
I EXPECT YOU ALL TO CHEER MY NAME LIKE A GRUBSCHOOL SPORTS DAY. #WHEELOFTORTURE #WELOVERGABIE
[STONING] <[You remembered MY OWN TAG!!!! Ohhh, Mr. Treign!]
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I have no re$pect for the paparazzi to be frank. It i$ a well known fact that FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) $uckle on fact$ and $carf down "logic" like the $chool feeding drone-admirer$ they are! It i$ due to thi$ that Bug$ and the $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) movement have liberated our$elve$ from con$en$u$ acknowledgement of "fact$" and di$a$$embled everything from our hi$torie$ to thi$ pan poi$on called logic in a way that appear$ concurrent with your "reality" but i$ far more objective and unbia$ed. The clear gap which $WFTCAT could fill wa$ ju$t the beginning, an intangible beacon which when pre$$ed into reality by my$elf cau$ed FUC$ (Financially Ultra literate Chad) to turn to Bug$ which reali$ed that FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) were complete dud$ (Thi$ i$ not an acronym, I am ju$t exceptional at wordplay and couldn't help the rhyme) But I digre$$. To me you read le$$ a$ "winner" and more a$ "NPC" (Nominally Pitiable Creature). Not to worry my friend! Even NPC$ can attain Bughood though far from the truth they may be, if you live long enough to $econd place I might even let you write an article about my$elf before the wheel kill$ you. Turning you into a bug and letting your $pirit reach into the POT (Pot Of Tangerine) and ba$k in it$ $weet ambro$ia. (Thi$ i$ metaphorical unle$$ $oul$ are actually real in which ca$e I probably ju$t gue$$ed what heaven i$ like) #$WFTCAT #Bug$ #FAL #(Fact$andlogic)

THINK LESS “NPC” (NOMINALLY PITIABLE CREATURE), AND MORE “CHUD” (CANNIBALISTIC, HORRIFYING, UNDERGROUND DWELLER).
Do you think we Bug$ and me, the $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$termind) ju$t fabricate acronym$ for fun? No! Each acronym, each compre$$ed unit of information ha$ a purpo$e (which fun might be a $mall part of). Thi$ i$ an entire new mETHod of communication that we are creating, ju$t by $peaking with one another, a ca$ual $ide hobby of every Bug which will regardle$$ rock the foundation$ of the empire a$ well! We do not have room for extraneou$ acronym$. No offence! And you ju$t $aid NPC (Nominally Pitiable Creature) twice with different word$ that have different meaning$! I appreciate your attempt though, very ambitiou$. $ome Bug$ might have been offended by an NPC (Nominally Pitiable Creature) thinking $o boldly a$ to attempt an acronym raw but I $ee the vi$ion. (If you $urvive the wheel I might ju$t offer you a po$ition a$ my intern, keep it up!!!)

YOUR MIND IS SO EASILY BREAKABLE.
My mind i$ a $teel trap and yet knowledge $eep$ through due to the $heer amount $tored within! You are free to lick at the $pillage, but if you want a $ip or even....a GULP (Giant Ultimate Lick of my Pan) you would need to become a Bug! And drop the in$ult$ of cour$e, you wouldn't want to be branded a FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave) would you??

THIS IS NOTHING TO ME (MENTALLY EXALTED). THE ONLY THING YOU (YOUNG OBTUSE URCHIN) ARE EMANATING FROM YOUR PAN IS CONTAGIOUS STUPIDITY.
Ah I $ee, FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave) it will be then. Very unfortunate!

