BUZKIL LITWIX
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BUZKIL. HE /HIM. <> ZIREAN ALDOVE. PLUMBER. FU<K OFF.
>>> OOC INTRO <<< - Mun is an adult, she/they pronouns ! - - Buzkil IS A JERK. HE WILL be mean, no matter the species or caste. - - NO ERP PLEASE. Suggestive themes are aye-okay! - - If we're mutuals and you're an adult feel free to DM for my discord !! - - Mun is super shy. Apologies if I hide. -
I zhould have lizten to Hornet ma about going to IT inztead of ele<tri<ian. Maybe then I wouldn't have been bla<klizted from anything te<hni<al related outright. I'M ZORRY MA. #plumberztrugglez
TO THE RUZTBLOOD THAT THOUGHT IT WAZ A ZMART IDEA TO UZE THE LOAD GAPER AZ A "<O<KTAIL" MUG: I HOPE TO GOG THEY FIND THE DRUGZ THAT WAZ ZHOVED IN THERE YOU BAZTARD. #IHATEMYJOB
I zwear to gog there'z people on thiz damn zite that makez it very diffi<ult not wanting to kill them AZ badly
Zome human zaid my eyez are Mario and Luigi. Who the FU<K iz that.
I've been-a compared-a to those guys-a too!
Lizten I don't know what the fu<k they're feeding thoze <reaturez but that zoundz horrifying and I don't even want to begin to IMAGINE that nonzenze.
haha hey i love those guys they jump a lot. do you jump like them? if so can you jump over to the phone and give me a call please i may, or may not have..... ok i definitely absolutely put at least 4 spoons in my garbage disposal. i dropped one down there and then tried to fish it out with another spoon and uh... well. haha. lets just say... there's certainly more than just the first one i started with. help. i will totaly smash some turtles with you man if you can please come help meplease
ooooooh im sorry bro uh i should clarify i kind of don't do that and ramble a lot but uh mario and lugu are two guys who are red and green and they jump a lot and also love animals haha NOT they step on them. i love those guys played their games a lot as a kid super neato. oh uh yeah but anyways dude help. please. the disposal is starting to spark and i thiiiiink that means its hungry and it wants another spoon :) but im running out of spoons :( i need your help because if not im gonna have to eat soup with a fork and thats # not cool. oh wait i just read the actual post again sorry lol adhd but u should get that eye stuff checked out that may be pink eye wash your hands before wiping your eyes dude
< A pair of foolissh plumberss according to my ressearch. :>~
I don't know who you are but you're qui<kly getting in my lizt of people I'll <ull the ze<ond I zee them at the ztreetz. #humanzzu<k
yaaaa... i dont get why they are jumping on turtles. that always bugged me ngl turtles are cool. did you know that turtle's shells are like... iunno their spines basically? ok well kind of not. its like... a big bone tube. it is their ribs and spine at the same time. very neato :)
< They can throw fire ssometimess too. Why would a flower grant ssuch a power? Ridiculouss concept all around. :>~
yeaa i can get behind that, people can be kinda mean now a days but you gotta have big hope dude :) all about outlook on life. and also now down to 2 spoons man please god i will give you 57 dollars. it is all in quarters though. but its okkkk because i alchemized them with a paper towel tube (the cardboard part) so now they're all a big giant roll. you'll be, haha, rolling in the dough dude it's awesome
Iz no one gonna talk about the alarming amount of purple bloodz out here today. Purple bloodz pay extra if they're expe<ting me to <lean out their damn <ull drainz after late night giggle fezt partiez. Fu<k you.
This happens sometimes. Like. They'll just all be online and chuckling their fucks. No rhyme or reason to it
Woman you're LITERALLY THE <ULPRIT of me getting zome INZANELY IMPOZZIBLE rezidue on my zkin that lazted ALMOZT A ZWEEP to <lean off don't you <ome into MY EZTABLIZHMENT and a<t like I ain't gonna zay zomething you GIANT KILLING MA<HINE WITH NO ZELF <LEANING BUTTON
you kinda get used to these things to be fair aint anythin neww
Honeztly I've a<<epted my fate at a <ertain point but Gog won't kill me zo here we are witnezzing thiz <ir<uz fu<k fezt.
There are a few of them that regularly post scripture in the early hours of the morning and it's like Girl, when do yall sleep????
poinT sTill sTands Though liTTle one. noThing's sToppin' us from jusT adding a moTherfucker To The drain. lasT cleaner i had ended up in There for... unrelaTed purposes. buT you caTch my drifT. and i'm preTTy sure you don'T like being a parT of The mess, righT? heheheh. :o)
Oh my Gog. WHATEVER. FINE. BUT I'M ONLY PREZERVING MYZELF BE<AUZE NO ONE ELZE KNOWZ HOW TO <ARE FOR MY RAIL BETTER THAN ME ZO FU<K IT. But don't you going around telling your <lown buddiez YOU get zome eztranged "diz<ount", <API<HE?
now we're chaTTing some real biznaTch here bro. don'T worry, a lady like me ain'T prone To sharing. been a pleasure!
c< OH, iM aware, differeNce is, iM NOt a clOwN, tHOse are.... tHe ONes i was referriN ta, but, i caN uNderstaNd if yOure NOt a faN Of Me regardless >c
pulssejetss arre harrd to sset up. but do a betterr job clearring coagulation. what with hcl acid being no good forr mmetal.
Zirean told me that I zhould "be more open" in making more "<onne<tionz"... How do I politely tell her to jump off a bridge in a pale way?
id honestly just tell em straight to jump off a bridge to be honest
Okay zo I'm not the only guy who thinkz like that. I don't rezpe<t you but I rezpe<t the <on<ept of telling people to reazonably die.