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@tantilicatiousToaster[TT]

Im stịckịng Fịvɛ lºªvɛs ºf brɛªd ºn mƴ wịndºwsịll tº cººl. If ANY ARE MISSING whɛn I gɛt bªck. . . Thɛ cɛrůlɛªn ºnɛ gɛts ịt! #ɛmptƴthrɛªt #sªtịrɛ #plɛªsɛvịsịtmƴbªkɛrƴ #ịmnºtªbªttɛrwịtch

#pleasevisitmybakery #imnotabatterwitch #emptythreat #satire

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@tantilicatiousToaster[TT]

I ºftɛn fịnd mƴ sɛlf wºndɛrịng 'whªt wºůld kªnkrị dº' bůt ịt jůst ɛnds ůp sºůndịng lịkɛ whịstlɛs ªnd rªntịng thªt I dºnt hªvɛ thɛ lůng cºmpªcịtƴ fºr... #sªtịrɛ #pºndɛrịng

#pondering #satire

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@tantilicatiousToaster[TT]

Dªƴ 3 stịll hªvɛ nº ịdɛª hºw tº pºst ịmªgɛs vịª mƴ pªlmhůsk.... ịm kịndª bªd ªt bɛịng ª gºldblººd hůh. #sªtịrɛ #stịllcªntịmªgɛs #gịvịngůpºnpịctůrɛs

#givinguponpictures #stillcantimages #satire

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@tantilicatiousToaster[TT]

Yªll ɛvɛr jůst wªnnª jůmp ịntº ª pººl ºf ịndịscrịpt lịqůịds ªnd scrɛªm? #vªgůɛpºstịng #sªtịrɛ #shºwɛrthºůghts

#vagueposting #showerthoughts #satire

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@tantilicatiousToaster[TT]

Wºkɛ ůp wịth thɛ wºrst stºmªch pªịn, gºnnª crªwl bªck ịntº mƴ blªnkɛt pịlɛ ªnd ɛxpịrɛ #sªtịrɛ #nºtªctůªllƴdƴịng #tůmmƴªchɛ #blªnkɛtpịlɛtịmɛ

#notactuallydying #tummyache #blanketpiletime #satire

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