GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒈ — @carbonatedCaravanserai Sokari Urvari ME: Good Guzzling Grief! I’m SO Thirsty and I’m about to Die because I don’t know WHAT to drink! (Enter the HUMBLE SODA CAN) ME: What’s THIS? A SOFT DRINK, for LITTLE OL’ ME? Oh wow, you shouldn’t have! I am the MOST PARCHED MAN EVER, and you’re letting me suckle from the moobeast teat of effervescence. I’m forever GRATEFUL–—and this could be YOU if you directed yourself to the TAGGED LADY’S account and filed a request for some of that SWEET, SWEET ELIXIR. No, this isn’t An Advertisement. This is Gander! (The crowd throws tomatoes at me OWOWOWWHATTHE[HONK]STOP) Anyway, let’s Take A Gander at Sokari Urvari! (CROWD CHEER!) In the commercial world, Sokari is TRULY DEDICATED TO HER CRAFT. She is practical and oriented in what she does best. Her online platform is primarily a strategy to purvey her services to a Wider Audience, vending SODA FACTS, SODA OPINIONS, and SODA… period. I personally enjoy her run-on sentences reminiscent of one continuous stream of thought. It’s almost as if she types as she thinks in the worry that she’ll lose them JUST AS QUICKLY. Which, now that I’m typing this ↓, is completely understandable. We’ll get to that in a moment. Beyond the business front, Sokari’s sense of self is enbottlecapsulated by the Soda Drink. Make no mistake: her knowledge is not merely an OUTWARD PASSION. Her Carbonated Cache is just that——shrewdness of the topic that keeps her afloat in society. Think of it as the remaining lifesaver in a SEA OF ENDLESS BUSTLE. It arguably encompasses all she is because it’s among the few things that benefit her. Business is an unchanging rhythm that she performs in tandem to. The market changes the pace, not her. Everything has to be in the ✓ place——why ELSE would everything be this way? Maybe it’s fatalist, but I say it’s a quiet acceptance of WHERE SHE IS. She’s not the one making decisions and she knows that. She is the femininely intense type. Her firm, stringent responses to being called as much as a gender neutral ‘DUDE’ reflects the refusal to be known as anything other than a lady. Within the same vein, Sokari can’t stand the concept of CHARITY. This isn’t intended to be a poor business model but a way of KEEPING EVERYTHING IN LINE. Such actions are a denial of who she is. Above all else, she craves ORDER in her Figurative Courtblock. This is why it matters so much that she can claim the little things. She wants you to give her what she asks for: a straightforward title and a straightforward transaction. It’s only an acknowledgement of who she is (but I notice a number of times in which this isn’t followed through.) It’s saddening. Being fit into TOO MANY SOCIETAL BOXES, Sokari demands respect for the little things she can control. What I find most curious about Sokari is her LIFESTYLE. Sokari actively forgoes the need to sleep, often spending sweeps wide awake with purportedly NO LASTING CONSEQUENCES. An aberrancy and therefore an interesting point of analysis. Remember what I said about the RUN-ON SENTENCES? Not even the STRONGEST SOLDIERS can withstand the LULLABY OF SOMNOLENCE. As such, Sokari constantly stumbles on and mixes ↑ her words. Staying awake is her culminating fear of Wasting Valuable Time. A few angles hinge from this lifestyle, but I’d like to posture PRAGMATIC NIHILISM, a likely product of her sleepless days, wherein she believes her life holds no true value. This doesn’t detract from how much she VALUES IT. She reassures herself to save her life, every second of consciousness, because this is the only one she gets to have. She acts with PURPOSE and the ultimate goal of making a sustained living. Benefitting herself, even if it means an erosion of a life outside the business. This is all that she will be and wants to be. Almost all posts imply she’s OK with that. I don’t want to enable or shame your lifestyle. You are an adult and you know what you’re doing. I think a lot of people Forget That you aren’t someone (⒈) BEGGING TO BE SAVED. This, however, goes both ways: you give people a reason to Worry For You. Sokari, you have the capacity to understand that you aren’t LIVING HEALTHILY. And to accept that this is all you’ll ever be is an Erasure of your Complex Existence. You’re allowed to yearn, to be vulnerable, to react when you feel the grass brush against your ankles, to cry when it feels like too much. You’ll always have the space for that. No one can rip that from you. Not HERE. Maybe it doesn’t seem that way to you, and I’m not one to convince you otherwise. But you deserve to be a person. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: SEER OF DOOM? To Sokari, life is a transaction. She is the externality. A master of self-discipline. There’s no time to dream. There’s no time to mourn a life you don't know. She’s comfortable where she is. Is this all there is to living? That is the Seer’s plight.) So. YEA. FOLLOW HER TO ORDER SOME SODA NOW, and have a little think about who YOU ARE while you’re at it. ♥ yourself. I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! (Journalling is a GREAT IDEA, by the way!) #gandertag #doctorpebber #fanter #monsert #roobeer #PEHPSIE #cokeycola #spirt


