Lyrina Finley
@symphoniousRapture
he𝓁𝓁o. i 𝓁ike making cand𝓁es and baked goods. matesprites with @waningCatastrophe. And @hedonistGui𝓁𝓁otine, on occasion. vasci𝓁𝓁ation is weird 𝓁ike that. (( pfp by disasterBunny!
...im making more cookies. more cookies is a𝓁ways good. maybe enough cookies wi𝓁𝓁 temper my hatred towards my job.
I saw a cookie today... whole center was just a giant chunk arf chocolate... it wowed me...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
Just take the time to mix/knead the dough more, let your rage out into it
...ive seen those before. ive a𝓁ways wanted to try one or make one myse𝓁f. maybe i𝓁𝓁 give it a try 𝓁ater. did you eat the cookie or did you just see it?
...good idea. excuse my 𝓁anguage, but im going to beat the shit out of this dough.
...so tired, but i need to shower. i refuse to go to s𝓁eep whi𝓁e coated in forma𝓁dehyde and whatever chemica𝓁s they make me work with. eugh.
I W0ULD HELP Y0U WASH IF I WAS THERE!!! 🐺
...why must you say things 𝓁ike this in pub𝓁ic… the he𝓁p wou𝓁d be nice, though.
[⚙︎ Shit. @|most forgot myse|f. Thanks. ⚙︎]
...don’t mention it. staying c𝓁ean is one of the most important things you can do, at 𝓁east in my opinion.
[⚙︎ Norma||y I'm a stick|er for it but I was working on a side project. ⚙︎]
Tonight's view. I wish I knew how to take betteRx photos. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f9fce3a6396.png ᝰ
I w.o°uld make a s.o°da tier list but really it w.o°uld just be D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper heading up the S tier with every .o°ther s.o°da als.o° there, diets and zer.o° sugars in A .o°r Bs, and TaB in F and that's basically it
...hm, i cou𝓁d go for a docterror pepper, now that you mention it.
Intersted in a purchase fr.o°m myself?
...perhaps. sure. better to get it from a trusted source.
Yes f.o°r certain 8 caegars sent and a l.o°cati.o°n f.o°r a dr.o°p and thiis I cann manage f.o°r y.o°u valued cust.o°mer
[About ten minutes after receipt, a pristine and still cool bottle of Docterror Pepper will be delivered by drone (NOT THAT KIND) to the specified location.]
*oh. wow. you are surprised this service even reaches the caverns. you'd pop the cap off and take a swig, then sigh relieved. it's not everyday a jade like you gets to enjoy an above-ground treat like this.*
Ayo why are the Jades beefing
guyz. i almost fuckin DIED. wurk SUX!!!
...i𝓁𝓁 try and send some treats your way. p𝓁ease take it easy.
mmmmnnnn i am gonna kiss u and kiss u and kiss u and
Paperclips........
...i 𝓁ove this game. id recommend spacep𝓁an if you havent tried that.
...my matesprite has been rubbing off on me too much. i hate germs, but i rea𝓁𝓁y want to bite something. sink my teeth into something. eugh. maybe a dense brick of cookie dough wi𝓁𝓁 sate me.
Y0U C0ULD BITE ME IF Y0U WANTED! PLEASE! 🐺
...no. you’d need to be power washed before i’d bite you. sorry.
D0N’T TELL MY MATESPRITE LYRINA BUT HE LEFT S0ME CHAPSTICK 0N ACCIDENT THE LAST TIME HE VISITED AND I MIGHT’VE JUST ATE IT (IT WAS REALLY TASTY) 🐺
Most folk don't like theirr stuff if it's been puked on. Orr up. Ya neverr quite get th' acid smell outta th' chapstick too. They'll know. Based on th' context of th' rreplies, they ain't gonna be too happy if theirr favourrite tube is parrtially dissolved in stomach acid.
MMMMM... THIS IS A REALLY G00D P0INT ACTUALLY! THANK Y0U LUNARL! LYRINA IS ALS0 A 'JERMAPH0BE' (I THINK THAT IS H0W Y0U SPELL IT) S0 I D0UBT THE CHAPSTICK C0VERED IN GRASS AND PUKE W0ULD BE VERY APPEALING T0 THEM 🐺
...first of a𝓁𝓁, its germophobe. second, if you give me back the chapstick 𝓁ike that, i wi𝓁𝓁 genuine𝓁y sic caeyos on you. and 𝓁et her use you 𝓁ike a chew toy unti𝓁 you either croak or she gets tired. just buy me a new one. or e𝓁se.
...no, he has to pay for it. it’s the princip𝓁e of the thing.
...if you want to make me fee𝓁 better, put some chapstick on, come down to the caverns, and make out with me. …sorry that was rea𝓁𝓁y out of character. sorry.