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fucked up and evil to put periods between the letters in milf and dilf what the fuck is M.I.L.F.? some sort of supervillain organization comprised entirely of cougars wait hold on actually thats a fantastic fucking idea post cancelled someone get the president on the phone i need this shit funded asa fucking p
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If I Had To Have A Favourite Human, It Would Be Bro Strider By The Way.
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Not Being Able To Fly Must Suck. hoofbeasts Suck In Comparison To A Creature That Can Fly.
I’ve Been Advised To Apologise. It’s Not Good Behaviour Of A Monarch To Tell Anyone To Dance For My Entertainment Or Get Eaten. i’ve Also Been Advised That I Cannot Sleep With Anyone That Was Successful Able To Entertain. Such Is Life.
I Quickly Grow Bored But That Is My Own Fault I Suppose, i Can Always Make Fools Dance For Me. The Blue Ones Because No One Will Miss Them.
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no? you don’t remind me of the guy I haven’t seen in three months.
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All I have learned today on this site is that most of you have shitty dads
Reminder to hug your dads and show them some appreciation! Today is about all the men who helped you become the great people you are! Even if they don't seem like they need it, give them a hug or a gift. I'm sure it'll mean more than you'll ever know. #HappyFathersDay #ILoveYouAll #GoodMorning :^)
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i should kill trollbama right? #violence
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What does he mean piss warm blanket?
NEVER FORGET THAT THE ALPHA IS OWED HIS BETA BOY. THE YAOI GOD DECREES IT. #ALPHAADVICE #NSFW
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happy christmas
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was jacking off and rubbing my nipples and now that shits sore and rubbing up on my shirt this is bidens america #nsfw
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i dont really know what posting about it does for me. i complain about being disabled and people pity me and i go about my day. i guess i use this site more like a journal than anything. it must be tiring seeing the same dude post about the same shit all the time though. of course im not gonna stop lmao.
The Taking of Deborah Logan.
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My boooneeees my booones!
theyre sticking a holter monitor to my chest and im not allowed to shower until its off. fucking awesome. in other news dave forced me to play animal crossing with him and ive been too engrossed in that to do anything with my life. im a grown ass man.
I was going to apologize for being like that last night but let’s be honest, I’m like that most of the time.
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the RED PART of the strawberry isnt the fruit. thats the STEM… THE SEEDS HAVE BEEN THE FRUIT THIS WHOLE TIME
OH. TO CLARIFY MY LAST CHIT, I DO NOT MEAN THIS IN A MEAN MANNER ON HOW THEY ARE AND IDENTIFY. I'M STATING THAT I HAVE SUSPICIONS THIS COULD BE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ELSE TRYING TO BE MY KID. I COULD JUST BE TOO TIRED, BEEN TRYING TO FIX STRIDER'S HORRIBLE "GANDPA STUNT" FROM A LITTLE BIT AGO.
Swallowing tictacs whole to show that
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THIS IS NOT MY KID I RAISED. I KNOW FOR A FACT IT IS NOT.
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