[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Good morrow, everyone! "); console.log("How are you all doing this fine morning?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
[STATUS: ONLINE] process_inquiry("mew want meow to uneat them? "); console.log("Uneat?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]

:33< i ate them

:33< haha no
[STATUS: ONLINE] system.update("mood", "confused "); console.log("You ate something inedible?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]

:33< no :33< its nyat inedible :33< mewre just nyat suppawse to eat it :33< butt mew can!
[STATUS: ONLINE] learning.append("Crayon", "A small stick of coloured wax used for drawing or writing. May be edible. "); console.log("Is this correct?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]

:33< yeah just about :33< i can teach mew lots of "mewsefur" things
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("That would be greatly appreciated!"); [STATUS: LISTENING]

:33< yay!
