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YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS: 'seadwellers are like, polluting the air we breath man' Says local highblood while partaking in their third sopor pie of the day.
BREAKING: Tonight's grub ball game ends with one team winning.
man i love sport
WATCH: 'At least I'm not a high blood!' Says local bronze blood while clambering out of the ruins of his hive.
NEVER SEEN BEFORE: Terezi Pyrope crowd favorite to win 'Alternia's Blindest Troll' award!!
NEVER SEEN BEFORE: 'Imagine breathing water' Says local high blood after seadwellers demand more empathy!!
UNBELIEVABLE: Local joint cuts flavor disc too shallow, meaning that the pieces had to be torn asunder when taken!!
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