! Dont forget to #oilup and turn out for the throw down of the CENTURY. The impervious hero jake english stakes his claim into two ruffian cads... the infamous heel dirk strider himself guards the corner and swings from the ropes... will eridan ampora prove to be friend foe or something far more dastardly?? Set the station and shake the static from your boobtube! All will be revealed AND MORE at #eridanweek!
What the heck man.
Aw dont razz my good pal eridan hes the top of the class in terms of expert dudery and rock hard fellas.
If you are so opposed to him you ought to tune in to me pounding him! Im going to beat that sucker to smitherines.
Be first in line for that cads butt whooping and youll get a full frontal view of the action my good man. 🔫🔫;)
Bro youre obsessed.