I will 8lock all the losers I h8 on here until this is 8asically just my diary.
hELLO vR1SKA, i HOPE YOU ARE WELL, oN TH1S NIGHT OR DAY, dEPEND1NG ON WHICH IS WH1CH, fOR YOU, aT TH1S MOMENT,
Hahahahahahahaha look at the immedi8 chump trying to get in my good graces? Yeah, sure, hope you don't go die in a well or something in the near future. Then you wouldn't 8e a8le to grovel at my feet or anything. Thanks!!!!!!!!
oKAY, i WILL DO MY BEST, tO NOT DO THAT, tHOUGH THE LAST TIME i ALMOST FELL INTO A WELL, mY HORNS CAUGHT AT THE SIDES AND, pREVENTED MY FURTHER DESCENT, iNTO SAID WELL SO, i WAS PRETTY MUCH FINE, aND DANDY, bUT EITHER WAY, i DO NOT THINK i AM ONE MUCH FOR GROVELING, aT THIS POINT IN MY, cHARACTER ARC, i AM SORT OF, wAY TOO COOL FOR THAT, aT THIS POINT SO, iT WAS LESS ABOUT, gOOD GRACES AND MORE ABOUT, bEING POLITE AND WELCOMING, wHICH, i GET YOU ARE PROBABLY ONLY USED TO OTHERS BEING NICE, tO YOU, wITH ULTERIOR MOTIVES IN PAN, bUT NO, i HAVE NONE BESIDES, bEING ALWAYS HAPPY TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH, aNOTHER vRISKA, }:)
C4M3 H3R3 TO L3T YOU KNOW TH4T TH1NK1NG 4BOUT TH4T WHOL3 SC3N3 H4S M4D3 MY 3NT1R3 D4Y SO TH4NK YOU
oH, tHANK YOU, i SUPPOSE, o HOPE YOU ARE, wELL, hAHA, aS WELL, eHEHE, tEREZI,
I can't 8elieve I actually just read all of that. Like from top to 8ottom I read that and even now several moments l8er I can't fathom why, let alone fathom anything she actually said. Here's my guess at the gist of the whole thing: she has no thinkpan (see: "i HAVE NONE"), which I guess, kudos to her for admitting it in pu8lic, and then additionally I am not the only Vriska she would say th8t to, which basically rem8ves all its meaning and sincer8ty. Thanks for the l8kewarm welcome!!!!!!!!