♠ hated by @tachyonTanquam
What does he mean piss warm blanket?
NEVER FORGET THAT THE ALPHA IS OWED HIS BETA BOY. THE YAOI GOD DECREES IT. #ALPHAADVICE #NSFW
christmas in junely lalalalala falala Lah
happy christmas
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Not gonna be actiive on Chiittr twoniight. ii'm meetiing a giirl (a real one) iin half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you two under2tand anyway) 2o plea2e don't DM me a2kiing me where ii am (iim wiith the giirl, ok) you'll mo2t liikely get aiired becau2e iill be wiith the giirl (agaiin ii don't expect you two under2tand) 2he2 actually really iintere2ted iin me and iit2 not a 2iituatiion ii can pa22 up for 2ome meaniingle22 Chiittr degenerate2 (becau2e iill be meetiing a giirl, not that you really are goiing two under2tand) thii2 ii2 my liife now. Meetiing women and not wa2tiing my preciiou2 tiime onliine, ii have two move on from 2uch 2iimple thiing2 and branch out (you wouldnt under2tand)
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who up tryna get they butt licked its for science dw dw school project
was jacking off and rubbing my nipples and now that shits sore and rubbing up on my shirt this is bidens america #nsfw
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Highly recommend.
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i dont really know what posting about it does for me. i complain about being disabled and people pity me and i go about my day. i guess i use this site more like a journal than anything. it must be tiring seeing the same dude post about the same shit all the time though. of course im not gonna stop lmao.
The Taking of Deborah Logan.
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My boooneeees my booones!
theyre sticking a holter monitor to my chest and im not allowed to shower until its off. fucking awesome. in other news dave forced me to play animal crossing with him and ive been too engrossed in that to do anything with my life. im a grown ass man.
I was going to apologize for being like that last night but let’s be honest, I’m like that most of the time.
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the RED PART of the strawberry isnt the fruit. thats the STEM… THE SEEDS HAVE BEEN THE FRUIT THIS WHOLE TIME
OH. TO CLARIFY MY LAST CHIT, I DO NOT MEAN THIS IN A MEAN MANNER ON HOW THEY ARE AND IDENTIFY. I'M STATING THAT I HAVE SUSPICIONS THIS COULD BE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ELSE TRYING TO BE MY KID. I COULD JUST BE TOO TIRED, BEEN TRYING TO FIX STRIDER'S HORRIBLE "GANDPA STUNT" FROM A LITTLE BIT AGO.
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THIS IS NOT MY KID I RAISED. I KNOW FOR A FACT IT IS NOT.
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