BUZKIL LITWIX
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BUZKIL. HE /HIM. <> ZIREAN ALDOVE. PLUMBER. FU<K OFF.
Hm. [Spills the curse all over the timeline]
WHAT THE FU<K I JUZT <LEANED UP FROM THE PIPEZ AROUND HERE
Zome human zaid my eyez are Mario and Luigi. Who the FU<K iz that.
troll mario and troll luigi
(｡≍ฺ‿≍)⚟ Oh!! Mario and Luigi! I loved playing those games. It says you're a plumber, yes? You must be Italian, too! Or something... Hehe. Mario is red and Luigi is green. Hope that helps!
What the FU<K are zaying to me right now. WHAT THE FU<K IZ AN ITALIAN?
I'M NOT THOZE GUYZ WHAT THE FU<K
≈ I've heard humans CALL goldbloods — of similar EYE — colouration — TO — yours — as — "Christmas — LIGHTS". — IS — THAT — worse? ≈
Lizten I don't know what the fu<k they're feeding thoze <reaturez but that zoundz horrifying and I don't even want to begin to IMAGINE that nonzenze.
haha hey i love those guys they jump a lot. do you jump like them? if so can you jump over to the phone and give me a call please i may, or may not have..... ok i definitely absolutely put at least 4 spoons in my garbage disposal. i dropped one down there and then tried to fish it out with another spoon and uh... well. haha. lets just say... there's certainly more than just the first one i started with. help. i will totaly smash some turtles with you man if you can please come help meplease
ooooooh im sorry bro uh i should clarify i kind of don't do that and ramble a lot but uh mario and lugu are two guys who are red and green and they jump a lot and also love animals haha NOT they step on them. i love those guys played their games a lot as a kid super neato. oh uh yeah but anyways dude help. please. the disposal is starting to spark and i thiiiiink that means its hungry and it wants another spoon :) but im running out of spoons :( i need your help because if not im gonna have to eat soup with a fork and thats # not cool. oh wait i just read the actual post again sorry lol adhd but u should get that eye stuff checked out that may be pink eye wash your hands before wiping your eyes dude
I don't know who you are but you're qui<kly getting in my lizt of people I'll <ull the ze<ond I zee them at the ztreetz. #humanzzu<k
Iz no one gonna talk about the alarming amount of purple bloodz out here today. Purple bloodz pay extra if they're expe<ting me to <lean out their damn <ull drainz after late night giggle fezt partiez. Fu<k you.
c< its surprisiN, i wONt lie, HONestly KiNd Of scary.... >c
can'T say no if your life is on The line, jusT sayin'. ;o)
I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and azzume your <aze againzt your own <azte iz reazonable be<auze I'm 99.99% zure your blood iz the one I'm talking about. Thin i<e, buddy.
This happens sometimes. Like. They'll just all be online and chuckling their fucks. No rhyme or reason to it
Woman you're LITERALLY THE <ULPRIT of me getting zome INZANELY IMPOZZIBLE rezidue on my zkin that lazted ALMOZT A ZWEEP to <lean off don't you <ome into MY EZTABLIZHMENT and a<t like I ain't gonna zay zomething you GIANT KILLING MA<HINE WITH NO ZELF <LEANING BUTTON
Honeztly I've a<<epted my fate at a <ertain point but Gog won't kill me zo here we are witnezzing thiz <ir<uz fu<k fezt.
poinT sTill sTands Though liTTle one. noThing's sToppin' us from jusT adding a moTherfucker To The drain. lasT cleaner i had ended up in There for... unrelaTed purposes. buT you caTch my drifT. and i'm preTTy sure you don'T like being a parT of The mess, righT? heheheh. :o)
Oh my Gog. WHATEVER. FINE. BUT I'M ONLY PREZERVING MYZELF BE<AUZE NO ONE ELZE KNOWZ HOW TO <ARE FOR MY RAIL BETTER THAN ME ZO FU<K IT. But don't you going around telling your <lown buddiez YOU get zome eztranged "diz<ount", <API<HE?