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I Am Quite Entertained By A Specific Group Of Indigos. They Are So Good At Being Ordered Around And Following Directions. Not A Fan Of Horses But Everyone Has Their Flaws.
If I Were To Die, It Could Be A Many Deal Of Things. poison, Eaten By A Dragon, Betrayed From Within. Never Trial By Combat Or Like That Stupid Jousting Shit.
Pretending To Care Got Boring. I Am Going Back To Dragon Posting. someone Tried To Make The Dragons Hats With Different Levels Of Success.
Wow Imagine Being Killed By That Guy. That’s Actually Really Embarrassing.
I Think Whatever Happened To That Guy Was Deserved. I Did Not Like Him. If Your Response To Someone That Tells You Not To Touch Them Is To Pretend To Hug Them Then Die.
It’s Always Strange To Meet Someone Without Ulterior Motives. Maybe It’s Just Because I’ve Been Around Nobility My Entire Life. they Don’t Usually Do Things Just Because Of Kindness.
Having An Overprotective Figure In Your Life But It Is Not The Troll Who Raised You But The Creature You Hatched With.
I’ll Never Care Enough To Actually Request Any, I Will Not Use Them. but It Would Be Good To See More Dragon Badges In The ‘ Wild ‘.
Perhaps I’ll Wait Until I Give My Lady The Attention She Requires. She Is Stubborn When She Doesn’t Get What She Wants. A Nice Long Flight And Then A Feast Of Sheep Will Do For The Moment.
I Wouldn’t Come To My Timeline Either. The Rulership Over Here Sucks Big Time. But The Trolls Behind That Are Worse.
Sometimes It Will Feel Like The World Is An Unforgivable And Harsh Place To Live In, Where You Can’t Control Any Of Your Destiny and I Just Want You To Know That, You Are Absolutely Correct. Nothing Good Will Very Grow In Troll Society. Any Of Them. Give Up Hope Now.
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I Will Thankfully Not Live To Old Age Because The Trolls In My Line Are Ugly When They Get To A Certain Point In Their Age Circle. the Last Guy Also Like Rotted From The Inside Out Really Disgusting.
The Rest Of The Trolls Around Me Being Tall Means That I Look Short In Comparison But I’m Of Average Height.
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Humans Have The Sense Of The Worst Sense Of Humour. I Am Starting To Develop A Certain Level Of Desire To Hit Them With A Long Stick. Or Really Get Someone Else To Do It While I Watch. They Are Not Worth My Effort.
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This Is A Post Of Dragon Sounds. I Will Not Be Typing It Out But Like Imagine It. eight Hours Of Dragons Seemingly Trying To Sing Sounds When Everyone Is Trying To Sleep.
I Would Be A Prince Of Hope Of Derse Assumably. From What I’ve Been Told It Is An Impressive Role. so If I Did Play The Game I Would Be Set. I Will Obviously Be Taking My Dragon. No One Will Be Parting Us.
Playing That Game Does Sound Like A Good Way To Get Out Of All My Responsibilities.
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Having A Tail Is Actually Inconvenient. Sleeping On My Back Has Never Been An Option. the Clothing Thing Matters Little. All My Clothes Are Custom Made.
You Know Sometimes The Sea Actively Sucks And It’s Best To Avoid It Forever. The Skies Are Preferable.
There’s Nothing Like Seeing Supposed Good Moral Trolls Fall From Grace And Have A Crisis About It. Big Fan.
I Did Get The Same Training The Rest Of Them Did. The Like Actual Important Members Of My House. But I Have Better Things To Do Go Into A Little Fenced Off Area And Swing A Sword Around At Some Other Troll. It’s Not Motivating. I Rather Be Drinking.
I Think More Issues Should Be Solved With Duels. Everything Is Easily Solved With A Sharp Sword. I Will Be Watching.
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Hello, I Have Returned. I Had An Excellent Flight On My Girl. She Needs The Flying Time.
I’ve Never Met Anyone Worth Being In A Serious Relationship With. Of Any Type Of The Quadrants. sex However? Absolutely And Constantly. There Are Many Attractive Trolls And I Am A Catch.
Oh No A Dom Shortage. What Ever Will We Do? This Is Tragic.
If There Was A Famine Going On. It Wouldn’t Matter Much Because That Only Affects The Like Peasants. i’ll Still Be Eating.
Katana! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
Little Fish Little Fish. Haven’t You Heard A Dragon Really Likes Fish. They Are Very Capable Fishers.
I Can Say This Because She Will Not See This.
I Was Actually Raised By A Troll Rather Than A Lusus As Custom. She Is A Bitch And One Day She Will Get What’s Coming To Her. Nothing Was Ever Good Enough.
Maybe I Should Try And Get One Of Those Big Wolves From The North, those Things Are Larger Than Ponies. I Heard That They Do Not Like The Scents Of Dragons Though.
Big Fan Of Sweet Wines, I Do Have A Favourite That I Will Not Mention That Here. in The End Anything That Can Be Described As ‘ Alcohol ‘ Will Do.
‘ Let’s Never Talk About It Again ’ Vague Posts About It Almost Immediately. Interesting.
I Did Not Consider The Fact That I Can Breath Out Fire Would Be Something I Could Brag About On Here. But I Can Do That. i Am The Blood Of The Dragon After All.
I Have Never Stepped Foot In A Kitchen Literally Ever. if I Want Cheese, Meats And Wine Than I Will Tell A Maid And She Will Do The Rest.
There’s This “heroic” Mass Murderer On This Site And That One Has To Be My Favourite User On This Thing.
Violets Do So Often Forget Their Place. His Lusus Should Have “ Beat “ Him More.
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You Lot Seem To Have A Big Opinion About Someone Setting A Boundary About Their Personal Space. Shame On You. ( Not Really I Do Not Care Even If It Is Mine. )
That Hug Everyone Post Was Not Real True, But If You Were To Try That In Real Life. You Would Be In The Dungeon For A Little Visit. Peasant Hands.
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It Is Not Particularly Cute When My Dragon Decides That She Is Gonna Hunt For Me And Bring Me Back A Sheep. she Is Not A Cat.
Look If A Certain Human Minded His Own Fucking Business, My Favourite Would Not Be Bro Strider. but I Am Not A Fan Of Dave Strider. First Impression? Get Fucked.
If I Had To Have A Favourite Human, It Would Be Bro Strider By The Way.
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Know Someone That Seemingly Has Prophetic Visions, They Call Her A Dreamer. I Am Not A Fan Of Being Alone With Her. gwyn Is Strange.
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I’m Starting To Suspect That Most Of You Are Unable To Tell Good From Evil, In A Similar Way To The Struggle People Have With Left And Right.
Peasants Die Of Many Causes All The Time. It Is Not Sad. It Is Just How It Is When You Are Born Broke And Annoying.
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That Conversation Might Have Been Slightly More Entertaining Than Drinking. Almost. i Have Been Drinking Strongwine This Whole Time.
I Have Met Two Trolls That Go Around Calling Others Evil Doers With Sincerity. I Hope They Fail Their Life Purpose.
He Is Lucky That He Doesn’t Live Closer. I Would Very Much Like To See Him On Fire.
I Am What They Would Refer To As A Derse Prince Of Hope If That Means Anything To Any Of You. it Means Nothing To Me.
I Love When You Can Tell Someone Is Broke.
There Will Absolutely Be Nothing More Comfortable Than Sleeping On The Animal You Have Bonded With For The Rest Of Your Existence.
Are All Ampora Desperate For Attention Or Is It Just The One Constantly In My Notifications?
I Take All Pity Reactions As Envy Or Sympathy Sometimes. I Will Not Be Convinced Otherwise.
I Suppose To A Naive Heroic Individual, I Would Fall In The Side Of Evil. it’s A Bit Of A Stereotype Though Evil King Of The Realms. I Will Never Be Seen As Creative, Shame. (not Really I Do Not Care.)
Overly Heroic Individuals Are Delusional. You Will Not Find Many That Fall In One Side Of ‘good Vs Evil’. but They Are Hilarious To Mess With.
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I’ve Been Advised To Apologise. It’s Not Good Behaviour Of A Monarch To Tell Anyone To Dance For My Entertainment Or Get Eaten. i’ve Also Been Advised That I Cannot Sleep With Anyone That Was Successful Able To Entertain. Such Is Life.
I Quickly Grow Bored But That Is My Own Fault I Suppose, i Can Always Make Fools Dance For Me. The Blue Ones Because No One Will Miss Them.
I Should Have The Power To Behead Individuals That Make Really Bad Posts. come To My Planet You Will Not Be Harmed.
(( And I’ve also got one for him lol. Also by PlotCorpse ofc a closer look TM)) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/123596223_HwCganYxXiYt9Gs.gif #Aerionpicpost
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(( also have a close up look at his new icon lol. PlotCorpse OFC <33)) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/123592699_0gWfZk8eskEW2GF.gif #mitunapicpost
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D---> Chittr status update- after giving myself a moment to truly mull over it and ponder, I do believe I'll give it a honest shot at messaging some trolls directly, of course this also applies to any troll that may want to directly message me as well.
D---> Ah well...thank you for the compliments strider it does give me a bit of confidence, perhaps I might take a moment to really mull it over and make a follow up post.
D---> I have considered such...possibilities before, perhaps you are right strider I just need to stop being such a worrywart over such a silly thing.
D---> All very valid points once again strider, I suppose the idea just makes me a nervous wreck cause I am not the most...well versed in small direct talk in terms of trolls, also an%iety just eats away at my think pan.
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D---> Lowb100d nook sometimes hits different. #nsfw
Petty Insults From Trolls That Are Literally Beneath Me In Every Way. the Only Thing You’ll Be Doing Is Kissing My Shoe Before You Lose Your Head. By Sword Or By Dragon, It Does Not Matter.
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It Really Is Good To Have A Dragon That Would Burn Someone Alive At Command. She Really Is My Best Lady.
D---> The hoofbeasts are approaching. #Vagueposting
D---> Yes...but for some odd reason it's not? Parado% space sure is interesting.
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D---> I think there's not enough hoofbeasts around.
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sandwiches from the gas station, fine but it depends on where you go, but I guess that can work for anything.
Gas station milkshake? It depends on where you get it and what time. Middle of nowhere usually has the best ones.
Wouldn’t go with the gas station hot dogs though, unless you want to sit on a toilet for hours.
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calling himself ‘the best Ampora‘ is hilarious at this point, you’re just like all the rest of us princeling.
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Forget friendly friday! I want the sort of Friday where i accidentally swap bodies with my guardian stumble into a rip-roaring voyage of self-discovery, save the day with the power of good old rock 'n' roll and emerge a better chap for the whole barmy affair.
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He did seem to act like something was gonna happen to him.
Six person lobby. Killed four. Nobody even noticed. 0u0
in your defense, a horse named at the fastest theoretical thing in existence is the supreme, penultimate name for a horse who's job it is to go fast. That's rad as hell. That's racecars with flames painted on cool.
What's stopping me, Casper Cooper, from making an account that claims to be one of the hundreds of duplicate individuals here and pretending to be them? I could be any one of these Eridan Ampora fellows. Any Dirk...
i like when cats are just sitting there minding their business, ears angled back to listen to shit with their eyes half open you're just chilling but you look so nefarious
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There will never be any better pie than the ones you find at a gas station.
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i hope the little prince slept like shit <3 @rebarbativeTearaway
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Get up. Get a drink. Return to project. Forget about drink. Get up. Get a drink. Return to project. Forget about drink. One more time. Congrats. You've repeated the same vicious cycle I have.
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I love bullshitting to other Dirks. Daves are whatever you can't bullshit THE bullshitters. But Dirks are really where you can have fun. I'm just saying shit sometimes not even related.
brb guys aboutta ruin a strangers opinion of me on the terminally online webbed site by telling them my favorite potato chips are chili cheese fritos
I didn't actually believe in Shy Dirk btw. I was just mad Trollbama didn't like Lil Cal.
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Meow. Mrp Even. https://media.tenor.com/lGKJVkod7VUAAAAC/homestuck-lil-hal.gif
I’ve been stuck playing solitaire for the past three hours while to pass the time while Dirk repairs my inner hard drive. It’s the least taxing thing my cpu is capable of running right now. That and chittr. Obviously. This is hell. This is hell and I am living in it.
Chugging pure battery acid could save me i think,, A As in actual battery acid Not the weird shit people were drinking a decade ago
“You’re a little bitch” WRONG. If anything I would consider myself a pure-bred unbridled Prime Time asshole. If you’re going to insult me, at least have the decency to do it right. #vaguePosting
Interact with this post in absolute any capacity if you’re interested in having me follow you back / engage with your posts To be frightfully honest I would prefer mostly Dirks to interact for. Oustenaniously fucking obvious reasons Jesus Christ do I even need to spell that part out (HalDirk) but Id still be happy with just about anyone you can throw at me <3 That being said, if you’re seeing this anyways and for some reason have no intention to engage with me, regardless have an amazing day mate. Have fun on here you dorks. #rprequest #pleaseinteract
Ah shit. Thank you bro. Owe you one
:^)
Forgot all about Father’s Day honestly, it’s not really a holiday worth celebrating.
The ragebait on this site is low quality huh?
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#Horse
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hes so about to crash lmao this shit is not being finished today dudes all like no im not too tired while i can tell hes barely upright straight up having to wipe his eyes after he yawns dude isnt lowkey dont worry though i have a plan to ensure he doesnt wipe out when he inevitably passes out mid line of code recheck
dont listen to dirk this shit goes hard https://youtu.be/-4j6cnaxn9a
Typical #horse win.
#Horse
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my fish is great company dont look at her chits right now
Holding to the ground as the ground keeps shifting. Trying to keep sane as the rules keep changing. (#lyricposting)
Drew art for that twink and he threatened a 24-hour block. Life isn't fair.
worsf part about the mario kart 8 remake of the rainbow road map from 7 isnt that its paid dlc crap. its the fact thati paid 25 bucks just for them to remake the old ost so the vibe is just totally off. the music was the best fucking part. biggest loss ever.
mario kart 7 was and alwaus will be the superior rainbow road.
And apologize, actually. I’m really good at apologizing.
If there’s one thing I can do, it’s multitask.
(=^･⩊･^=) < PAWLRIGHT! GOT MY HOUSEWIFE OUTFIT MEOWRE PURRETTIER!~
okau. ill quit now. https://open.spotify.com/track/2yThUakfNYwaToGaKJxKEK?si=2181d35dd59042fe
fuckkkk.
Exactly. Either it'd culminate into the divine rebirth that comes at the cost of complete, utter ego death, or in the more likely scenario, I'd just remain eternally in hiding for the rest of my immortal life, even when my name's become nothing more than a smudged speck in the public eye. I wouldn't dare show my face to a single soul, not in fear of the acute disappointment and rightful judgement, but with the knowledge that it's all that would await me after such a humiliating loss.
Trying on some new swim suits since my old pair started falling apart. Old as hell. #swimsuit #summerbod
youre welcome. https://open.spotify.com/track/41GIsXDKpI7RBcmcXIaATx?si=43a9399558484f1e
Oh, I don't intend to. In fact, I know for a damn fact I won't. But in the unlikely, damn near impossible scenario in which I lose, this serves as a forewarning as to why my account is suddenly wiped clean off the face of planet Chittr.
As of today, I've challenged @timaeusTickingbomb to a strife, taking place on Friday. What I gain from winning this is nebulous beyond some personal confirmation of a few biases and initiating a public humiliation ritual, but should I lose, you'll have my guarantee that he'll gain my endorsement for his presidential overtures. I'll also be deleting my account, because let's be real here, my reputation would be rock fucking bottom at that point.
getting high while on chittr is like being the only pig in a slaughter house. #violence #substance
If the people want a vote, let them vote. Sure, it'll be little more than a glorified poll, but we really need a visual demonstration of how badly Shy Dirk'll get creamed in the actual election should he have the backbone to continue the fight all sweep long.
Every couple weeks I have to remind the general populace that the election cycle doesn’t just happen “whenever” and it is, in fact, very scheduled. The next voting cycle occurs in one sweep.
* i never even noticed that was in their tag lmao?? * that makes this whole situation so, so much sillier heehee
We're just voting for anyone now huh.
Okay this one made me laugh.
look if i cant play a cunty woman in a video game whats the fucking point
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I lied I'm outside her place now.
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I'M NOT A FUCKING COWARD SO I GUESS I'LL BULGEPOST NOW. [THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.]
fuck it yeah i'm gay, alright only for one man john crocker and he was all i needed so im not gay because the only time i was happy was with him alright
Roxy came over and did both me and Dave's make up. Dave is a Pierrot I'm a standard old school clown. Honk I guess.
sbahj 12/25/97 be there or be squared
dirk i am so fucking thrilled production is done people will flock to see my movie ill be on the fuckin red carpet with like brad pitt and jackie chan
Alright. Up and early, and I got a bit to run into the ground so I'm starting with my personal favorite racehorse at current: Stay Gold. While smaller than other thoroughbred horses, he was known to be violent and bad mannered, with his trainer even going as far as to claim that "he would eat meat if I gave it to him." Regardless, he was known for being a 'Silver Collector' for often coming in second to the races he competed in, but was also dubbed the 'Goldolphin Killer' before the end of his career for securing wins at the Dubai Sheema Classic and the Hong Kong Vase.
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oh yeah boot up you get the GUI out front hottest styles, every theme, every color yeah, when you're root it can be kinda fun as long as your password is never discovered in some ways you're just like all your friends but on the internetz you're a star you get the best of both OS's run Windows, take it slow then Linux rocks out the show you get the best of both OS's mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both OS's the best of both OS's you go to software premiers (is that Linus Torvalds?) hear songs on Pandora radio bootin' two OS's is a little weird (yeah) but tech support's cool cuz nobody knows yeah you get to be a Windows loser but big time when you sudo you get the best of both OS's run Windows, take it slow then Linux rocks out the show you get the best of both OS's mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both (you know the best) you know the best of both OS's pictures and videos you get your face in all the social networks the best parts that you get to run whatever software you wanna run yeah the best of both you get the best of both come on best of both who would of thought that a loser like me would double as a Linux rock star you get the best of both OS's run Windows, take it slow then Linux rocks out the show you get the best of both OS's mix it all together and you know that it's the best, you get the best of both OS's without the viruses and malware you can surf anywhere you get the best of both systems mix it all together oh yeah it's so much better cuz you know you've got the best of both OS's #LYRICPOSTINGGGGG
#bloodpudherwarming #lol
Make Him Get A Horse Tattoo, Dirk. #positive
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i figure you alternate timeline guys dont really know my face so https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa30039353e0.png
one day
i got 99 problems its a lot
today is the anniversary of the first ever sbahj newspaper so ill be doing a press kit and whatnot but probably not for long ha ha
nomore fuccking tequla , need somethinks else #substance
I'm Going To Start Drawing Those " Fucked Up " Shadow Creatures That Wrigglers Draw In Mediocre Horror Films, I Feel Like That Would Be Cathartic.
the idea of mormon satanists have been presented to me and i gotta say its fucking funny as hell
Me when I lie by the way.
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Oh did I @ you? Nope, didn't. I mad a comment about your lame and tired gimmick and you needed to defend yourself as if someone gave a fuck. Now you're here in my replies desperately chanting "I'M NOT OWNED I'M NOT OWNED" to someone who is almost definitely going to lose your reply in the next batch of notifications he gets. I'll give you a run down of what happened though, before I never interact with you again alright? 1) You hated many of my posts. 2) I said, "Oh wow, this gimmick is lame. Do something interesting" 3) You responded in a MICROSECOND because any attention at all from anyone is better than living with the crippling loneliness that comes with being a tired loser that has nothing to give to the world or to the people in your life. Sad to see. 4) I replied to you, because here we are in Casper's house. Casper's gonna talk. 5) You are desperately trying to make me mad or care at all that you "so totally got me." You are free, by the way, to bother literally anyone else. 6) I reply again. We are in Casper's house, after all. And Casper is allowed to speak in Casper's house. 7) "HaHa YoU ArE sTiLl RePlYiNg To Me" says the fucking reprobate who has never had an original thought in their fucking life. 8) WE ARE STILL. IN CASPERS HOUSE. LMFAO. Now before you tldr this post or type HAHA YOU'RE SO MAD!! while stroking yourself off to an argument you didn't win, I will remind you again we are in Casper's house. Every time you come back to say some stupid shit to me, you lose and you lose again. So, in short, because I probably lost your attention around number four. You are a loser, like for real. LMAO. Go outside and touch even a singular blade of grass.
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u know im surprised no 1s pionted out i cant die alone cause i cant die normally *pointed
I mean, i could just hope it into crystals but what fun is that! I like the process of cleaning and making art!
I kind of want to turn one of these deer skulls into the crystalized ones.
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
pink hair dye stainz on da handssss :D