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now that im #dirnking while still on my hpone i mthinking about other naems #substances
IT WAS ACCIDENT. I DROPPED MY CURSE
Hm. [Spills the curse all over the timeline]
yaaaa... i dont get why they are jumping on turtles. that always bugged me ngl turtles are cool. did you know that turtle's shells are like... iunno their spines basically? ok well kind of not. its like... a big bone tube. it is their ribs and spine at the same time. very neato :)
ooooooh im sorry bro uh i should clarify i kind of don't do that and ramble a lot but uh mario and lugu are two guys who are red and green and they jump a lot and also love animals haha NOT they step on them. i love those guys played their games a lot as a kid super neato. oh uh yeah but anyways dude help. please. the disposal is starting to spark and i thiiiiink that means its hungry and it wants another spoon :) but im running out of spoons :( i need your help because if not im gonna have to eat soup with a fork and thats # not cool. oh wait i just read the actual post again sorry lol adhd but u should get that eye stuff checked out that may be pink eye wash your hands before wiping your eyes dude
haha hey i love those guys they jump a lot. do you jump like them? if so can you jump over to the phone and give me a call please i may, or may not have..... ok i definitely absolutely put at least 4 spoons in my garbage disposal. i dropped one down there and then tried to fish it out with another spoon and uh... well. haha. lets just say... there's certainly more than just the first one i started with. help. i will totaly smash some turtles with you man if you can please come help meplease
woooooa. dude. DUDE! dude. dued. dude........ dude. twitter looks so different. very cool elon musk! love the updates dude. haha yessss
hāhāhhā gēt īt cūs ūr ā plūmbēr hāhhā
now we're chaTTing some real biznaTch here bro. don'T worry, a lady like me ain'T prone To sharing. been a pleasure!
poinT sTill sTands Though liTTle one. noThing's sToppin' us from jusT adding a moTherfucker To The drain. lasT cleaner i had ended up in There for... unrelaTed purposes. buT you caTch my drifT. and i'm preTTy sure you don'T like being a parT of The mess, righT? heheheh. :o)
can'T say no if your life is on The line, jusT sayin'. ;o)
IF YER IN THE CITY YOU SHOULD VOTE ME MAYOR WHY? WHY NOT. I AINT DOIN SHIT TO TAXES
YOU. M-E. GAS STATION. W)(at are we getting for dinner? Sus)(i of course. U)( o)(, t)(ere was a roofie inside of our gas station sus)(i, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fis)(; )(orny fis)(. You know w)(at t)(at means. Fis)( orgy, t)(e stenc)( draws in a bear. W)(at are we gonna do? We're gonna fig)(t it. B-EAR FIG)(T. B-EAR )(AND-ED. B-EAR naked? o)( yes, please. We befriend t)(e bear after we beat it in a brawl. t)(en we ride into a c)(uck-e-c)(eese, dance dance revolution. R-EVOLUTION? OV-ERT)(ROW T)(-E GOV-ERNM-ENT? u)(, I t)(ink so. next t)(ing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus C)(rist. T)(en i turn into a jet, fly into t)(e sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, w)(ite out w)(ic)( i didn't know you could do, t)(en i smoked a joint. Greened-out, t)(en i turned into t)(e sun. u)( o)(, looks like t)(e met)( is kicking in.