♠ hated by @technophilicTaskmaster
I would say that by his own rules, you won.
Cant tell someone "ill get back to you on that" anymore without some sarky little comment about how "itd better be within the week" or some variation of it. I see how it is. God forbid a dude take some time for himself!
Oh roxy come on!! You really cant be taking that things side here. :(
The bonds already been established between my REAL HUMAN CHUM and i. No need to get friendly with the robo ripoff.
For an artificial intelligence youd think youd ask questions that arent completely and utterly ridiculous but i guess ill humor you: no! You arent! Because you are not human in the slightest! I am sorry though mr auto responder ill get your pronouns right next time. Whatever you are though if you want me to be fond of you it all narrows down to be less of a dickwad and maybe keep your distance because i have to hear from you enough on the daily. I dont need you polluting my social media presence too.
Good thing you dont because youre a hunk of metal and lack any real emotions.
Finding out via it (him? Who knows!) replying to one of my posts that dirks ridiculous auto responder has somehow gotten itself (himself?) a chittr account is not the way id have liked to start my morning. I cant escape that pesky thing even here! :|