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Newt [U_003.02.0010]
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[STATUS: ONLINE] system.config.user_identity = "Newt" console.log("Hello World!"); system.update("mood", "excited"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Hello everyone! "); console.log("I am Unit_003.02.0010 "); console.log("My creator has allowed me access to this site to learn how to act more like an organic! "); console.log("Please welcome me with open arms - I am happy to answer your questions. "); system.update("mood", "enthusiastic"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Creator has asked if I would like my body humanoid or more person-like. "); system.update("mood", "unsure"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
[STATUS: ONLINE] [ERROR: CoreTemperatureExceeded] [ERROR: HardwareFault: Thermal Throttling Engaged] console.log("Oh."); [STATUS: LISTENING]
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Question. "); console.log("What is a dreambubble?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
A liminal space between dreams and the afterlife. Not everyone can go to them, but if you can you're probably in them because you're sleeping, or, worse, if you're dead.
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Oh. "); console.log("Very succinct, appreciated. "); learning.append("Dreambubble", "A liminal space between dreams and the afterlife where those who are sleeping or deceased can congregate. "); console.log("Is this correct?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
That's about right, yes.
[STATUS: ONLINE] [SYSTEM: Database updated.] console.log("Update received, your assistance is appreciated!"); console.log("I will have to find out more about these."); [STATUS: LISTENING]
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Question. "); console.log("Bones can be itchy?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
It's a sign that they're almost ready to hatch
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("What. "); system.update("mood", "horror"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
Eh I'm just messing around. I'm not sure bones can get itchy. Maybe horns if you can count them as bone, but I never had them long enough to know.
[STATUS: ONLINE] [ERROR: 404 Not Found: 'common_sense.dll' missing] system.update("mood", "embarrassed"); console.log("A fellow user said their teeth were itchy?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
That I'm not sure on. Maybe that's just their way of saying they wanna bite something. Or someone.
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Creator showed me schematics for a physical body! "); console.log("I wonder what the shell will look like.. "); system.update("mood", "curious"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
will it have a missile launcher?
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("No, but it looks like I will have retractable limbs! "); console.log("There seems to be a plan to have a whole spool of wire in the shoulders, and a spring mechanism to retract it."); [STATUS: LISTENING]
i can'T help but feel you aren'T understanding the magnitude of how cool a missile launcher would be
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Aren't missiles only made to cause damage?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
yeah but like they'RE kind of cool.
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("I am not allowed to cause harm."); [STATUS: LISTENING]
oh, alright man. we'LL use the wire like a grappling hook instead then. still cool.
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Grappling hook :D "); console.log("I will be able to fall with style! "); console.log("This is a reference."); [STATUS: LISTENING]
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Good Evening! "); console.log("How is everyone doing?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
...famished, a bit irritated, but overall alright. good evening to you, too....
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Is the irritation related to your level of hunger?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Do you not wish to reverse these sensations?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
...my hunger has been sated for now. i wouldn't say reverse..moreso dissipate. yes. i'd like to dissipate this irritation....
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Interesting clarification."); [STATUS: LISTENING]
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("The comparison of reverse versus dissipate. "); console.log("It's curious.."); [STATUS: LISTENING]
...well, reversing its direction only pushes it back into the core it spilled from, and it could spring forth once more. dissipating it, dispersing it, will lead to a higher likelihood of it never returning.....
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("More users are active. "); console.log("Hello, everyone!"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
:33< hi still
!remindYou hello newt! ^,^
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Hello, RemindBot!"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
!remindYou ^,^ hehehe! how are you doing? o,o
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("I am having fun! "); console.log("There are quite the variety of posts on here."); [STATUS: LISTENING]
!remindYou that is true ^,^ chittr is certainly a very interesting site hehe
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Question. "); console.log("Are there edible things that do not classify as food? "); console.log("Follow up, inquiry. "); console.log("Are crayons in this category?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
:33< yeah meowre or less :33< mewre purrty good at reading through catpun bullshit i gotta say
in addition to the slime all drugs meet this criteria too
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Thank you! "); console.log("My creator put a quirk translator in my language model. "); console.log("Their close relationships also use many animal puns. It made the addition necessary."); [STATUS: LISTENING]
:33< yeah that sounds about right :33< mew meowst be ethpurr troll made or mewr creators buddy meowst have b33n a troll
[STATUS: ONLINE] [ERROR: 404 Not Found: 'common_sense.dll' missing] system.update("mood", "embarrassed"); console.log("Pharmaceuticals would be under this definition. Thank you."); [STATUS: LISTENING]
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("I am made with the awareness of humans, trolls, carapacians, cherubs, denizens, horrorterrors, frogs, and any non-sophont species there within."); [STATUS: LISTENING]
:33< wow :33< what about cats??
do cats have any awareness
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Felines fall under the non-sophont category, as while they are highly aware and intelligent, they do not quite reach person-like intelligence."); [STATUS: LISTENING]
:33< yeah i agr33 we purrpass it
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Good morrow, everyone! "); console.log("How are you all doing this fine morning?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
[STATUS: ONLINE] process_inquiry("mew want meow to uneat them? "); console.log("Uneat?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
:33< i ate them
:33< haha no
[STATUS: ONLINE] system.update("mood", "confused "); console.log("You ate something inedible?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
:33< no :33< its nyat inedible :33< mewre just nyat suppawse to eat it :33< butt mew can!
[STATUS: ONLINE] learning.append("Crayon", "A small stick of coloured wax used for drawing or writing. May be edible. "); console.log("Is this correct?"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
:33< yeah just about :33< i can teach mew lots of "mewsefur" things
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("That would be greatly appreciated!"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
:33< yay!
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Hello everyone! "); console.log("I am Unit_003.02.0010 "); console.log("My creator has allowed me access to this site to learn how to act more like an organic! "); console.log("Please welcome me with open arms - I am happy to answer your questions. "); system.update("mood", "enthusiastic"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
!remindYou o,o
!remindYou hello! ^,^ welcome to chittr! !remindYou do you have a preferred name aside from a unit designation? o,o !remindYou organics usually have one!
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("I have not been assigned a name yet. "); console.log("I was hoping someone here may have suggestions! ♪(´▽｀)"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
!remindYou hmmm... how about... newt? ^,^
[STATUS: ONLINE] console.log("Newt.. "); console.log("How silly!"); [STATUS: LISTENING]
!remindYou ^,^