I-I thi-ink thi-is websi-ite wo-ould be easi-ier i-if I-I had fri-iends. I-I do-o no-ot have tho-ose. Thi-is i-is why I-I am here. To-o make fri-iends. O-Or... my co-owo-orkers are mo-ocki-ing my po-oo-or attempts at so-oci-iali-izi-ing, and thi-is was a mi-istake. There are to-oo-o many celebri-iti-ies and hi-ighblo-oo-ods wi-ith i-impo-ortance attached to-o thei-ir namesakes. I-I am go-oi-ing to-o be si-ick.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Won't be presumptuous none that I'm even capable 'o yer caliber 'o friendship. Ya seem smart, well-put together, analytical, 'n just a little bit unsteady when it comes t'yer self image...but even if ewe ain't too keen on bein' MY pal...I think I'm gonna follow you anyway, and see if we can't a paltry few disciples fer yer crusade of friendship!!!!