GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒎ — @chillerAficionado Casper Cooper (HOLY [HONK], your last name was annoying to find. Are you detached from it by any chance? Just to let you know, I was going to give you the surname ‘Dinner’. It fits the naming scheme AND aligns with your FAME REFRAIN. You are also a Chittr snack. So yeah. You should reconsider. Sorry about the photographic memory. And also the C-A-R-S. See this isn’t explicitly mentioning it because I spelt it out, so checkmate.) Surely me, a PRO, won’t CRASTINATE on this Chittrgoer, but here we are. It’s like, handling a legendary weapon (PICTURE A SWORD), placing your hand on its hilt, and thinking to yourself: “Wow, I think I’ve gotten too big for my britches——how am I gonna handle this one?” And now repicture the sword to be an adult man. You know the one (⒈)! Society’s knives are on political candor, let’s Take A Gander at the be♥d/beloathed/bewhatevered Casper Cooper. Come one, come all. Find your FIDUS ACHATES, settle your ADOS. Let’s all gather around the stage and watch the man, the myth, the LEGEND approach the PULPIPODIUM and vend us the wits only a highly off-the-radar troll can ever think of. (Who isn’t purple.) Yes, you know him, the LOVABLE TOWN PUNCHING BAG. Casper Dinner (Cooper) is an opinion/commentary poster, a frequent shopper, who always seems to know the → thing to say. He’s the sort of someone who would beckon you from the alleyway and show you quick short✃s to your favorite restaurant. He’s YOUR guy. Chittr’s comic relief. There’s a clear ‘ALL IN OR [HONK] ALL’ mindset that exudes from this particular account. Whatever even remotely produces dopamine in the pan gets VIP access to the public forum, because he knows that it’ll get everyone else excited. Also, one of the few people who actually refer to users and mutuals by their NAMES, which is kind of… scary? Maybe I’m just not used to that. Like, you remember that stuff? I have a few questions. Maybe it’s a thing of PROJECTION or INTERPOLATION, but the comfort zone is hard to miss. I see him flying closer and closer to the sun, even if it is in small increments. With so much popularity comes the complacency of using it to your advantage, namely making yourself feel better. An online platform denies the truths of the real world. On CHITTR, you can actually BE SOMEONE. And who wouldn’t want to decline THAT offer? But really, I wonder if you fear losing the influence you’ve built. Have you imagined a time where you run your typical post schedule, only for no one to bat an eye? And, if you have, how did that make you feel? Fear? Alarm? A desperation to get people to look at you? You’ve clearly found your GOLDILOCKS ZONE of a posting style, impressioned by levitable streams of Kult Kla-s-sic Humor. But trends die quickly. In that case, would you retain the pa-s-sion to go on? Or would you peter out as a one-hit wonder? (SUSPECTED CLA-S-SPECT: KNIGHT OF HEART? Demons run when a good man goes to war.) If you haven’t followed this guy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO DO THAT! NOW! MUSH! And I hope to see you soon! #gandertag
Oh goodness, I was scared you had me pegged. Nearly. Nearly!! Gander, love, I could delete this account tomorrow and carry on my life, business as usual. Did you enjoy your scrolling? :P
(( clo-ose! knight of mind 🙂↕️))
((blud im actually cursed to be half correct with my assumptions))
Oodles of fun on my end, boss! I am tempted to follow you.
Happy to be ALMOST good enough. A pleasure doing business with you. 🤪
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hi$ la$t name u$ed to be front and ¢enter, btw. then he won a game of monopoly. $o. not hiding it, ju$t addi¢ted to the bit
The Favever! :▷
I gotta dig DEEPER next time. Really gotta stick my fingers between this guy's mandibles and get him chitting. But alas... my chance to hit the mark has pa-s-sed.