Seeing as the hashtag #tiemeuptuesday is trending i shall spin you a yarn about one of my more recent adventures because i think it fits the bill quite well! I was deep in the rainforest which certainly is typical for the likes of me and i was just about to happen upon a wild beastie three times my size when KABLAMO, something whipped twixt my ankles and hauled me onto my keester and then right up into a tree. I was swinging there like a prize pheasant after the hunt ill say and it was both a good and bad thing i was by myself because for one i was less embarrassed by the fact that no one was there to see me, but then the reality set in that well. No one was there to see me. Turns out it was a wily sentient vine that constricted around my calf like a gosh darn snake and i had to whack at it until it felt like letting me go! I still have a rug burn on my leg from the damage but i wear it as a badge of honor. Take THAT you friggin vine.
Bummer.
You are one nasty piece of work did you know that?? And tell your maker he can watch it on tubi.
Dope, thanks. Wet version now available on #PlushRump (AI enhanced).
Too late. I turned your oil stat up to 100 like this shit's WWE 2K19.
Are you having fun playing around with my artificial intelligence avatar at least? Harumph.
The things I've done to that virtual ass would get me put on a list. TL;DR Yes.
Lol. Lmao, even. You think I spun up that livescan today? Nah, bro. He's been chilling in Blender since you were 23. Sometimes I let him out to hunt him across the Nightreign map.